Once you get a gf, then what do you do?
Take her out to eat, have long conversations, provide and enjoy companionship, and fuck. There's a lot more in between but those are the highlights.
>>28587292
Aren't you supposed to do some of that with her before you gf?
>>28587265
Ignore her and post original comments
>>28587265
That's why i dont want gf - i dont have money and i wouldnt know what to do with her.
impregnate
>>28587337
If she puts out before you get into a relationship. That's not always a good thing, but sometimes it is. Could mean you two just really clicked but it could also mean she's a huge slut. Up to you to look at the signs and make a judgment call.
>>28587353
I have money but I'm too much of a fucking jew and I'd hate to spend it on someone. I'd rather buy myself something that would provide me much more entertainment than 5 minutes of sex.
>this girl is 15
>apparently she can't want sex and is illegal
Weird world
>>28587427
If you only fuck for 5 minutes obviously you're not going to get that much entertainment out of it.
>>28587292
I kinda want to make something for her, but I'm not artsy at all. What should I do? I want something original.
>>28587362
I'm not trying to ruin my life yet famalam
>>28587463
I really wouldn't know. I've never done something like that. You could try cooking for her, that always makes a good impression.
>>28587292
>have long conversations
>with a woman
Ugh. What are you supposed to discuss, exactly? Handbags? Yesterday's episode of 90210? Her sexual attraction to her father?
>>28587561
Usually when you talk to women you talk about your experiences in life. I usually let them talk about their day, what happened at school/work. A lot of it's inane but the majority of conversation is anyway including what my male friends babble on about. I talk to them about my childhood, the funny things that happened, the good memories and I try to get them to open up about theirs. With women the kinds of things that we used to talk about here on this board with greentext stories always go over great with them.
>>28587561
>Her sexual attraction to her father?
>the only women this anon has ever had a conversation with work in strip clubs or as escorts
>>28587265
From the thumbnail, I thought that was a picture of an RPG.
>>28587628
>Usually when you talk to women you talk about your experiences in life. I usually let them talk about their day, what happened at school/work. A lot of it's inane but the majority of conversation is anyway including what my male friends babble on about. I talk to them about my childhood, the funny things that happened, the good memories and I try to get them to open up about theirs. With women the kinds of things that we used to talk about here on this board with greentext stories always go over great with them.
Fucking this, too many men don't realize that women get off hard when their date actually starts discussing their personal lives and reveal the little bits of history that made them who they are today. It might seem like basic communication to us, but it's quite novel to women and honestly something they really enjoy.
>>28587265
Sit around and wait to diealso sex, lots and lots of sex
>>28587265
WHERE IS HER PPE?
WHERE IS HER TRACK AUTHORITY?
WHERE IS HER RAILROAD EIC?
I BET SHE CAN'T EVEN ANSWER THE 10 QUESTIONS.
EXPECT TRAINS
ON ANY TRACK
AT ANY TIME
FROM ANY DIRECTION
>>28587561
What are you supposed to discuss with someone like you? Memes? Frogs? Bitter hate towards certain things? Ridiculous complaints about your life?
>>28587265
stab her to death
>>28587265
be happy the rest of your life
>>28587628
that sounds really fucking boring
>>28589098
Most conversations with most people are. I find most of the things on this board boring as all fuck for example. I just scroll around until I find something that seems interesting. You can't do that in a conversation with someone though, if you find the subject boring they just ramble on you can tune out but you have to wait for your turn to speak to change the subject or you just seem rude.
>>28587265
wtf isn't Tinder 18+?
Murder/suicide pact
>>28589969
This
Suicide pacts are top-tier romance
Finally feel loved
cheat on her and laugh at her for being such a dumb slut
>>28587265
get her to fall for you by pretending to like her interests and going out and shit... eventually she'll be in too deep and you'll have her as your mentally abused slave and then you can be your true self again. it's a process but certain women are willing slaves but they don't know it yet
>>28589926
People 15-18 can only match people in that age range as well I think.
>>28587265
You wait until she becomes fickle and decides to leave you for no good reason, and then you wait for death.
>>28587628
Thanks for reaffirming just how fucked I am. I have no life experiences. I stumbled through high school a friendless ass pie, only to be in a constant semi-NEET limbo dependent on parents, 10 years and counting. I'm devoid of personality.
