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Crippling depression edition
What are you drinking tonight lads? Thatcher's Gold for me.
Almost finished my PIP form
Post waifus
I'm not drinking tonight as I have work tomorrow.
I'm also trying not to become an alcoholic, I already have a paunch
Couldnt make a new thread because of the duplicate file shit
>>28590309
For depression? That should be under ESA IIRC.
>>28590522
Depression and anxiety and stuff, I'm going to go for both but I still need to go and get a medical certificate from my GP before I can start applying for ESA
>>28590347
What time do you start work m8?
>>28590614
9am I should go to bed I guess
>>28590572
You'll have little chance getting PIP via depression/anxiety and the other mental meme stuff. ESA should go well though if you don't get a strict assessor.
the weekend is over
wagekek incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20gzbjnGv3g
please just kill me
>>28590414
I wanted to start a new thread because I'm lonely and wanted somewhere to post about how lonely I am.
>>28590309
Dual purpose post containing pic of waifu and also
>>28590757
portraying tfw imminent wagecucking
It's my birthday today lads
Got nothing to celebrate, noone to celebrate it with. Just wanna go to bed and die.
>have a doctor's appointment Thursday morning
>Sleeping pattern is buggered and I keep waking up in the late afternoon
oh crumbs.
>>28590845
My birthday is in 4 days. Not looking forward to it all desu. Hoping to sleep through the whole day.
>>28590845
Happy birthday lad.
It was mine last week and I felt the same.
>>28590845
how old mate? desu
>>28590294
A nice pint of Catamite's Regret for me.
>>28590975
29 lad.
I'm a complete failure. NEET, can't drive. Only ever had 1 job. Got nothing to live for, nothing to celebrate and no one to celebrate it with.
>>28591003
christ lad, diving isn't a huge deal. Any plan to sort the rest out? It's not over yet
>>28591003
>nothing to live for, nothing to celebrate and no one to celebrate it with.
Parents are lying to me about drinking, not really sure why. My mum is on holiday, she said earlier that she and my dad weren't gonna drink tonight, why she said it I have no clue. Went downstairs there and they're clearly both drunk. I asked if they decided to drink after-all, my mum looked offended and told me no. I then went into the kitchen and opened the bin, there was an empty bottle of wine and a few empty cans of beer.
I just don't get it, I don't care if they drink. I just don't know why they would lie about it.
>>28591003
Sounds rough. Hope things get better for you lad.
>>28591003
Haha, you're the same as me except 8 years older.
I thought it'd get better as you grow up but I guess I'm wrong, huh?
Gentle reminder that the highway code says you don't have to let pedestrians across at a zebra crossing
>>28590845
Happy birthday fampai. I love you.
As much as I hate life atm im still terrifyed of dying.
Like why is life so short?
Snape is dead, dumbledore is dead, my grans dead, my granddad my aunt.
They was all alive in 2000 but not anymore, is 16 years really that long?
>>28591112
Oh gosh, another argument I created that is brought up like a year later
This is better than (you)'s
It's literally true though
>>28591206
two of those are fictional characters
>>28591064
Have you any idea how depressing it is to rely on everyone else for rides?
No plans to sort the rest out because the help I can get where I live isn't the help I need.
>>28591230
The actors are dead
>>28591235
Are you the guy posting about living in devon or some place like that?
Are you not trying to look for jobs?
>>28590845
My birthday has been like that for three years in a row, I know it's not a good feeling man. Hope you're alright buddy
>>28591279
They were old to begin with though.
>>28591282
No, lad. I live inDonny
>29
>NEET
>Dropped out of high school & college
>no ambitions or goals
>still don't know what job I want
>too old to get back into education
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>gfs/married/houses/careers
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life
>>28590294
Have you ever thought about doing something that improves your lot in life? Seems like a better idea to me than just moping about on 4chan.
>>28590572
you're going for PIP before ESA?
ESA is the easier one to get.
>>28591322
>too old to get back into education
No such thing, you're just making excuses mate.
>>28591322
I've seen this story before. Are you saying there's not a single job for you?
>>28591357
What would I even study? I don't even know how to get into uni. Don't you need credits or something? Don't you get those from your previous qualifications?
I have no GCSE's or A-levels or higher. What would I even study? I'd be 26,000 in debt with nothing to show for it.
>>28591379
Not him but nobody is going to hire a 30 plus year old for a grad position. They might interview him but soon as they see he's old, they won't hire him.
Employees want keen, eager young people for grad jobs, not burnt out older people. He's fucked even if he could afford to get back into education now.
Might get in bed and listen to some youtube videos till I go to sleep.
I wish there was more audiobooks where it didnt sound like the reader had his mouth on his mic.
Sometimes I listen to creepypastas just because theyre not like a cheese grater to my ears.
>>28591209
Haha you've just proved my little field test to be correct, that's fucking hilarious, you sad, sad little man!
>>28591420
Meant for >>28591357
dank oc
>>28591420
Why does it have to be a grad job for him?
>>28591379
I have no job experience & no qualifications. The only jobs I could get is in the service industry. Would you hire a 30 year old for a burger flipping job over the 300 immigrants willing to work for nothing.
Also. My ESA got cancelled a few weeks ago because the guy who held my WCA lied on his report. He said I could handle talking to strangers and being in crowded situations (he didn't even ask those questions) and he said I "maintained good eye contact" (I looked at him twice in an hour)
So now I have to go through all this shit with literally no income while the appeal process goes through.
Forgot to eat all day nothing left to eat here and the shops are closed.
Tried talking to some fat Indian girl with an average face the other day go on about some literal sporty medicine student Chad.
Sounds like he pumped and dumped her but for some reason she was convinced he'd come back to her or "something's gonna happen, I'm just waiting for him to make a move". This guy literally met her on a night out, fucked her, then fucked off.
I was absolutely astounded, this was the plainest girl ever acting like a guy who was probably in the top 5% of blokes at uni would chase her when he was actually off fucking 10/10s or whatever else would suck his cock for the evening.
Do most girls really believe they have a chance with guys like this? Do they actually think such a sought after man is going to settle for someone so average when he could get much hotter girls if he actually wanted a gf? It blows my mind that average women think they're equal to top tier men.
>>28591465
If he does go back into education, what else is he going to apply for when he gets through it? Entry level or grad jobs of course. The type they want younger people to take up.
Unless you mean learning a trade, then yes, he could do that. Probably the better option actually.
where can i be a dirty little slut and stream a wank?
>>28591497
>with literally no income while the appeal process goes through.
Do you live at home with parents? Not huge deal if you still live at home. A minor annoyance.
How easy is it to get PIP for physical disability? Any tips for the interview? I kinda need this to escape my abusive father
diagnosed:
>dyspraxia
>hypotonia w/ mild ataxia in one side of my body, technically under the cerebral palsy umbrella term
>dyslexia
not yet diagnosed:
>aspergers (but got a date for assessment and it's pretty much a dead cert)
>depression and anxiety but I know those are pretty run-of-the-mill and unlikely to mean much to them
>trannyism (it's terminal)
>>28591580
I do, but I used to pay rent because I couldn't afford not to. I also pay for the internet and mine & my mums phone bill.
>>28591531
>It blows my mind that average women think they're equal to top tier men.
That's normal. A lot of women only start to lower their standards in their late twenties/early thirties. Some never lower them and end up like those 40 year old 'where da gud men at' types.
>>28591322
sounds to me like you fucked your life by fucking up during your younger years and now are blaming everything around you for those fuck ups
>>28591587
dunno about the rest but if you want any kind of diagnosis for gid you should go to your gp and ask for a referral to a gender identity clinic probably asap, they have really long waiting lists and if you change your mind later you can just say so after the year or so it takes for you to actually get an appointment
your gp probably won't have any idea about this sort of thing, so look up which one would be best for you first http://ukftm.tumblr.com/post/4234198252/list-of-uk-gender-clinics-with-contact-details
>>28591531
What city? I did this and now I feel bad about stringing said indian girl along
>>28591657
I never know if some of them are taking the piss or not though. Like fat ones who look okayish just because they've put on 5 layers of make up and a frock acting like they deserve some 10/10 rugby playing doctor who's head of multiple societies.
Do they know they're trying their luck and competing with much better women or do they genuinely believe that that's the kind of bloke they deserve and they're every bit as good as a mega Stacey.
Can't wrap my head around it.
>>28591726
Cardiff. Don't feel bad, to be honest it sounded like she needed an extreme dose of reality. I know loads of guys who look just as good as she does in equivalent terms but she talked like she could be a model.
>>28591587
>date for an assessment
I told my gp I thought I had it and I was told they didn't do a diagnosis for adults
>>28591721
I know that, I'm currently on the waiting list for the Nottingham clinic (you don't get to choose which you get referred to), 18 months waiting list. just being a faggot and coping with drugs in the meantime.
>>28591783
well your GP is a fucking idiot, switch. the actor Paddy Considine was diagnosed, like, in his 40s and that was a few years ago. I've got a full assessment with the end product being a diagnosis, on the 26th, at my local clinic about 30 mins walk from my flat.
>>28591691
I know I fucked my life up. But I don't feel like I'm blaming the scumbags & junkies for my problems. They're just the background to my life.
I wish I was drinking. Fell asleep though because Irishfag and it's hot as hell over here; the heat knocks me out.
Well there is tomorrow.
Got space raiders and haribo Tangfastics to pass the night.
who /uniexams/ here?
We can all be fucked together I've barely revised
>>28591864
I hope you're a mature student anon and not a teenager.
>>28591322
Literally the only person on this forum I reckon could relate me. Feels kinda relieving actually.
Tick every single one of those greentexts except I'm over a year older.
>>28591764
>they genuinely believe that that's the kind of bloke they deserve
They genuinely believe it. You see, they still get attention from guys lower or on their level, even a little higher than their level too. All this attention goes to their head, they think they are hot shit and begin to think it's only a matter of time before they get a rich mega chad.
It's their delusions brought on by the fact that they still get attention from other guys.
can i get ESA when in uni
i think you can get PIP but not ESA but i want ESA
starting to think i'll have to face down an actual decision: get bux, move out, try to get my life on track, or go back to uni and drop out again fucking my chances of actually going to uni if i ever get on track for a long time.
>>28592078
Any plans for the future lad?
How do online relationships work, like how do you go from just talking to meeting in real life or being 'an item'?
>>28592122
Quite interesting to see them go bonkers when they get older and they don't get as much attention as they did in their early 20s.
>>28592252
The fuck are you asking us for?
Go ask /soc/.
>>28592217
Nah, plans went out the window years ago. Not like I could change anything even if I had the ambition to.
My only hopes for the future is that Hannibal is commissioned for another series and that the Shenmue series will finally be completed.
>>28592310
People here brag about theirbfsall the time
>>28592341
They're fucking liars.
>>28592322
I keked
Now THIS is shitposting
>>28592252
Make plans to meet up asap. Otherwise one party gets bored of the online 'relationship' and moves on.
Go make plans to meet up with them next weekend lad.
>>28592252
1: Exchange pics/webcam sessions
2: Meet up
3: If meet up goes well, be bfs
>>28592252
How long you been talking online? If it's been a week or more, you should be talking about meeting up now.
>>28592377
>>28592384
shit I've probably already waited too long.
I'm too autistic for any of this. Do I suggest we swap pictures and then go for a date or suggested we meet up.
>>28592486
oh fuck
>>28592489
you should definitely at least swap pictures, friend
what if you catch feelings and they turn out to be horrendous?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
go out at 12 to get takeaway
first choice is closed
based kebab shop is open but they've started to know my order and I went there on friday
walk down road, next kebab shop is closed
decide to head to mcdonalds
closed
it's only fucking 12
decide to go back to second kebab shop 40 minute round trip just to get all the way back
is it some fucking mudslime holiday or some shit?
>>28590294
Can't afford to drink tonight, although I have 4 cans of cheap cider that I'm going to drink before community service tomorrow morning.
>life
>>28592489
Yes, swap pictures. If you both like the look of each other the meetup talk will go a lot easier.
>>28592322
>tfw you got banned for BRAP posting in high test threads because some mod is fucking a landwhale
>>28592531
>community service
how come mate?
>>28592511
What if they think I'm horrendous and I go back to being totally alone?
>>28592569
It can happen, but you'll have swap pictures before meeting with a potential partner. Otherwise how will you two recognise each other when you want to meet up?
>>28592569
gotta find out eventually
>>28590845
Happy Birthday, matey cakey.
>>28591082
They're probably ashamed. As an alcoholic myself I find myself lying about drinking quite often; it's not pleasant having to lie, and a lot of the time I'm clearly drunk when I like, but admitting to it can be harder than the porky pie.
>>28592531
>Community service
tsk tsk, naughty lad.
Who tea and rich tea biscuits here?
>>28591390
I got into university by doing an Access Course; it's easier than A-Levels, only takes one year and the course is really designed for people who did poorly at school but who want to go to university. It cost 100 but I completed it and went on to earn a degree; still unemployed two years after graduation, though. Not to mention the debt.
>>28592595
>>28592624
But I'm too scared and shit at everything
>>28592717
it'll bring you potentially one step closer to getting your cock touched
>>28592561
Sent my ex-gf 6 drunken emails telling her what a whore she was for cheating on me. Got charged with section 2 harassment. 100 hours CS.
She's the only gf I've ever had so I was quite upset. Back to being on my lonesome again.
>>28592717
Gotta do it lad, otherwise the online 'relationship' is going to dry out anyway.
>>28592739
>implying the thought of sex doesn't make me so anxious my head might explode.
>>28592777
Jesus lad, that's a tough break.
>>28592777
Trips confirm that your life will get better.
>>28592787
I know but what should I say, how do you bring it up
>>28592976
'do you want to exchange pics?'
maybe even throw in a cheeky ;) if it's like that
>>28592976
I don't know how or what you've been talking about.
What is your relationship with the person currently?
>>28592252
they can work
just make sure you propose at the right time if you really want to be with her
don't make the mistake I made
>>28593204
>her
>>28593115
We just chat online, it isn't really too flirty but we just tell each stuff about ourselves and things we like. I guess we're both lonely robots
We started because of >tfw no bf
>>28593256
>her
online gay relationships don't work at all because gays can fuck outside their area codes.
He's already fucking someone else
>>28593256
w-where did you meet him?
>tfw no bf
>>28593256
Then say you like him and you're interested in meeting up with him for a date. If he's open to this bring up that you haven't seen what each other look like and suggest exchanging pictures.
>>28593368
On here.
>>28593400
give him the dick
>>28593368
>tfw no bf
I'd do anything for one desu i'm so lonley
fuck it lads, going to graduate with a 2.2. any reason I shouldn't just join the army instead of becoming a neet, after getting rejected for 100's of jobs.
Poleaboo just bought this t-shirt
>>28593670
army have standards, you will likely be passed over
>>28593670
I got a job after failing, its in an office and everything.
>>28593686
forgot the f'ing pic
>>28593670
Well I have a 2.1 and can't get a job; I don't think many graduates can get graduate-level jobs upon graduation. They have to start from the bottom while the Chad's & Stacey's who left school empty-handed have worked their way up in the three years you spend at university getting pissed and masturbating.
>>28593686
Poleaboo why do you have to shit on me, I'm literally just trying to avoid becoming a neet mate.
>>28593693
Oh congratulations then anon.
>>28593716
just fuck my shit up nepotism, sorry to hear that mate didn't think it'd be a shit show for a 2.1.
>>28593703
its not faggy enough for a sissy, looks like something a numale would wear
>>28593791
Poleaboo considered joining the army a while ago, just sharing some knowledge
Don't bother with it
>>28593815
Not a sissy anymore, I want to be a real girl
>>28593716
>I don't think many graduates can get graduate-level jobs upon graduation
you can if you do internships
a degree gets you to the starting line, lots of grads seem to think it gives you a 20 minute head start
>>28593850
>I want to be a real girl
hope you're working on your anorexia, you look way too chunky in photos. No excuse not to its not like you have to stay away at work or anything
>>28593703
Poleaboo you tried to join the army?
Like the army? not the navy or air force?
How'd it go?
>>28593872
Yeah, I'm eating very little, just cereal and whatever mummy makes for dinner
Gonna look at diet pills to speed things up
>>28593872
better to get fit than get anorexic
if you are on hormones it shouldn't masculinise you anyway
>>28593693
How senpai? Share your secret.
>>28593902
I just meant I looked into it
You have to pass a physical fitness test and even after that you might not get hired as with cuts they can be very selective about who they take on
It's just like any other job
>>28593857
>tfw did a year long paid internship but failed and dropped out on my final year
Reckon my internship counts for anything without a degree?
>>28593914
hormones will make you put on weight, its best to go skinny as possible before you start. Otherwise girlfat will get added to the boyfat
>>28593963
ANY work experience is worth a fuckload more than a degree, degrees are near worthless.
Starting line, as I said. Any work experience is a head start from there
>>28593961
well shit, thanks I guess Poleaboo. I'm not out of shape but I'm definitely not in shape. but the fact you still might not make it.
If I end up flipping burgers I might still just take my chances though tbqh.
>>28594057
girlfat is fine
women have higher bodyfat percentage so curves in the right places are what you should be aiming for
>>28594205
my point is girlfat+boyfat is just landwhale
get rid of all the boyfat then take hormones and hopefully gain a feminine figure
wagekekking in T-6 hours
just fucking kill me now
>>28595334
better get some sleep mate.
>>28595390
can't sleep only woke up at 4pm
why does every single job demand driving licenses and other shit
how am i supposed to get a job when i havent got a car or license
how am i supposed to work when i don't even have the confidence to apply anywhere and just thinking about making pizza and serving it to customers makes me feel nauseous because i know i'll manage to somehow fuck up the most basic simple job or something
how do I fix myself?
I dont want help
I want to die
>>28595676
To elaborate on that, I could do lots of jobs I find on indeed, but every single one, even the shittest-tier hopeless jobs list like 30 things they want you do be capable of doing, then at the end state: "REQUIRED LICENSE, 5 YEAR WORK HISTORY, REFERENCE CHECK, FULL BACKGROUND CHECK" etc
literally why, just give us bots a fucking chance RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28595676
>>28595812
>try to get apprenticeship so I can be functioning member of society
>turned away for being too old (i.e. they won't get money back for 'training costs' while they pay me below minimum wage essentially making me free labour)
And that's when I stopped feeling bad about squeezing more bennies out of the system.
>>28595676
>why does every single job demand driving licenses and other shit
move to L O N D O N that shit becomes irrelevant
>>28595935
I don't know man, I literally just want a fucking shitty job from an employer that doesn't demand 500 things just to do menial tasks, so I can get experience and work my way up and progress onto a delivery job or learn a fucking skill of some sort.
Even domino's is above min wage, but I don't want to work surrounded by chavs and retards and get spat on for serving a pizza too slow or mess up ingredients or something.
I've wanted a gym membership for the longest time, I'd be willing to do manual labor or construction or fucking carpentry, anything.
Main problem is that I'm a skinny weak cunt who barely eats so that's not an option at this point in life.
I hate myself for not trying and just applying anywhere I can, but I don't know how to explain it. I have this fucking incredibly stupid and inferior mentality and I feel inadequate in every thing I look at or like I won't be able to cope.
My sister is 4 years younger and I think she just got a full-time placement somewhere.
She comes home and says the interviewer asked her, "what motivated you to work here", or "what motivates you", something along that line.
That's something that freaks me out completely when I hear it because it's one of those buzzwords you should be a natural with before you leave school but I feel like I never learned how to be a normie correctly and it makes me feel sick.
death when
>>28596053
m8 I am in London, that's why I asked.
There are fucking buses everywhere and all the jobs that I find that I can imagine myself doing require at least that.
Maybe I'm just looking at the wrong ones, but I don't want to do customer service or taking care of corpses which 80% of jobs seem to be.
>>28596097
what industry?
>>28596107
I DON'T KNOW
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WTF IS AN INDUSTRY
>>28596137
what
fucking
jobs
mate
>>28596211
money making ones
>>28596352
ok mate, can't help you then if you're not gonna try
Mmm, new toothbrush just did a number on my plaque. My old brush was basically a feather duster.
>>28596907
got an electric mate?
>>28597239
Nope, just the first new one in much too long a time.
