>tfw fruit fly infestation
GET THE FUCK OUT
>literally me
what country/part of the country do you live in?
>>28595126
Get a cup, put a centimeter of vinegar in, cover the top with plastic wrap with a hole the diameter of your finger poked in it. Theyll be trapped and they will die.
anon, pour a bunch of boiling water down your drains and also do the thing with vinegar (apple cider vinegar is preferred).
Wash your cum rag now and again. A quit leaving unrinsed cans of Mt. Dew everywhere.
gas em, man
>>28595235
This. Also just throw out your fruit silly lol
>fruit flies everywhere in the home
>they fly into your face and around your food and are reproducing exponentially
>tfw they are all coming from my one single house plant, but I can't take it outside because it makes the room look nice, revitalizes the air with oxygen, and it could be damaged by careless normies or something outside
I know this feel, and it's a bad one.
just swat the flies away from you and kill as many as possible.
>>28595342
I had a problem with that too. Bought a plant it was fucking nice and then BAM fruit flies everywhere.
>>28595126
Clean fucking EVERYTHING
If they breed in some damp wendy's bag in the middle of your room, you're never getting rid of them.
>>28595342
>they fly into your face
^ This, fucking why? What the fuck do these things want with my face?
>>28595403
Attracted to your CO2 emissions and rotten breath.
>>28595342
Jesus Christ, just get rid of the plant, you idiot.
>>28595403
and they fly into your food too
I don't have enough fingers to count how many times I saw a dead fly floating in my tea
>dumb fruit fly dives into my cup full of warm, delicious green tea with milk
>dumb cuck fly drowns itself and now i have to fish it's dead corpse out of my tea in disgust
at least they die easily
FOR EVERY FRUIT FLY YOU KILL
TWO MORE SHALL TAKE ITS PLACE
>had a fruit fly infested apartment
>spent ~2 days killing them one by one
>eventually had to track them down
>week later no fruitflies
Pretty fun desu
>>28595721
>tfw feeling pumped to go on a crusade to genocide the fruit flies now
Thanks, anon.
I remember once staying up all night capturing and killing all the fruit flies in my room that spawned initially from a banana peel is foolishly left in the trash. There was literally huge herds of them just flying in the air. Had a few vinegar water bottle traps with candle traps too and would routinely spray my entire room with insect killer shit then leave for a few minutes. By the start of early morning there was only a few left and they were all flying to my monitor screen, causing me to crush them to death with my finger when they landed.
I seriously killed at least 95% of the population in one night.
>>28595487
>clearly states viable reasons why he doesn't want to or can't get rid of the plant/move it
>durr just get rid of the plant, ya dumby
nice
