SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAUGHT ME CROSSDRESSING IN HER CLOTHES
MY RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVE PARENTS ARE HOME AND THEY ARE TALKING SHE'S CRYING I'M FUCKED
WHAT DO I DO
>>28596189
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
HA HA HA AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH
Do a flip
Off a building
>religious conservatives
You are fucked.
...Age?
>>28596233
29.
I know it's sad but I have legit Aspergers
>RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVE
like this would make any difference after OP's stunt
that's really fucked of you man i'm sorry, really this is it you're boned
i'm sorry
You've got a few options, depending on your specific situation.
Age, skills, education, connections, bank balance?
I had to drop out of college and leave home at 19 when my sister caught me getting a blowjob from my "best friend".
>>28596274
29
none
not even a GED
none
i don't have a bank account
>>28596189
Tell them that it is 2016
>>28596312
Oh.
Well.
Good luck, I honestly wish you the very best, and I am so very fucking sorry.
>>28596372
OBJECTION!
Achtung, Baby. There is still a way out of this.
Since you are over 18, they cannot legally evict you for a certain amount of time; generally a month or two; without giving you proper warning first. You at least have a small amount of time to get your ducks in the works.
In addition, you have a (hopefully diagnosed) mental illness. If you get a social care worker on this, it can jam up the works even more.
This gives you plenty of time to get your shit together to not end up homeless.
Cry and apologize to her and your parents and they'll get over it eventually. You might have to do extra chores, go to church, whatever, just do as much as you can to make them happy.
>>28596189
Tell them you have a girlfriend and you didn't know what size clothes she wears
say you were trying on your sisters clothes to get an estimate as to what she would need cause you know how big your gf is compared to you
....if you're aspergers-y enough maybe they'll buy it :+)
>>28596567
cause you wanna buy your gf a dress for her birthday or some shit so you used your sister's clothing to estimate what size she would need ( in case i was unclear)
>>28596498
OBJECTION
Sorry you german pissboy
they can easily remove him on the claims of protecting the minor
this shit is too easy
>>28596498
That only applies to tenants, Your parents can legally kick you to the curb the second you turn 18.
Tell them you think you need therapy?
Tell them that you like men but just like wearing womans clothes sometime in private.
>WHAT DO I DO
Stop being a gay homo fag.
Man, first the panty guy, the guy downloading porn, and now this? Today's a bad day for robots.
Tell then you were dressing for a picture you had to takr because you lost a stupid bet with your friends.or stop being a homo a be honest eith them about being a homo
>>28597770
A lot of robots got exposed today. Let this be a reminder that people have it worse
>>28597692
>t."GIVE ME ATTENTION PLS xDDD" tripfag who thinks his opinion is worth anything
it ok anon ur just as fucked up as any other person on the planet
>>28596264
>I'm an asspie so I'm totally justified for doing fucked up shit that I know is wrong
Go kill yourself
>>28596189
say you are drunk
>>28597846
This
You and everyone you know will be dead one day and none of this will have mattered.
It's the ultimate fair conclusion.
>Cross dressing
>Has autism
Like clockwork.
>>28596189
say it was a prank
Tell them you were working on a skit for Youtube then show them Shane Dawson's youtube videos where he crossdresses, say it's just a joke
>>28596189
Ask them if they are so religious why do they let their daughter have such a slutty wardrobe?
It would not be too bad, if you weren't fucking 29
>It was a prank bro chill
>>28596264
Aspergers is not just an excuse for every time you fuck up family
>>28596189
TELL THEM YOU ARE BEING POSSESSED
seriously, my conservative parents believed my autistic schizo brother was possessed by demons for years and years and tried all sorts of exorcisms and shit before accepting that he was just a totally fucked up useless person.
THEY WILL BELIEVE DEMONS CONTROL YOU BEFORE THEY BELIEVE THEY RAISED A TOTAL FUCKUP. make up a history of possession if you need too. Religious people are fucking retarded and will ignore painful realities as long as you give them an alternative that is more comfortable to believe.
>>28596189
Deserve it for letting the internet turn your sexuality into a shitty meme.
>>28596312
>>28596312
>>28596264
>>28596189
You and the 27 year old anon who got caught stealing his 9 year old sister's panties should move in together.
I'm 30, soon 31, and a college dropout with only a few hundred dollars in savings and no job still living at home, and it makes me think that maybe I haven't really fully hit bottom quite yet...
>minor
>religious conservative
>crying
It's time to find the rope.
>>28596605
>>28596498
This shits hilarious
>>28596189
>religious conservative
Satan himself couldn't have gotten you in any more trouble, lad. I have no advice for you.
>>28598162
your brother was autistic and schizophrenic. anon is just autistic. no reason for them to believe he's not just a filthy degenerate.
>>28596264
You aspied your way into this, you'll aspie your way out.
I would feign ignorance if confronted verbally, invoke Jesus if confronted violently.
>>28596264
Time out to move out of the house you faggot anon
>>28596189
Hopefully they'll send you to a mental institute to get you the help you need you degenerate
>>28598162
this OP. you were possessed by demons.
>>28596189
f'dora
>>28598162
>Religious people are fucking retarded and will ignore painful realities as long as you give them an alternative that is more comfortable to believe.
The opposite is true, don't project now you simple-minded reductionist.
>>28596189
fuck off this is fake
stop trying to outdo panty cummer rapist pedo faggot from the other thread
>>28596312
>I dont have a bank account
>29
holy shit lmao
>>28598984
>trusting the jew with your money.
Top kek anon are you serious?
>>28599038
i am the jew
>>28599038
You're money is backed up to 250k by the government. It's safe, relax autismolord
>>28596189
Nothing
Tell them to get over it. It's 2016 if you're a productive person in society everyone else can go fuck themselves.
>>28599095
Then I guess you're the exception
>>28599162
That's great and all but what happens when the banks shut down? I have money set aside in my house in case of emergencies and I invest the rest in gold
Deny it. Call her a lying cunt, if you never admit it they can never be certain that it actually happened.
How irresponsible are all these faggots who get caught?
My physical shame is in a locked chest in my room and all my porn is on a password protected hd.
You deserve this for being a moron, OP.
>>28596189
Come out as transgender. Plenty of people do it.
Also, why is your sister such a bitch? Time to catfish her on tinder and have somebody fuck her up... and maybe cyber bully with a fake jewbook account.
>>28596189
Honest advice I would come up with some bullshit story that you were blackmailed into taking pictures of yourself crossdressing in her clothes and you were just preparing for it as you were caught. Beg them to let you take those pictures. They'll probably refuse but that's even better for your story. Then some days later print out nude pictures of yourself and mail them to your parents as punishment for not complying with the demands. Unless you suck at lying then they'll believe it.
It sucks but it's better than being disowned.
>>28600350
best advice in the thread do it OP
>>28599617
This. Send your address/sister's info and we'll come in droves to rape her.
