>anon, what are these stains all over your room?
>>28595214
>tfw stop leaving cum stains all over the place
>Feel good about myself
>get a gf
>now leaving gf's squirt stains all over the place, and it's the same fucking colour and consistency of stain
End my life
>>28595296
>squirt stains
It's piss with small amount of pussy mucous, mate. They're piss stains.
So I ejaculated into a little bottle (I can't make myself consume my semen immediately after, so I thought I'd save it for later). It's been in the bottle for a few hours and I'm not horny enough yet. How long will it last in there?
>>28595428
I know it's mostly piss.
Still pretty hot desu and I want it on my face
>>28595831
i did that when i was like twelve and it grew some kind of brown mold after a few days
maybe it keeps better if you refrigerate it
>Haven't wet the bed since December
Feels good
>>28595214
>live at home for like 7 years
>finally move out of room
>streaks on the wall where the head of my bed was and behind my computer chair off to one side
>apparently a couple drops would launch far enough to hit the wall every time
>can only hope no one notices or they just think I spilled something
Fapping with a tissue on my dick made too much noise. Eventually I started using socks, though some of them discolored a little, but I do my own laundry at least.
>>28595831
post pics for science
if you turn on f.lux you don't see the stain anymore.
cool.
>>28595831
After only around 4 hours it was watery, didn't even look like cum anymore. I very nervously put my tongue into the bottle and gave it a taste and it was kinda sour. Different from the slightly salty-bitter taste it had on the few occasions I tried it.
So I guess if you want good cum it's gotta be fresh from the source?
>>28595214
>never come in socks
>always just roll on side and cum on the very edge of the sheet
>roll edge of sheet over so cum doesn't get all over me if I roll onto that spot
>have been doing for years
>haven't washed sheet in 6 months
>rock solid, no longer a flexible fabric
>still don't know how to do laundry
>very worried mother will come into room and find that my sheets are now 50% dried semen
when will it end
>>28596672
F.lux reporting in. It really feels better for your eyes
>>28597336
jesus.
I did the same thing for a couple of years. cum + snot on the sheets and wall next to bed. fuckin terrible. looked a bit like pic related desu
