>tfw medical doctor but I want a gf like this who just makes me buy her clothes, and she just sits at home getting high and listenning to music, shopping all day
holy shit guys help me get onnnnnnnnnnnne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjSDI69WVsQ
>>28596057
Just get a simple bitch and introduce them to weed. That's pretty much what you're looking for, and they're everywhere.
>>28596101
you think i can get a pretty one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYchlSA4w4c
with a huge ego?
>>28596057
If you actually have a doctor's income it should really not be a problem to find a hot gold digger.
Literally just say you are a doctor to any girl.
>>28596158
Yeah but how.
I'm a social retard outside of work
I want a hot gold digger wife, who just smokes weed and spends my money on clothes all day and fucks me good.
I'm not in their social circles normally
>>28596237
Make an OKcupid or Tinder profile
literally just mention you are a doctor at some point and have a picture of yourself from work smiling in doctors clothes
>>28596377
fuck it, alright
obviously she wont be loyal though..
>>28596057
are you still in residency
>>28596057
>>>/cgl/
Not even kidding. They will be on you like white on rice.
>>28596578
yes... is true
>>28596646
why dont you just ask your co residents if they have any single friends you idiot
>>28596675
>>28596237
this is why I dont already have this gf I want
>>28596705
but if you are a resident how are you not at least semi-close with your co workers? you're literally working with them every single day
what are you, a pathologist or something?
>tfw no lil debbie gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-1ZLpDISLQ
desu shes either a mega hoe or a frigid bitch
Well, on a 1-10 how hot are u bb?
>>28596782
look where we are
>>28596806
4.5
OMG PICK ME OP
PICK ME
ILL DO IT
EXCEPT FOR I WONT GET HIGH
OP, can we see what you look like? What nationality are you? And what kind of doctor?
>>28596882
Yes I won't do it if you are middle eastern. Middle eastern men are so mean to women.
>>28596850
I'll do it, plus get high.
OP, we can snuggle under the blankets in the winter while smoking premium bud and listening to cloud rap beats all night long.
>>28596928
Fuck off bitch, he's mine.
>>28596928
>>28596882
assume im ugly as fuck
i want a gold digger who can fuck at will and gts high.
not some gf who wants a hot guy to brag about, i want a "boss bitch"
>>28596982
How old are you OP? And what makes you so ugly?
F U C K lil debbie and kreayshawn huges bitches in music ever
i think grimes did some shit with her that kind of pissed me off i sent her a letter about that
>>28597017
23yrs, im just not an attractive guy
>>28596982
IDGAF if you are ugly
But I will not get high.
Google MK-Ultra that is what weed is.
>>28597057
How are you a doctor when you're only 23? Even in Europe people don't become doctors at age 23.
>>28597057
You never told us your nationality OP. Or what kind of doctor you are.
>>28596057
>wanting a degenerate type of stacy that imitates nigger rap music
disgusting taste, OP
>>28597080
graduated hs with an Associate's degree
>>28597107
yeah its what i like, more for you
I want you OP. Where do you live bb?
>>28596057
hello yes I fit all of these qualifications and will gladly be ur lazy money-grubbing pothead gf
bonus points: I'm not ugly and I actually like lil debbie
OP HAS NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE LIKE 10 WOMEN HAVE PROPOSITIONED THEMSELVES HERE
>>28597355
contact? holy shit
>>28597433
pics or gtfo daddy-o
>>28597355
i would marry you
>>28597355
why aren't there more girls like this
>>28597355
As long as you dont get fat, youre perfect
OP please add me on snapchat. thelatsbrah96. I too want to become a doctor. I'm in undergrad atm. tfw you have to retake organic because you get a C. If I don't get into med school, I'm killing myself.
>>28597766
>retaking organic
If you cant get an A in that class, you'll be a shitty doctor. Its the material thats important, its succeeding in a class like that which is iimportant
>>28597861
We only had a midterm and a final. I put all of my effort into calculus for my finals. C--can I make it, or should I just sodoku now?
>>28596057
TFW you fell for the CS meme rather than going pre-med
> you will never be a doctor
>>28598102
Organic chem is about learning patterns and applying them to new situations. its pretty much the only class thats an IQ test.
>>28598256
It's over.
My whole life has led up to this...and it's over.
>>28596848
You were social enough to get into medical school and get into a residency, dont make excuses
>>28598144
Why not? if you really want to be a doctor and actually work hard at it, its pretty doable.
>>28598511
Because I'm
>>28598102
>>28597766
>>28598395
No school will accept me. I'll be going into my junior year.
Bio major, philosophy minor.
~3.3 GPA
Ecology research
Plant DNA research
Working on getting an ER job
I'm too inadequate. I revere all doctors as literal gods among men (like yourself). I am nothing but the scum in between your toes. But srs, pls add me on SC.
