Am I ugly? I want a gf so bad. Asked over 342 girls out last year, still single. How can I make this my summer?
>Asked over 342 girls out last year
That's like a girl a day.
We're you just approaching complete strangers?
Yes, you are fairly ugly.
>>28587037
Get rid of the facial hair and stop looking like you're about to kill yourself at any given moment
>>28587088
Usually. I already asked all the girls I know that I'm not related to so I was trying to be myself and would start conversations wit women like in like at the store
>>28587300
A few girls said my facial hair made me look alpha tho
>>28587037
the closer you are to the following, the easier to get a girl:
>ripped
>happy with your life
>cute
>big dick'd
there's no more science
>>28587037
loose some weight, get rid of these bags under your eyes : sleep more regularly and at normal hours, and smile and you should get a girl fairly easily
The dude isn't ugly. Average I guess. If your story is true and not over exaggerated, I'm more convinced finding a GF is just pure luck being in the right place at te right time.
>>28587464
Why do girls give me 3/10 rating on soc?
>>28587339
No girl talks like that in real life
>>28587037
If you look like that, not really.
You don't look like you have autism or live in a basement. Not a fan of the facial hair, but it's much better than a patchy face.
I give you props for asking out that many girls, but if you actually kept track of the number, and it is that high, you might come across as a little desperate and creepy. Take it easy.
>>28587037
Trim that beard a bit and smile.
Girls don't want a guy that looks like he's going to kill himself any second, what's the fucking point in that?
>>28587300
no need to get rid of, I think he looks better that way.
And as this anon pointed it out.>>28587442
Work out
Not one girl out of the 342, theirs a bigger picture to this that you are not explaining, are you only asking (7/10)+ girls, really shitty voice and creep vibe approach, you do give off a scary look, like a hitman.
>>28587037
Trim the beard, man. Don't shave, just trim it. It looks a bit weird.
Also get more sleep, you might have gray-blue eyes but it doesn't matter if you have 2 purple shopping bags underneath them.
That's it really. Don't look depressed aswell.
>>28587395
You forgot wallet
>>28587709
But, I keep my spending money in the safe being carried by my 2 nigerian slave kids.
Boiii, remove that beard, smile more and go on your journey to become Chand by achieving 6 pack
>>28587037
You look extremly tired.. some sleep mabye? and a better shirt. also shave that beard.
>>28587037
femanon here. you have beautiful eyes, i mean wow...really great! a nice face. trim the neckbeard hair. ok, you look glum in the picture, but i get that you're depressed right now.
there's nothing else i would change there, so if you have asked 342 girls out, it's not your looks. seriously.
do you have a sister, aunt, or a female friend you can trust to be straight with you about what you might be saying or doing that's putting women off? or even a close male friend who won't lie to you?
because your looks are *not* the problem (and this seems to be true quite often when i see a picture of some guy here). there has to be something else going on you don't see or understand.
seriously: find someone you trust to give you an honest opinion. it is *not* your looks!
>good luck
>>28587037
I don't think you're him OP
>>28587037
I'm being really honest with you.
You're not ugly but also not extremely attractive.
I think you're a 6 with potential to 7.
You have healthy skin, a small straight sharp nose, nice eye color and strong eyebrows, a good head shape, no jug ears and a beard.
The only thing you're lacking is a jaw, a well developed jaw nothing else. You're objectivly better looking than me.
The only attractive features I have are my eyebrows and my wide jaw and thats it.. I lack a chin, cheek bones and I have a fat nosetip and overbite. So please don't blame your looks when you actually have potential.
Go fucking work out and gain some confidence and learn some social skills that should fix your problem.
If you need advice ask me anything
>>28587037
>people actually falling for this
kek this picture has floated around on /b/ for a long time, op is baiting or it's the same miserable fag using the same picture from the "faces of /b/" threads he used to spam
>>28587312
Maybe ask the girls that your related too?
>>28588025
oh, i am so pissed now. forgot to search for his pic, fuck fuck fuck.
fuck you op, you are shit and you deserve shit.
>>28588025
Nah its me. I've been here for some time and for those that know me they know I'm trying to transition. I have a twink-ish body so if I camwhore while covering my face I might be able to make some bucks
>>28587037
That guy looks dead inside
>>28588093
Nah you're better than me. I've given up on my life and I'm trying to transition. See: >>28588218
>>28588218
in that grainy pic, you dont look to bad, 6/10 imho.. no homo.
But i say, some nicer clothes, and a clean shave, would do you good.
>>28588305
People tell me I look depressed so here's another pic for your viewing pleasure. Seeing the state of the sexual market and how shallow women are, a 6/10, lower class aspie like myself is fucked. Does anyone know how much people make camwhoring - Specifically trannies/crossdressers
>>28587037
>>28588218
>>28588373
Do you have what you'd describe a troubled life? Problems sleeping, concentrating, relating to people etc?
Your looks are not the problem.
>>28588401
I'm kinda autistic. Fear of rejection pushes me to not interact with anyone. By r9k's standards I'm nothing special since I work some shitty Wagecucks job. Anyway, it is really important to me to try and make this crossdreasing thing work. People say it leaves you empty and depressed but I'm already that way so some shekels would be nice
>>28588373
HOLD ON RIGHT THERE, CHAD SCUM.
In that pick, id srsly rate you a 8/10. With the beard. So i dont really understand the problem here. though remember anon, chicks can fucking smell desperation.
>>28588453
And no, dont fucking degrade yourself, crossdressing like a fucking homo. just dont.
>>28588478
Naah I know my place but thanks for trying to cheer me up. My benis isn't exactly up to scratch either. I'm so depressed. How do you anons cope?
>>28588505
>like a fucking homo
Too late m8
>>28588516
Haha, easy there big fellow
>>28587037
-Learn how to trim you facial hair into "designer stubble". Yours looks like complete shit. Shave at least once a week.
-Get a hair cut. Do this at least once a month.
-Exfoliate and wash your face. Do this at least twice a day.
Also, whenever you take a pick. smile. If you're not smiling, look away from the camera. No dead soul crushed staring into cameras.
Sell any clothes older than 3 years. You've probably worn the shit out of them.
You look tired as fuck.
>>28588558
>easy there big fellow
Even in this pit of losers I'm rejected. Cut me some slack pls
>>28588516
Dick size isnt a issue, you get off, then you use fingers, tounge, to get her off.
if i may ask a personal question.
Whats youre stand on relegion, ie a God/gods?
>>28587037
You're getting fatter and uglier by the day, breh.
>>28588453
Then I'd suggest you start looking inside for what your real problems are. I can't help more than that except to add that I've felt similar to you and I found some answers that might shock you but at the same time give you some peace of mind.
>>28588586
I mock you because I am you
>>28587312
>all the girls I know that I'm not related to
there's your problem: unless none of these women know each other, it will have been obvious to most of them, having heard from their friends, that you were just asking out anybody and everybody. you can only try one girl per social circle before moving on.
>>28588601
>Dick size isnt a issue, you get off, then you use fingers, tounge, to get her off
She'd eventually get bored of that. I have an average face so she could easily replace me with someone with an average face and at least average penis. It's hopeless in that regard and that sort of leads on to my religious views. I dont believe in a God but I hope there is one. I know you guys are trying to cheer me up but I'd rather just become a trap at this point and live an easier life even if it means degrading myself
If you spent that year getting fit instead 342 girls would have asked YOU out by the end of that year.
>>28588624
I know that feel Bro
>>28588616
>similar to you and I found some answers that might shock you but at the same time give you some peace of mind.
That's a little vague. Anything more concrete if you don't mind me asking?
>>28588698
Life as a trap isn't easier. These faggots might encourage people to become traps, but in the real world you'll just get ignored and ridiculed as a trap, because it is ridiculous.
Don't think about the dick size anon, just try to get a girl first.
You can always become asexual and stay straight if it bothers you that much, y'know? There's a lot of asexual girls, not so many guys.
>>28587037
fuck off fadget
>>28588763
Maybe I'll just stick to crossdressing instead of becoming a full trap. As I said, I have a twink-ish body and there are a lot of degenerates in this world with a lot of money. It's capitalism
>>28588698
>She'd eventually get bored of that.
You put way to much thought in this. A woman who would love you, wouldnt just replace you, cause dicksize. Trust me. And i say again, going trap(homo) aint the answer.
And there is a God, who truly wants your best.
>>28588373
Holy fuck. TRIM your fucking facial hair to a uniform length.
Buy this: http://amzn.com/B004PXIR1W
It's recognized as one of the best short length (<5mm) facial hair trimmers available.
Go over you entire facial hair at one length, then drop it 1mm and go over your cheeks again. This will give it a fade appearance. Easiest stubble design you can do.
>>28588736
>That's a little vague. Anything more concrete if you don't mind me asking?
That's impossible because I don't have any insight in how you see and interpret the world, except to recognize my own past attitude in your words. The most concrete thing I can say is that the image you're putting out to the world isn't desirable right now. And it might never be. And there's no magic cure for it.
>>28587037
you are solid 8,5-9/10 dude, just get rid of those bags under eyes and smile a bit :)
>>28588824
If God exists then why did my dad get away with molesting me as a child?
>>28588858
>you are solid 8,5-9/10 dude
haha holy fuck
>>28588891
It's God's equivalent of porn m80 ;)
>>28588373
>>28588373
dude, I know how you feel seriously. Don't do this ! You're degrading yourself. Don't you have something like passion or a goal ? If not then go to >>/fit/ seriously you will get up in the morning with a purpose, if you set realistic goals. It really helps you to forget about your problems at least in the gym. Trust me it really helps. You will see first results in less than a half of a year, this will motivate you even more until you reach a certain point of aesthetics. You will blow minds seriously, people will approach you and treat you differently. People who haven't seen you for a long time will be suprised. It feels so fucking good man believe me, you just need to be patient.
>>28588891
Cause it aint God, who rules this current world. Brother.
>>28588824
>I fail completely with women so that means I should join a Jew-worshiping cult
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.
Since we're on the topic, how DO you get rid of bags under the eyes?
>>28588804
Your face and jawline aren't feminine enough to pass off as a girl though.
Trim your beard equally and get yourself some pussi. Use common sense when shaping it and it should look better. Hair's fine. If you did infact ask 300+ girls, it might be time to move somewhere else, and be less "autistic", frankly.
Focus on one girl for longer and be more persistent. Try to not pass off as creepy, which you might've have.
>>28588993
>>28588951
>>28588959
I'm fairly tired. Thank you for your advice. I deeply appreciate it
>>28588985
Sleeping more. It's pretty simple. Try to set a "goal" for sleeping, set hours and such. Like you'd be a child. This might be a bit hard, because every day is different, and you'll be more or less tired at the end, but eventually you'll get it figured out. A healthy sleep schedule can change a LOT of things for the better.
>>28587187
goddammit. OP is prettier than me.
I'm 50% bald.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
are we still doing reeeeeeee?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28588975
Pray to your forest or lightning god, larper.
>>28589019
Stay strong. "Again Jesus said, "Peace be with you! As the Father has sent me, I am sending you.". -John 20:21
>>28589086
If you're old, that's kind of to be expected. Younger men are infact "prettier". Just make whatever hair you have look good.
>>28587037
Uh yeah I would definitely suck your sick but I'm a dude so maybe work on your dress and appearance to attract femanons? Good luck senpai
>>28589423
>I would definitely suck your sick
what did he mean by that?
>>28589086
>OP is prettier than me.
jesus christ may the lord have mercy on your soul because this world will not
>>28587037
omg dude you are looking more and more ugly in every picture
get your life together
>>28589820
You know what he meant, anon
>>28589940
i have never heard of someone sucking another person's "sick"
this thread is fucked up
OP is objectively an ugly 4/10. there's no doubt about it. his philtrum is long, his nasolabial folds are visible, and his bone structure is utter shit, potato Eggman tier. he's also fat and unkempt.
yet people are calling him average and even attractive? wtf?
stop lying to the poor ugly dude. he gets all this empty validation from r9k and that's why he keeps spamming his ugly as fuck pictures everywhere. he's never going to improve himself at this rate. this dude's been here for years now.
people on r9k are so fucking mentally ill. listen OP, you are OBJECTIVELY fucking ugly. stop posting your pictures here and get a fucking life.
>>28588373
you are NOT a 6. not at all. holy shit r9k has made you delusional about your value. you are a 3-4, you're not even average looking. just look at how underdeveloped your jaw and chin is.
I guarantee you that you would not be rated more than a 4 anywhere else. the reason why you are struggling is because you ARE ugly.
>>28590354
>>28590472
are you guys newfags or something?
people are memeing, we all know he is hideous but we tell him he looks good so he would get his validation and go away
>>28587037
You gained weight since the last time I saw you. I'd say if you lose weight, get more sleep, grow more beard and dress nice you can get the maximum out of you.
>>28590608
he is like a 2, his maximum would be a 3 might as well not even bother
>>28590538
what's the point of lying though? he's only getting worse because of it. he needs to know he's ugly in order to move on with his life
>>28590740
ugly people can never "move on" they need someone to tell them they look good
>>28590740
I honestly think he looks average but could improve a lot if he put some effort in. OP don't listen to these people, they're just neet losers that don't want you to succeed.
>>28590916
he has ended up here because of lying sacks of shit like you that give him bullshit "advice" like just get a new haircut bro, he does that and wonders why every girl he talks to tries to get away, he needs to know the truth so he doesn't waste his time, ugly guys nowdays only struggle trying to get women
>>28590916
stop lying. YOU'RE the reason why OP will never improve. look at the lower half of his face, can you honestly say he's average? his bone structure is so shitty that it looks like he doesn't even have cheekbones. apart from his eyes, his face is a total fucking disaster unless he gets jaw and chin surgery
>>28588516
hey laddo and any other tiny peepee men. a womans gspot is roughly 2/3inches in depending on the woman, so if you get her thoroughly turned on during foreplay, you'd actually be able to get her off.
all this depends on wether or not the woman is able to get off from gspot stimulation in the first place, just find you one that can
>>28591072
my dick is like 6.5 x 5.5 someone is trolling
>>28588373
Top half of your face is good, just try to get rid of those eyebags
the bottom half... I dunno what to say man, you have like no jaw, you might want to consider surgery
>>28588373
You dont look that bad. There are always going to be people here who will purposefully rate you much lower than you actually are. I suggest you go to /soc/ as you will get a more accurate rating there.
For me i would have to say that you are average, about 5/10. If you lose weight and thus the facial fat that will help as well. Dont expect to get the most attractive girls out there, but if you can fix your personality and social skills getting a gf is definitely in your reach.
>>28591040
All he needs is to work out a little and work on his social skills. He was probably just not going about asking girls out the right way.
>>28591123
anything over 6inches if disgusting, you should be ashamed
>>28591409
why would someone with an average dick be disgusting?
>mob money mike posted his willy
i was not ready for this level of exposure.
>>28587037
Lol Balkanbro, you have some shit self confidence
>>28591705
because i don't like anything over 6inches and my wants are the most important
>>28587037
We all know that this isn't really qt monkey. I always though he's quite nice looking, just a bit depressed and sleep deprived.
>>28591871
tell you what i will drink 2x more been and my gut will swallow some of those inches, will you like it then?
>>28591999
no you filthy trip fag, i want a pure boy with a 5.5 inch dick, not someone with a fupa and a 6.5 incher
>>28592053
>trip fag
wtf
>>28587037
JAWLESS JOHN IT'S YOU! MISSED YA BUDDY
>>28592148
as in the 999 you tit
>>28592226
suck my dick fag
agdsafasd
>>28592382
only if it's under 6 inches
>>28588093
I have the grossest fetish for men who look like you do would you suck on my tits while I ride ur dick
>>28592495
>would you suck on my tits while I ride ur dick
how the fuck does that work anatomically? it's gonna be a pain for both of you
>>28592429
*slaps your face and forces dick inside your mouth*
this is not a negotiation bitch
>>28587037
Meg, it's proably not even you, but I'd say you're a 4, maybe a 5 if we're being generous.
>>28592563
*attaches strop on* *teleports behind you* nothing personal kid
>>28587037
Bad canthal tilt bruh
>>28592686
*dashes and slices your strap on then proceeds to pound your asshole*
was getting fucked a part of your plan?
>>28587037
this guy said he will kill himself last year, he probably already did it by now
>>28588373
fixed you face
>>28593758
looks just as shit desu
>>28593784
I moved the mouth closer to nose, it's the only ugly part desu, the rest is subjectivly ugly.
>>28593855
everything is objectively ugly
>>28587037
Nick Bunyan is that you????
you seem like a jawlet from a front view, have any profile pic?
a good jaw is a huge part of attractiveness in males
how tall are you again?
>>28593929
why so grumpy, did someone piss in your cereals?
>>28587037
Fucking Nigel again
>>28593985
i would piss in your cereals cunt
>>28587037
>Am I ugly?
yes you are
