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2016-05-15 21:24:01 Post No. 28589225
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2016-05-15 21:24:01
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>Be me
>Super rich
>Go to Africa for vacation
>Holy shit. It's awesome. Throwing spears, learning to speak click clack
>Go home
>Notice a mosquito bite
>No biggie, mosquitos happen
>Dinner happens
>Mosquito bite starts oozing out of my hand, worms crawling in my puss
>Go to doctor
>Says that Mosquito bit has parasites that make the wound unable to heal
>I ask if I can cure whatever's fucking, shitting, and pissing in me
>Amputation
>I like having two hands more than staying alive
>Parasites still in me
>Crawling in my skin
>These wounds, they will not heal