>go to Boston market
>order family meal for 3
>it's all for me
>>28589976
Boston Market is fucking disgusting. I don't understand the appeal at all. Why would I want chicken without breading? The breading is the best part, it's the entire reason I even eat fast food chicken.
>>28589976
>pretend I'm on the phone
>"uh yea I'm ordering now, what do you want"
>pizza place 30 seconds away from my place
>buy 1 get 1 free if you collect yourself
>always get 2 large to maximize value
>>28590012
>he doesn't eat rotisserie chicken
laughing at your life
>in drive through
>order two meals
>pull up to window on my phone
>"yeah man I got your food too"
>I was phone
>it was all for me
>takeout from buffalo wild wings
>get 18 wings and an appetizer
>"Do you want any wet naps or silverware?"
>Silverware please
>she puts two fork/knife/napkin sets in the bag
Just ate a whole bacon chesseburger pizza because i couldnt decide between mcdonals
Ds or pizza hut
>go to KFC
>get a bucket of boneless chicken for myself
>realize I've become an /r9k/ meme
>too fat to buy clothes from store
>have to order off Amazon
>Checkout
>related items: weight scale, healthy cook book, and rascal scooter battery
>>28590430
>rascal scooter battery
