You can have a dinner party with 5 historical figures/celebrities, alive or dead.
Who do you choose?
2pac hitler jesus myself and your mom
Jesus (no need to bring liquor either)
Muhammed
Adolf Hitler
Benjamin Franklin
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
>Plato
>Artisotle
>Hume
>Kant
>Hegel
It would be very enlightening
>>28593035
Oh damn, good choices
I forgot all about philosophers
>>28592950
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Ur m0m
Richard Stallman
Dennis Ritchie
Uriel
Hal Abelson
Marvin Minsky
Then I just sit back and see them argue and sperg each other out.
>>28593100
this is going to be literally rebbit: the post for me
archimedes
euler
gauss
leibniz
riemann
i would just listen to them talk while saying "mmm, quite" pretending i know what theyre talking about
>>28593157
>leibniz
hack
>>28593035
>It would be very enlightening
For you
Jesus Christ
Siddhartha
Mohammed
Zoroaster
Akhnaten
5 emma watson's
I summon five copies of myself and force them to go around attending to my responsibilities for me while I sit around doing nothing. If they refuse to work for me, I threaten to officially end the dinner party, which would zap them back into nonexistence.
>>28592950
nobunaga
tesla
masamune
einstein
a japanese translator
Can I just have dinner by myself? If not, I guess I'd pick five generic quiet guys or something. Maybe we could play a board game.
Diogenes
Big Boss
Guts
Klokov
Haruhi
>>28593308
>not 5 emma stones
alexander the great
jesus christ
carl jung
ol' dirty bastard
mozart
I'd probably go with
a cook Bernard Loiseau
a pornstar Lexi Belle / Sasha Grey
a humorist Georges Carlin
a philosopher Nietzsche / Simone de Beauvoir
an alcoholic writer Hemingway
Not that I particularly like any of those but I'm confident I'd spend a great time
>>28593993
>not Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Emma Roberts, Emma Greenwell and Emma Fuhrmann
Max Stirner
I just want to talk about spooks
>>28593081
9gag
your sister because she takes up 5 chairs
Jesus
Hitler
Kobe
Joe Rogan so we can have pseudo-talk
Zyzz
>>28594148
>Simone de Beauvoir
>a philosopher
pique one
>>28592950
Napoleon
Hitler
Nero
Jackie Chan
Charlemagne
and I'd offer career advice to all of them.
>>28594078
>carl jung
good choice.
everyone would tell him about their dreams all night long until he leaves in a huff.
>>28594664
>Jackie Chan
kek
Constantine XI
Justinian II
Liu Bei
Timur
Babur
>>28594624
That's exactly why I chose her, I like to have people to disagree with .
>>28593186
arnauld PLEASE go
>>28592950
Satoshi Kon
Nakamura Ryutaro
Okazaki Kyoko
Nujabes
Hideki Kamiya
>>28592950
Jesus
Satan
Hitler
Justin Trudeau
Lexi belle
>mfw I eat my dinner while watching the most entertaining argument/fight, while Lexi chokes on my cock
>>28592950
Diocletian
Augustus
Aurelian
Trajan
Constantine
>>28595168
nujabes is god tier
>>28595174
>while Lexi gets gangbanged by all four
FTFY
1. Bill Cosby
2. Anna Kendrick
3. Rose Byrne
4. Allison Brie
5. Britt Marling
Bill Cosby helps me rape all four of the women.
Charles Manson
Marilyn Manson
Andy Warhol
McRide
Joe Rogan
I'd probably have to excuse myself halfway through tho desu
>>28595374
Trudeau is too much of a pussy to join in.
Miley Cyrus
Nikki Minaj
Rihanna
Shakira
Britney Spears
>>28595374
n..nothat's not allowed
>>28595449you have been muted for __ seconds
>>28594664
The fuck do you have against choices of based Carolus Magnus
>>28595449
>organizing a roasty skank circus
gauss
euler
maxwell
newton
riemann
george carlin
richard feynman
denise richards
mike tyson
jessica simpson lmao (lol)
Walt Disney
Theodore Roosevelt
Julius Caesar
Serge Gainsbourg
Jay-Z
5 copies of that bitch who sang my humps
>5 identical copies of hitler
Bertolt Brecht
Joan of Arc
Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Herman Melville
Patti Smith
>>28597102
fergie?
Rasputin
John Holmes
Liam Neeson
Penis comparison contest
>>28597190
sure whatever
as long as she got titties and ass
>all these anons choosing historical figures who don't speak English
>all these anons choosing historical figures who don't even share a common language
Enjoy spending your meal trying to work out how to say "this is a fork, you use it to eat" in sign language
>>28592950
Five happy little dinners with Bob Ross
>>28592950
Jesus
Buddha
Newton
Archimedes
Nietzsche
Dunno, could be a nice dinner
>>28592950
David Foster Wallace
Martin Heidegger
Franz Kafka
Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
Lucifer
Foucalt
>>28597217
fun fact: she has accidentally pissed herself on stage before
Winston Churchill
Manuel Komnenos
Catherine the Great
Theodore Roosevelt
Cao Cao
>ernst junger
>goethe
>jesus
>jose antonio primo de rivera
>cato the elder
>virgin mary
>>28592950
I'd pick no one and eat alone
>>28592950
Andrew Jackson
Adolf Hitler
George Patton
Joe Namath
Plato
