> Three 2 paragraph essays due tomorrow
> I haven't even started
>mfw 173,981,426.5 dekaliter essays due in 2 arc seconds
do I kill myself now
>5.26578938e+54 planck seconds long astral metabiology presentation due tomorrow
>Didn't even sign up for the class
>mother getting checked for some kind of vagina cancer tomorrow after she bled for an entire month
>500-700 word response due at midnight
>only done half
Fuck this earth
>25 page paper due five hours ago
There's an unopened email from my professor just sitting there in my inbox.
I'm going to give it as much as I can, try to turn it in before 6 AM, and beg for mercy. If that doesn't work, I can always just fucking kill myself.
>linear algebra essay due at midnight
>didnt start it and have been shitposting here all weekend
>>28596609
WTF that is trivially easy.
>tfw essay in Chinese Literature interpreted in Mandarin instead of Cantonese but written in English due in 24 microts and I can't find my Mandarin dictionary
> 30 problems assigned in syntactical disambiguation of classical spoken English due yesteryear.
Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here.
How do you even struggle writing? Shits so easy.. Research the topic, have a nice buttering up intro. Make a fat and juicy body that's not a run on sentence and then wrap that fucker up like its the hottest mixtape of '97
>>28597438
its called periods
>>28597605
what hath you said mine ethiop
>>28597635
mon fedora tippeth, good sir
>>28597657
early 50s.
>be me this semester
>about to go to sleep
>suddenly remember 2 8-page essays are due tomorrow
>essay topics are fucking trash
>pull an all-nighter
>turn both in
>both get A's
the worst part about having all semester to do an assignment is you're not gonna do it till the last day anyway.
I literally started this meme. If I enable my tripcode you'll yell at me. Thank me later, chump. Enjoy the meme.. Heh
>$1200 in debt for course fees
>Every unit is due tomorrow
>Ain't done shit
>>28597511
Pshh, LQ decomposition of a standard 5 paragraph essay requires but the most trivial of labor. There's even a MATLAB function for it you ring-a-ding-dill-a-dong.
>>28597698
Just imagine this: you started early the first night of the semester, and got to go to sleep the first night of the semester knowing you get to slack off the rest of the semester.
>>28597931
I want to do this this semester, just to see what it feels like.
>>28597931
but then i'd have to actually do the work early
my life motto is "due tomorrow, do tomorrow." my gpa's fine so somethings gotta be working
>>28596609
>2 paragraph.
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>28597510
Since I posted this, I've only gotten one and a half more pages done. There's another email from the professor.
I'm burned out and have no bullshit left to give. I'm tired, broke, and after all this, realized college did nothing to make me a better person in any regard.
I've got about 5 hours left, and if I can't find a way to hit this mark, the last thing I'm writing is a short apology note to my parents, then I'm hanging myself.
>5 slide long powerpoint presentation due a month and a half ago
>been shitposting all weekend
>900 googolplexianth autobiography due before the big bang
>havent even started
>>28596609
>mfw I actually have a 6 page midterm due tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Oh well guess I'm dropping that class
>49 prehistoric primary documents proving the existence of aliens due in 0.33 fortnights
>Have yet to initiate any progress towards its completion whatsoever
Will fail class if I don't get this done. Which I won't. Which means I'm dropping out and probably an hero soon after.
>>28596609
>need to get data for a project
>in charge of a balance sheet, income statement, vertical analysis and graph
>need to get this shit done sooner than later since working in teams
>it's due in 5 weeks
>on top of weekly assignments/discussions/quizzes
It's lenient but still fuck team obligations.
>>28599040
>5 minute oral presentation due tommorow
How do I speak at a moderate rate and not spaz out?
>>28599273
>oral presentations
I barely spoke two sentences in a mock trial and had to sit down from being a nervous wreck.
Fuck those things, fuck group speaking. Especially if people actually throw you questions where you can't just script it.
>have to make a post without an image to pass my thesis in wasting my life on an imageboard
>can't into it
save me
>Shoe-box diorama of the Treaty of Westphalia due next epoch
>Haven't even got the box
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