>tfw friend of 15 years didn't invite you to his wedding
>>28586356
Just show up wasted and crash that btich
>"Hey, I was thinking about inviting Anon to the wedding, what do you think?"
>"I know he's your friend, but I really think he'd make other people uncomfortable. He's not going to have a date and seeing everyone else with someone they love at a celebration of our union is only gonna make him depressed and sulky. My friends are gonna be there and I don't want them to know that you hang out with someone like him."
>>28586356
>friend
>>28586472
>friends
>>28586376
they already got married
>>28586472
I don't even know her. I haven't seen the guy in a year. But i've know him since school and he invited alot of guys from our class that he hasn't seen in 6 years.
>>28586356
Just go, get drunk, ruin your "friend", in front of his fiance, either by telling stories of embarrassing things he did or make him seem like a massive dick and if that doesn't work just take a shit on the aisle before the ceremony begins, walking out afterwards with the smuggest grin on your face.
