>tfw on a toilet at university farting out all the hair conditioner I used as lube when I dildoed myself with a cucumber this morning
>>28593653
>conditioner
it's not good to use this as lube senpai. hair products like conditoner and shampoo destroy the inner walls of your ass
use oils instead, like baby oil or coconut oil or vegetable oil
i recomend baby oil, if people ask why you use it just say as moisturizer but actually its god tier lube
>>28593731
Wow thanks senpai, I'm gonna go try that out now. EVOO right up the butt
>>28593731
oils destroy condons if u ever wanna try getting fucked tho, just get real lube and hide it good
four separate posters all in agreement about how normal it is to penetrate your asshole
/r9k/ really is a great place
>>28593781
do you only masturbate while sitting in an upright position and thinking pure thoughts?
get the fuck out of here normalshit
