>bill comes to exactly $6
>hand the minimum wage idiot $10 and a $1
>minimum wage idiot gives me back the $1 and then 4 other $1's
>>28585565
Sorry sir, I had no fives left.
Raise minimum wage to $15, then math wizards will work jobs like that.
Society solved.
>>28585565
why would he not want to offload his ones to you
stupid
>employees like carrying around ones
If you want change a certain way you ask you fucking retard.
"HURRR DURRR PEOPLE GIVING ME CHANGE CANNOT READ MY MIND" - u
I never like when people "customized" their change. (Work fast food all through high school)
I can understand getting rid of some change but past that i never bother with at the cashier.
>>28585827
Actually i have done that a couple of times but usually regret having to break something bigger cause i dodnt have a couple 1s on me
>>28585704
>>28585804
>>28585827
are you guys:
>absolute retards that can't handle 1+4 = $5
or
>edgy aspies that actively go out of their way to annoy people by petty means
>>28585626
execute all NEETs so half of the pay check doesnt go to taxes
>>28585903
You owe me that paycheck though, wagie.
You are literally morally obligated to give me a cut of your paycheck.
>>28585868
Lmaoing @ you for not being able to handle social interactions
>>28585985
I'm not the one displaying anti-social tendencies like you cucks
>>28585868
>obviously never worked a day in his life
kill yourself, you're the edgy aspie who's too pussy to speak up
>>28585868
It's like you didn't even read >>28585704
WHY WOULD THE EMPLOYEE GIVE OUT A NICE $5 BILL WHEN HE HAS TONS OF SHITTY $1 BILLS
>>28585868
Edgy aspie here, I love doing this shit. If you want change for a large bill or vice versa, go to a bank instead of wasting my time. Sorry not sorry.
>>28586046
Actually cashiers need ones for giving out change
>>28585868
No we just get sick of not have any thing but 1s 20s and 100s in our drawer, or would you pre 2 20s and a fuck ton of 1s when you drop ben franklin on a $41 grocery trip
>>28586066
>waste time
how long does it take you to do elementary math?
>>28586075
Singles are the most used bill but people get pissy when you cant hand them a five and a couple of ones instead of all ones
>I got 5 ones and not one 5
Dat autism lmao
>>28586192
We're not your bank, bruh. Deal with it.
>>28585565
>cashiers think they deserve more than minimum wage
>>28585804
>Comes to $6.44
>Hand the retard $11.44
>He hands me the $1.44 back
>"You've paid too much"
>"But I gave you change so you could just give me a straight $5 note"
>"But I don't understand why you'd pay more than the total, when you have a $10 note"
>"Its easier just giving me $5 than loads of change"
>"But it's illegal for me to give you a $5 note in change"
I wrote a letter of complaint to the store and got a $5 complimentary voucher for my trouble.
>>28586389
>We're not your bank, bruh
Yes, you are.
>>28585868
Edgy faggot here. Ill make a point to give anyone who drops a 100 dollar bill to pay for anything under 40 dollars a bunch of singles and 5s, maybe throe a 50 in there.
Also if they tell me they want 20 on "the blue car" Ill act like a complete retard until they end up going outside and telling me the fucking pump number.
People dont realize it but relationships are a 2 way street. You cant come into my store and act like a total cunt because "da customer iz alwayz rite !!1!11". Fuck off with that shit.
>>28586816
No. Were fucking not. Of you try to pay for some cheap with a 100 Ill tell you we cant accept it because we dont have enough money in the safe. Im not gonna break a 100 then have barely any change to give to the guy behind you.
>>28585565
>buy 3 milk
>comes to 2.49
> give 2.50
>receive 10p change
>just use machines at grocery store
>tfw retarded liberal city is getting even more retarded and liberal with influx of weed and Commiefornian scum
>they'll raise the minimum wage
>all the G.E.D. wagie scum will be too expensive to hire
>everything else I use will be replaced with flawless machines
Thanks, liberalism.
>>28585565
>cashier is out of fives
>you are too much of a autist to ask for a five
>he is too much of an autist to tell you he has none
>you both hand over money while staring at you shoes or phones
>later you come on here to bitch about it
If you fucktards would just exchange a few words with each other at the time this would be a lot easier.
>>28588327
>talking to peopIe
