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I'm pretty impressed by what a lot of girls are willing to do.
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I'm pretty impressed by what a lot of girls are willing to do.
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>>28590227
>gf wants to see her face pressed against my crotch like that
>dick too big for her throat currently

We've been making gains but it's a really slow roll.
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I'm a lot willing than most girls. Just give me your asshole here, slut.
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>>28590227
>someone will marry that thing

yikes
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>>28590227
If God came down to you and gave you a command, you would do so happily. You worship the Almighty and you will do anything for Him.

That's how women view cocks
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>>28590227

To quote Col. Hans Landa from The Inglorious Bastards
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>>28590227
why do men have such a drastic colour change on their penis? is it due to circumcision? it's so gross it makes it look dirty
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>>28590401
>is it due to circumcision?
Yes. Only muslim/jew/american thing. Friendly reminder that they also snap away their most important nerve endings.
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>>28590270
Has she ever rimmed you?
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>>28590434
thank god i'm in the UK, i'm going to make sure i never date a circumcised guy
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>>28590468
Yes but I have rimmed her as well.
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>>28590401
It's just a trait of human genitals. Vaginas and vuvlas are the same in terms of drastic color pigmentation.
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>>28590501

No they aren't, what the fuck

It's caused by circumcision, instead of all being skin colour it's half skin and half glans

Gross
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>>28590501
oh i know women can have the same thing, it just looks so unappealing on that dudes noodle
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what's wrong with his ding dong?
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My bf is circumcised, but his dick doesn't look fucked up like that because he's white and doesn't have that awful, dirty looking dick skin that non-whites have.
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>>28590577
>>28590563
>>28590501
why do some guys not have the discoloration then? like theyre cut but still not much different
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>>28590227
Anyone know the name of this semen demon?

niggers
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>>28590227
>those veins on his cock

hnnnnggggggg
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>>28590331

>he doesn't want to marry a woman who can suck a mean cock

fag
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>>28590476
>tfw britbong
>tfw circumcised for phimosis
>tfw virgin

it's all over
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What's up with some girls having crazy forehead wrinkles like that? Like, I've seen a few girls that get that whenever they raise their eyebrows, but most don't.
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>>28590762
do you have the stark colour difference? it's just my preference anyway lad, it doesn't mean anything
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>>28590434
No, a rabbi'a bites it off and uses it for chewing gum.
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>>28590679
How long into the relationship did you start seeing his dick and stuff? How old are you?
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>>28590792
The amount of skin someone has on their forehead, their age, elasticity/collagen content of the skin, forehead muscles, placement of the eyebrows.
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>>28590853
Right from the beginning because I was eager to take his virginity. I'm 27.
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>>28590759
>he wants to marry a woman who has had another man's cock in her mouth

cuck
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>>28590227
they'll do anything to get attention from Chad
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>>28590227
That's a disgusting cock. No femininity about it. Horrible.
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>>28590911
You a hambeast or no?
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>>28590698

The pinkish tissue is smooth mucosa. In an intact man, it forms the inner lining of the foreskin. In a mutilated guy with a "regular" or "high" circumcision style, it has been appropriated to serve as shaft skin.

There are many different styles of circumcision. Some remove a lot of smooth mucosa and hide the circumcision scar in the coronal sulcus of the glans. Others remove a lot of cutaneous tissue, and use the inner mucosa to make up for that, which leaves the penis looking 2 colors.

The type of circumcision that removes the most mucosal tissue is called a "beauty cut". It makes the penis superficially resemble an uncircumcised penis with the foreskin rolled back. The scar is nearly invisible because it is buried in the sulcus as described above.

But nearly all the erogenous tissue of the penis is removed with this style. All that's left is the shaft skin (barely erogenous) and the glans (protopathic, barely erogenous, fairly sensitive to pain).

The ridged band, frenular delta, most of the frenulum, and the mucosal tissue is destroyed, as are all nerve endings in those areas.

If you'd like to see some examples of how a normal, non-mutilated penis looks and works see pic related, and also, here.

http://www.can-fap.net/preview/fundraiser_preview_fremgasm.shtml
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>>28590939
Not in the least. Not all virgin hunters are gross ghoulies.
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>>28590942

I should that that for men with the so-called beauty cut, some of them can still get some pleasure from where the frenular delta would have been had it not been cut off.

It seems there are still some erogenous nerve endings around there, but really it's not a lot of sensation going on.
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>>28590919

im sure youll find your virgin waifu one day, faggot
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>>28590942
This is sick, I'm not circumcising my children. Why would anyone care enough about dicks to do this?

High? Regular? Beauty cut? BEAUTY CUT? These are kids desu. Jesus christ people are psychotic
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Jesus Christ that's some nasty vein
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>>28591053
*Some delicious veins that probably throb in your mouth when you suck his cock
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>>28591106
faggot pls go
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>>28591034
I know right? What amazes me the most is the mental hoops people will jump trying to justify circumsision.
>It's healthy!
>It looks better!
>Girls prefer it cut! (sic!)
In the end, you're putting a knife to a child's penis and cut it. How can that make sense to anyone?
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>>28590227
>I'm pretty impressed by what a lot of girls are willing to do for Chad

Yeah. Sometimes I'm really surprised that girls that seem the most homely and kind people, are actually the most degenerate sluts.

Really does remind me of pic related.
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>>28591034

I'm glad to hear it.

I'm cut and I fucking hate it. It has cast a pall over my entire life. I wish I had been left normal. I had some issues urinating as a kid, but instead of trying conservative treatment (like ointment, or a small surgery like preputioplasty) they gave me an extreme circumcision and basically ruined my ability to masturbate or enjoy sex without pain.

Actually an anti-circumcision protestor who had been cut killed himself recently. Look up Jonathon Conte on youtube. He committed suicide last week after years of protesting circumcision.

I am pretty sure the problems he suffered as a result of genital mutilation factored into his decision to end his life.
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>>28590401
I'm pretty sure it's this Hispanic guy who does porn and for some reason has a Neapolitan-colored dick. My guess is that he's uncut and tans naked a lot.
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>>28591153
To be honest it does look better circumcised but it has to be an adult decision like breast implants or labiaplasty are for example.
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>>28591233
Gross scar and dried up glans really look better to you?
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>>28591228

The guy in the OP pic is very clearly circumcised.

You can clearly see the scar. He also has no ridged band.
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>>28591253
Honestly most of them look normal and not as extreme as the OP but I guess it's just a matter of preference like all things
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>>28591183
>guy so butthurt about his pee pee that he killed himself
Look, m8. I'm strongly against circumcision, but even if that was a motivation for his suicide, don't attribute it. It makes him look like a dick obsessed weird whose entire life literally revolved around his dick. Defamation.
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>>28591297

Sex is an important part of life and sexual mutilations can affect some people very deeply.

You don't get to choose how other people feel about having been mutilated without their consent.
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>>28591253
While we're bullshitting about the appearance of dicks to make our arguments look better I'll ask this:
Would you want a cheesey, smelly mess of a dick?
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>>28591366
Are you a Brit since you apparently haven't learned the concept of a shower?
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>>28590227
Same here. Women are very eager to please.
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>>28591366

Check the gif I posted earlier in this thread.

Where is the "cheese"?
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>>28590270
>finally get a gf after years of tfwnogf and watching porn where girls deep throat dicks
>she barely does anything but suck on the head
>ask her if she can try to take more
>puts about another inch in and starts gagging
>says she can't do it
>can't get off
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>>28591413
>thinking porn is real life
you're fucked lad, you've ruined any chance at you ever being able to maintain a relationship, you're going to develop erectile disfunction
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>>28591413

Do you still have your frenular delta or did they cut it off?
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>>28590227
women will do anything for chad
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>>28590227
>that :3 face when she sucks the dick
I love that so much
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>>28591393

Would any of you virgins marry this woman? She's willing to do any single thing you ask her but you must marry her.
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>>28591413
>>28591461
>first chick i ever had deepthroated like a pro
>several after that have been into faceshitting and spanking on the first date

Meh.
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>>28591413
My gf can take about 2/3rds to 3/4ths of my dick.

Frankly it feels best to alternate from her sucking on the head to taking it as much as she can.

It doesn't feel so great to press my cock against the back of the throat alone.
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>>28591366
>Washing up sucks, hey I know, better cut off a part of my dick!
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>>28591540
Yes, in a heartbeat.

original commento
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>>28591544
I meant to say facesitting but they probably would have been into that too.
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>>28591544
>one person did a thing so now i expect all people to do that thing
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>>28591413
Well just keep at it. Maybe it will get better over time.
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>>28591579
I said several but yeah I do expect most people to be into basic sex acts.
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>>28590942
>The gliding action of the prepuce
nice
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>>28591393
Code? originaru
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>>28591608
>thinks being able to force a dick down your throat is a basic sex act
porn really has given you unrealistic views
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>>28591183
lmao all he had to do was wait out 5-10 more years for bio engineering to advance to the point of reversing male circumcision. i'm not glad he is dead and I hate the practice of circumcision, but I also don't feel bad that he ended his life for being cut.
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>>28591682
Having sex with women has given me realistic views.

17cm btw.
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>>28591682
>>thinks being able to force a dick down your throat is a basic sex act
it should be required teaching in school
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>>28591413
Get her to practice more. Practice makes perfect. That's how I learned.

I also learned
>tfw you eat ice cream before sucking his dick
>tfw he hits your gag reflex and you vomit it up in your mouth but don't say anything
>tfw you have a sweet aftertaste in your mouth until he finally cums
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>>28591718
oh ok no wonder they can throat you then
>>28591741
damn, i bet she tore her throat shoving poop down it like that
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>>28591797
kek

origami commento
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>>28591750
>not simply vomiting on his dick

he might enjoy this senpai. some guys do.
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>>28591832
There's like 4 guys that enjoy that in the world.
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>>28591797
>oh ok no wonder they can throat you then
Bigger than 90% of people. NIce if you have bigger, even nicer that I actually have sex.
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>>28590227
>I'm pretty impressed by what a lot of girls are willing to do.

They'll do anything for Chad, believe me.
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>>28591797
kek maybe this roastie is mad because she can't suck dick like that

or it's a white knight
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>>28590227
Impressed? Sure you don't mean disgusted?
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>>28591869
90% of people? your tiny peepee pales into insignificance in comparison to the hearty throbbing cocks of black studs
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>>28591869
>Bigger than 90% of people

Source: My pretty little pink pucker that needs a good cock in it.
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>>28591832
>>28591832
There was vomit on his dick I'm pretty sure, since it was in my mouth when I gagged. It's not like porn anon, chunks don't come out, it's mostly just bile and he didn't notice.

I'm not going to eat an entire meal and then ask for his help in vomiting it.
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>>28591153
cuz jebus told me so!

No logic necessary.
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>>28590919
>has never gotten a single girl in his entire life
>still selective
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>tfw dick stands up straight too much for me to deepthroat a girl from that position.

why live?
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>>28591960
Are you a cuck by chance? that's a serious question, not cuck in the meme way
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>>28591960
Literally mean in Congo which has the biggest dicks in country.

>>28591979
Source: Every study I've seen. Feel free to use Google.
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>>28592098
>in country.
In the world.
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>>28592098
>Source a study I won't bother showing you

I don't mind licking your pink pucker if you clean if. I want to taste your source.
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>>28592107
So that was the next step of your master plan. Nice.
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>>28592037
>having standards

HAHAHA! FUCKING LOSERS RIGHT!? THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THE JOY OF EATING SHIT AND TAKING CARE OF WIFE'S KIDS!
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>>28592107
Fart fetishists are nasty as fuck.
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>>28592077
nope, i'm a small girl who likes small peepees and is teasing you all
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>>28592147
There are different kinds of standards, faggot.
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>>28592147
Did he dyed
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>>28592181
please continue to tease us some of us like it
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>>28592132
The site that is always cited in internet that has several different studies in it. You're as good in googling it as I am.
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>>28592107
This is the kind of shit we should post on fembot threads.

robots take notes, save that pasta for later
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>>28590227
holy shit, people are making a big deal about his scar but mine is WAY worse.

It feels really good around my scar but it's so dark I just hate how it looks. Besides that I guess it's alright though.
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>>28592255
>>28592107
Samefag.

Also
>thinking actual "Fembots" post in fembot threads.

It's just trolls trolling you assholes while you "troll them" aka give them free bumps and (You)'s.

God you people are getting stupider
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>>28591849
I like that kind of coughing up spit and precum thing, no girl has ever stayed on the cock after it though. I wish they woulda, its hot but even hard to find the right porn videos of it.
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>>28590227

well dicks aren't disgusting like vagina plumbing so no shit there.
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>>28592280
>It's just trolls trolling you assholes
>still uses the term troll
>pretends you don't realize this place is full of normies

>while you "troll them" aka give them free bumps and (You)'s.

yea man, i love when people post disgusting shit, on my bait threads :^)


>God you people are getting stupider

You may as well put a tripcode now, kid
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>>28591413
just grab her head and throatfuck her
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>>28592805

>you have never enjoyed the sweet musk of a soft qt3.14's silky baby tunnel
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>>28591413
I've deepthroated an 8 inch cock to the base and let me tell you it IS possible for anyone to deepthroat.

You just need to be actually horny and be turned on by the idea so you want to do it, and it helps to have a guy take control of your head and push it down your throat.

Once it pushes down the back of your mouth it gets easier .
You just need to keep pushing it down at the same time as trying to relax those muscles at the back of your mouth, then the cock will start going down your throat.

Also it really helps if you have a downwards tilt in your dick , but I'm sure it's not necessary.

If you wrap a girl around your finger so that she wants to please you and really likes you and you take control then you will probably be able to get her to deepthroat.
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>>28590227
>itt normies talking about their GFs

This place is lost, the jews have won utterly
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>>28593360
Don't apologise or admit you were wrong she'll subconsciously lose respect for you. You want her to want to please you.
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>>28591297
>fucked up genitals
>not a big deal

You would fucking kill yourself too
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>>28593381
So you were (figuratively) wrapped around a guy's finger when you tried to swallow him?
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>>28593381
>You just need to be actually horny and be turned on by the idea
have you heard of a gag reflex before you dense bint
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>>28590942
Man, I've actually had a frengasm before, just laying in bed rubbing that area and came.

This is also literally the best spot for a woman to focus on to cum. It's ever likely a lot of men here say head is shit, they HAVE to be cut or have never had a woman focus on that area.

How cut men can think they aren't missing something special is beyond me.
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>>28593959
I just told you that you can push past it if you want to, you retard. Have you ever tried sucking a dick? If you haven't then shut up because you don't know shit. And if you have sucked a dick but didn't take it to the base it's because you didm't really want to deepthroat him.
>>28593881
No I didn't even know the guy.
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>>28594470
Are you implying that when I suck off my partner I don't want to take him to the hilt?

Because I do. My throat is just small and feminine unlike your masculine throat so it is difficult to even get a big cock down there. Fuck you desu
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>>28594470
Combining your two statements, you REALLY REALLY wanted to deepthroat that complete stranger then?
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>>28591393
holy shit
just think about the smell
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>>28594512
That's exactly what I'm implying.

You probably clench up the back of your mouth like a frigid cunt. Or think to your self "oh no, if I take it anymore, I'm going to puke".

If you actually wanted to deepthroat him and were turned on by the idea, you'd do it. Just admit it instead of trying to save face.
>>28594520
>You just need to be actually horny and be turned on by the idea so you want to do it
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>>28591336
lol are you cut?
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>>28594550
It's fake you retard.
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>>28592147
>If I start painting my first painting will be not to my standards, better not try ever

If you have standard you'd better make sure you're ability matches them.
If you want an attractive, clean and interesting partner, you'd better be those things also.
But I know r9k, stay redpilled faggot
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>>28594688
>milky cat using fake sperm

whatever helps you sleep at nigh faggot
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>>28594688
>has never seen gokun
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>I'm pretty impressed by what a lot of girls are willing to do.
just social convention to not like it
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>>28594670
No, I'm the ice cream puke poster here >>28591750, I've puked on his dick before while he was in my throat, but it couldn't go in any further.

Let's face it, you and the sluts you've dated just have a gaping mouthpussy that's been used and stretched out.
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>>28594829
>while he was in my throat

He wasn't in your throat at all. If he was in your throat you would have deepthroated him because getting Vick past the back of your mouth is the hardest part.

You're just an uptight, shitty girlfriend.
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>>28594684

Yeah, I am. Low and tight, here.
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>>28594896
>You're not a slutty enough girlfriend, you don't deepthroat properly like me
is the last thing /r9k/ needs. Too bad you don't feel bad at all for invading a male space that some people need.
And I say this not even as a robot, I had sex some hours ago.
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>>28591818
Source of this?
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>>28595093
You do realize he's a bisexual man, right?

Also /r9k/ was never a male space dude. Having hosted "ronery" threads never made this place predominantly male or anything.

You're thinking of PUAHate... oh... wait.
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>>28594670
You got facefucked by a stranger? fucking roasties man
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>>28595108
Annette Schwarz and Jack Napier. Full scene below:

http://www.xvideos.com/video84676/lexington_steele_and_annette_schwartz_2
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>>28595167
>yfw that's a dude you're talking to
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>>28595192
I'm somewhat relieved.
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>>28595212
I am not. You guys worry about finding a pure girl. Its 8 times harder to find a pure boy who hasnt swallowed strangers cocks.
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>>28592182
Not really. Standards only exist to keep people comfortable and happy. Luckily, normalfags can't deny robots access to personal standards.
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