You leave your Asian friend alone with your dog, cat, and bird
come back and she looks like this
what do you do?
>>28587518
Asians don't eat cats.
>>28587518
Send DNA from the cat and dog to clinic to find out which one cucked me. Also book an appointment at the doctors to check I haven't got dementia.
I'm not sure I understand. She's pregnant with an animal?
>>28587756
you dont think the baby will bring resolution?
id wonder what happened to her fucking teeth...
>>28587518
make a derricious fetus omelette of course
>>28587529
They eat anything. They eat bird foetuses ffs, you really think they wouldn't eat a car?
>>28587529
The chinese ones do afaik. Somebody keeps getting banned on /pol/ for posting some webm of a chink skinning a cat alive. Those fucking inhuman chinks are slant eyed monsters.
Also starving Haitians love a good barbecued cat when they can find in between week of eating mud cookies.
>>28587518
I'll be completely honest. This post gave me an huge erection.
Ama
>>28587825
But why didd you?
>>28587800
China is really an amazing country in that socially it somehow manages to be even worse than the US by a large margin.
Like in Singapore you get caned for littering your gum on the ground and yet in China people are shitting into the trash can on the subway openly and killing live animals in the alleys behind restaurants. Fucking disgusting inhuman behavior from chink savages.
>>28587792
Just one more thing for her to devour I guess
>>28587866
Because I have a pregnant fetish, a vore fetish, and an asian fetish. Three in one with this post.
>>28587518
Get a massive boner because I have a vore fetish and I imagine she swallowed them all whole
>>28587930
Me too, me too. What would you do though, about the situation?
>>28587930
Can you imagine them trying to get out only to have a fate as another meal for a superior woman
>>28587800
>they eat bird fetuses
Isn't that just eggs? We eat baby cows.
>>28588113
I'd be torn between horror and arousal. Arousal would win and I'd ask if I could rub her bellyand if there's anyone I can get for her to eat
>tfw no Asian vore gf
>>28588126
Anon you're doing things to my dick
>>28587518
Humiliate her on Maury.everyone knows my pets cucked me
>>28588177
Eggs are unfertilised. Viets eat eggs with fertilised embryos inside
