Hey you, yeah you.
Beg for a gf/bf ITT. List your requirements now.
-2D
-Cute
please.
Mods, another /soc bullshit thread you keep deleting is back
All I ask for in my bf is for him tofuck off to /soc/ or /b/
>>28587417
>>28587394
You lads seem mad.
>>28587304
around my age and she has to be someone i can truly appreciate and fall in love with
thats it really
>lazy NEET
>childish but not full neoteny-mode
>unconcerned with most things
>snuggly
>does drugs
>>28587304
>not fat
>socially muted yet still socially capable
>under 22
>no penis
tfw feel like im losing something by hitting the post button
>>28587744
Right here senpai. Gimme that skype.
>plain looking but not ugly
>Ratty black hair that she deals with by putting it into a bun
>Short
>Loves to read books
>Kind of a bully, but is super self conscious.
>>28587304
>petite
>blonde/brunette (extra massive points for being natural redhead )
>somewhat literate
>19-23 years old
>not clingy
>kinky
>sensual
>breast size not relevant except no cowtits
>willing to debate over problems as oppose to going into emotional arguments (i know that i'm asking impossible from women but that would be nice from time to time)
>versatile humor sense
>into travelling
That pretty much what i can write from the top of my head what i like
>>28587967
>no cowtits
What the fug man?
>list of traits that describes my actual gf
I love you qt
>not fat, no mental issues, etc
(I don't give a shit how vain this sounds)
>not extroverted to the point she can't live without social media
>doesn't want to drag me into her circle of friends or meet her family or any of that
>can stay up all hours of the night discussing nerd shit, playing vidya, listening to music, etc.
>can cook would be nice, I guess
>likes going outdoors/innacity on adventures
>not clingy/needy to the point of paranoia
Basically I just want a qt whose fine with us existing in our own little world
No fat chix desu
>>28587304
Has some dank OC memes
No benis
>short, curvy body, cute face
>anything except super short hair
>mix of extrovert and introvert like myself
>sexually submissive
>intelligent but slightly ditzy
>loyal, trustworthy
>loves being spoiled but also spoiling me once in a while
>open minded but also has her own opinions on things
>can cook and bake and lets me help
I know you're out there baby.
>>28589298
Oh and one of the most important ones:
>she doesn't smoke
>STEM major
>no political "science", business, psychology or any other underwater basket weaving tier majors
>scientist, engineer, doctor, nurse
That's it. I don't care about physical appearance.
I'm a guy but would want either a bf or gf:
>considerate
>caring
>sensitive
>in a STEM subject would be a bonus because I am so maybe our fields would overlap in areas and we could talk about stuff
>likes video games but not autistic games like mobile games or eroge.
>not older than 21. I'm only 19, turning 20 this year.
>>28587304
>blue/green eyes
>brown/blonde hair
>loyal
>kind/won't belittle me
>adequate sense of humour
>wants to make 3+ beautiful aryan babies
>MASSIVE bonus if she's subtly racist
>female
>6" or taller
>will make me her little fuckboy
>Female
>qt
>Has a decent sense of humor
>Not abusive
>OK with vidya
>OK with my political beliefs
>Big boobs, bigger the better
>Male
>6'1 or taller
>Kind and considerate
>Has a good sense of humor
>Politically liberal or at least not racist
>Socially active, aka goes out at least 4 times a week for something other than work or school
>Obviously has a job or goes to school for a well-paying major
>Doesn't play video games a lot
>Doesn't watch anime a lot
>Not a MRA or any other variation of it
>Works out enough to be fit, doesn't have to have like huge biceps or anything, like at least some semblance of a 6-pack forming
>>28592756
>>Male
>>6'1 or taller
>>Kind and considerate
>>Has a good sense of humor
>>Politically liberal or at least not racist
>>Socially active, aka goes out at least 4 times a week for something other than work or school
>>Obviously has a job or goes to school for a well-paying major
>>Doesn't play video games a lot
>>Doesn't watch anime a lot
>>Not a MRA or any other variation of it
>>Works out enough to be fit, doesn't have to have like huge biceps or anything, like at least some semblance of a 6-pack forming
>>28592756
the irony of a feminist demanding a guy be above 6'1" to date
>>28592853
im not a feminist, most MRAs are just disgusting
>>28589298
Did you post this in another thread today, or do all robots have similar standards?
>actually cares that I exist
>pretends that I matter
>feigns interest in talking to me daily
>>28592853
Kek, acting like liberals are all high and mighty. Literally what is wrong with MRA's, they have more valid points than feminists. People who truly want to do the right thing and make the country better place for everyone are the conservatives. Liberals are brainwashed to deny facts even when they seem "offensive" or when they go against the established narrative. The truth is more important than "feels" good, and it always will be. You seem like a very unpleasant person who wants a boyfriend solely to serve you, as opposed to being in a mutually beneficial relationship.
>>28593098
Im just saying I have never met another liberal who is volatile as you are right now
What is the point of threads like this one? Most people get ignored in here and it doesn't contribute anything to the board.
>>28593153
Nothing wrong with being passionate about what I believe in, as long as I respect the rights of others. I would never harm someone because they disagree with me.
>>28593234
>Most people get ignored in here and it doesn't contribute anything to the board.
>what is the point of /r9k/
>>28593098
>they have more valid points than feminists.
Nah, not really.
If the point of this kind of threads is to actually connect and meet gfs/bfs, maybe giving a location would be nice (doesn't need to be too precise). But then, wouldn't that fit better on /soc/ ?
>>28593262
An echo chamber for whining?
>>28593292
You've misunderstood the point of these threads
>>28587304
Asian specifically Korean.
>Tfw being stationed in Korea was both the best and worst time of my life
>>28593277
You have to admit that the courts are skewed heavily in favor of women, in divorce and custody situations. Women are treated as equals, yet feminists still complain about nonexistent problems in the media.
I'm a third worlder and I want my bf be rich enought to take me out and support in a foreign country. I'm not needy, I just need food and PC with good internet.
>>28593328
why dont you just rape them like they do at every military station?
>>28593304
Alright, then tell me.
>>28593390
I'm not a marine. I'm also not stationed in Korea anymore
>>28593352
W-what country do you live in?
>tfw no short-haired tomboy gf
>>28592756
O shit waddup!!! Are you okay with occasional meth use
>>28593403
This thread is for cirrclejerking like the rest of /r9k/
You
>female
>taller than 5'6"
>at least a B.S./B.A.
>White or East Asian
>likes to travel
>likes to cook/eat
>can carry on a decent conversation
>decent body (skinny to fit, boobs ok, ass is ok)
Me
>Male
>23
>white
>STEM/Business
>6'2"
>making good money (>70k)
>thin
>>28593462
>tfw no short-haired boy gf
>>28593538
I like girls who look like boys who look like girls.
I know what I am and have long moved past that.
>>28593537
Heh this is me, except I'm pursuing a BS.
>you
>into art/architecture/design
>short hair, boyish/pixie like is good
>tight vag
>likes world food/hot food no fussy eater bullshit
>skinny
>no tits is fine
>good dress sense
>can be dominant in bedroom sometimes
>career focused, no birth machines
>>28593782
As in you're similar to me, the poster, or you fit the requirements I listed?
Also, my degrees are a B.S.+M.S.
>>28588102
They are not aesthetic for me.I prefer proportional figure that massive tits which distract look from legs and face.
>>28593995
I fit the requirements posted except I haven't completed my degree yet.
>>28594112
Neat. Let's get married.
pls respond
>be female
>at least 3/10
>eats the food i make
>deep sultry voice
>dark hair
>tall or short (not averageish height)
>likes to explore abandoned buildings
>likes casual discussion about philosophy/science
>autistic passion for some intellectual field
>plays video games or read books
>loves/frequently makes bad puns
>emotionally forthright
>joyful but down-to-earth
>makes art of some kind
>onee-san type
>'regal' or 'noble' aura
>patient
>thinks i'm cute
>goads me into doing cutesy saccharine shit together
>enjoys teasing me and being teased, is better at it than i am
>high alcohol tolerance
>>28587304
>My age or 2-5 years older
>Medium length hair, pretty face, bright eyes (any color)
>A little bit taller than me, average body proportions
>Average sized tits, but well formed
>Normal vagina
>Cute if slightly baggy clothing
>White---Tan skin
>Not pushy, understands me, almost always nice, friendly, funny, a bit smart
>Like video games and art
>Will cuddle with me when I go to sleep
>Loves me and will never betray me
Please
>>28594372
shit, this is me
>>28587304
>doesn't dye her hair
>doesn't talk about babies 24/7
The only 3 girls I had something going in my life were like this. Fucking why?
I'm not picky besides this, life. Please.
>human
>female
>virgin
>won't cheat
This is all I want in life
>>28594372
You had me until the animu bullshit and the royal aura nonsense.
>>28594280
Sure, if you live near me. Where are you located?
I hate begging for a gf because I truly feel like I have not much to offer, other than the fact that I'm a good person. I'm anxious, depressed, and paranoid & I'm trying so hard to improve on that, but I'd still feel awful begging for a gf and listing my requirements, because I'm not the best person I can be.
Tbh though I've always wanted a dominant-ish gf who's into gentle femdom. I wish that I didn't desire something like this so badly in my life, but I have mommy issues.
The idea of being stroked behind the back of my ears and called a good boy sounds so amazing, but I know I don't deserve it.
>>28594444
that can't be, anon. you don't know me well enough to think i'm cute
>>28594473
feel free to interpret the silly ones less literally or alternativelycalm down
>>28594527
Cute :3 pls be my bfpost kik
>>28594547
so post a pic you silly lil slutbag
>>28594459
You need to drop your insane standarts if you want a girlfriend
>>28594459
>won't cheat
keep dreaming
>>28594547
Bullying is just my fetish, that's all.
>>28594501
Currently in NY, but moving to NJ in a month.
>>28594527
>the fact that I'm a good person
>>anxious, depressed, and paranoid
>>have mommy issues
>> a good person
>>28594604
no thanks i don't want to join countless others in the faces of /r9k/ folder
>>28594649
this context is purely non-sexual so i would ask that you take your base lewdness elswhere
>>28594565
Sure :)
My kik is MadotsukiD
>>28594700
Don't make me hold your hand. I'll do it.
>>28594652
Awh boo, I'm in California :<
>She has to be 17-23 years old
>Virgin
>Has to do some sport like Bmx/scooter/skate
>Fit (as in healthy weight, not muscular)
>Loves the ourdoors
That's pretty much it. I'm looking for a woman who will make videos at the skatepark with me. A woman who will explore and camp out with me.
>>28594709
this is a public place - surely you wouldn't dare?
>>28594622
>>28594631
>mfw there are people who unironically believe wanting to lose your virginity to a virgin is too high a standard
>mfw my mother is one of them
>female
>21+ years old
>no self-harm
>no children
>decent hygiene
>be able to provide some halfway decent conversation
That's pretty much all I'd ask for. Standards are too high, I know.
>>28594823
I wouldpin you downandhold both of your hands.
>>28594771
Aww, that's a shame. Good luck with your degree, friendo. What are you majoring in?
I just want a gf attractive enough to get a boner from looking at. She could literally be a feminist bitch for all I care, just attractive and not cheating. And I don't see why this is an issue, I'm fit, white, and 7/10 face, but despite this, I always seem to be alone.
>>28587304
>is a female
>not obese, but overweight is ok
>preferably 18-25
>>28594858i don't think i would be able to deal with that at all
>>28594945
I'd evensqueeze your handsuntil you couldn't take it anymore.
>>28594904
I'm Comp Sci. What about you? I was in New York last summer. ;_;
>>28594958
yeah well not being able to take it anymore would only mean a few seconds so joke's on you
what sort of horrible bully are you??
>>28595034
The absolute worst kind.I honestly only bully because I want to keep people at a distance.
>is not fat
>likes or doesn't mind Anime
> is tinier than me
That's all
>>28595063
bullies like you shouldn't be allowed on the internet.i can understand that, the potential for the vulnerability getting close to someone creates is terrifying, and even admitting that i want that closeness feels like a loss in self-efficacy
>>28594993
I did chemical engineering undergrad, and got a business masters. Kinda wish I did compsci; the limited amount of programming I did for engineering made me like it.
>>28595152
More or less. That's why these threads feel awkward to be in.
>>28595261
yeah, you have to tell yourself you're just having fun and you're not taking the thread seriously to make it feel not-awkward
it's a nice way to pass time by at least
>>28595183
What kind of programming did you do for engineering? I'm guessing mostly MatLab and C++?
>>28595471
Yeah, just those two. Solving a lot of ODEs, modeling reactors, and chemical reactions. My buddy did compsci, and he's offered to teach me, but I've never gotten around to it.
You should come out east again. I've only been to California once, but I've been meaning to get out there again.
>>28587304
I don't care about a gf, I just want to be healthy again.
>>28593007
Honestly this is all I ask for. Please someone just want to talk to me.
>>28597108
I don't think that exists.
>>28595783
I don't care about a gf, I just want to be happy.
>Click verify once there are none left.
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>>28587304
Glasses, brown hair, brown eyes, thin, flat.
my requirements are:
>Be Hal
P L S R E E E S P O N D
>have nice hair (doesnt matter short or long but better if its long)
>be 6'2
>dont be a skeketon,have a toned body
>dont be on internet a.k.a ldr
>dont have more than 4 ex gfs
>BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT, pls have a nice voice
thanks future bf
>>28597108
I'll talk with you senpai
>>28593007
I'll chat with you i can always use more people to talk too
>>28594372
>high alcohol tolerance
nigga you what? Alcohol tolerance is retarded.
>lookling for a job
>have no disposable income atm
>get drunk on a cup of Kahlua
shitty livers are the best
