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omegle thread, you know the tags. let's keep this shit rolling

wtf is that bitch in her bra doing
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>>28584732
>wtf is that bitch in her bra doing
it's a trap. i have her and ive had a few mutual jerk off sessions with her

>tfw no trap gf
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>>28584732
yeah but what is the tags
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>>28585569
usually: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot 9001, robot 9000

if you want a comprehensive list but just r9k is fine.
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>>28585547
>I have her
>tfw no trap gf

then you don't have her retard
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>>28585977
shit. meant to type i have her skype
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Gotta find my qt socialist gf
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>>28584732
anyone have a pic of it
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>>28584732
I see a lot of people on omegle but these threads are really slow
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>>28586401
how dare you

*grabs him by the throat* back the fuck off!?!?
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Charlie, you on tonight?
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>>28587125
Maybe, if I am I'll be on around 11. Bring Jr along
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>Have a girlfriend
>Meet a girl on /r9k/ Omegle and become obsessed with her
What happened?
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>>28587568
>>Have a girlfriend
>starts greentext in uppercase
Get the fuck off my board, normie.
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>>28587632
i agree with your sentiment.

please go away normalfags
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bumping for niggers
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>>28587632
>have qt online /r9k/ gf
>she disappears to the psych ward again

oh well
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>>28588006
why don't you tell us about your relationship? share a nice story
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join video u fags
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fucking nigger dicks all over your face
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who /metwithaninternetstrangerfromomegle/ here?
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Sigh. Why are all traps degenerates?
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Why are they also dumb as shit?
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excuse me if i skip you, i'm rolling for my yankee gf
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this is the most jew i have ever seen a jew
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>>28590071
he remind me ov jew in new show with jillian jacob on netflick
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>>28590071
OY VEY, SHLOMO IN HERE
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Lookin to see which party I should join.
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>>28590268
the party in my pants
entry 0,00 euro
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>>28590268
isn't it obvious, comrade
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>>28590071
the guy is actually super sound.
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>>28590670
says himself
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>>28590670
I can confirm that buddy
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>>28590071
he only talks to gir-i mean goys!
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>>28590739
he confirms that he's talking about himself
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Be careful with normans on our board
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c'mon, chad! just pound that pussy, will you? just take that huge horse cock and those hairy balls and shove it deep until that womanlet screams
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>>28590808
are you jealous no one likes you ?
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>>28590918
you got it wrong. he's the jew, not me
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we're being raided by chads and staceys
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>>28591046
that's literally a tranny. i talked to "her" a few days ago
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>>28591092
high quality sissy
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>>28591046
not a talkative one...
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>>28591134
i totally would. no homo

>>28591174
you're just ugly probably
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>>28590071
The guy wants court mandated girlfriends, the jews have it right
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>>28591182
white knight detected looooooooooool
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>>28591046
>>28591092
>tfw just talked to him and he admitted being trans
that sailor moon pillow was a little suspicious but I would have never guessed that's a dude
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>>28590071
he's a cutie, no bully
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>>28591046
>tfw nexted by a trap
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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tfw arianna hasn't been on the tag for days now

if she's not here to uplift the mood of the gang we'll just end up in constant war
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>>28590071
I'll say it time and time again, if I were a jew, I wouldn't have 2 in my bank account to last me two weeks. ;^)

Great bumps for the thread though
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leonardo dicaprio combined with rodrigo santoro

how can we even compete
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>>28591046
>tfw "she" said i was cute but look too young
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i have the impression this sir right here understands something we can't yet fully comprehend
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i'm cataloguing the sissies on the tag
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>>28592411

my self harming depressed bf
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>Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

tf yall doin
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>>28592056
im glad my autism disgusted her so badly that she abandoned r9k.
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>>28592791
fucking murderer, child rapist
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>>28592411
>>28592593
fuck off he's mine
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>>28592833
who here /small/
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what did this anon mean by this?
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>>28592873
>whitebois masturbating furiously to cuck porn

This is too funny to be real.
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>>28592861
It's not 4.3 inches :^)
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this anon likes to be capped
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>>28593145
>Uses media tactics to distort an images meaning by adding text
>Calls me the jew
Anon you played yourself
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>>28593145

https://join.skype.com/yOn2NMQhqTJD
I have a dog

the dog is a dog
dog
dog cat. 123, 1.I have a dog

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>>28592917
It is. You believed fakeblackchad was 8in when he was only 5.5. Your judgement can't be trusted.
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>>28593252
I was just trolling black chad, did not believe him.

I've seen a measurement. underaged lying on his death couch is a chad
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>>28593284
LOL EXPIC TROLL DUDE!!!!!! STRAIGHT MEMEING HATERS GONNA HATE!! XDD
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I must speak up and say for a saturday night, this is really shit. Everyone just doesn't want a conversation and its became DATE NIGHT for slightly awkward normies.

why are we here?
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sieg heil mothafuckazzz
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Sharing my adventures as a blackbox.
This roll's theme was teaching people gibberish.
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>>28593560
This was the second man who failed the task.
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>>28593631
This German was able to outwit my autism.
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british girl seems so sad please cheer her up
she has short brown hair and glasses
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>>28593690
this guys a FUCKIN LEGEND
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>>28590844
W-who is that


original post
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>>28592791
what did you do to arianna
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>>28594692
That's niglord 3000 she only lives to serve big black cocks. Sorry whiteboi.
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People with more 100 contacts on skype scare me
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>>28595396
i have 30, removed 10, but it still shows up as 30 as my contact amount
idk it's like that for everybody
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>>28595396
i have only 4 and still have 11 pending contact request from my female orbiters
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>>28595596
what's ur skype ;) maybe i can be lucky #5
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make sure you bully this anon if you seem him
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>>28595596
Female orbiters don't exist, anon
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>>28595634
give me yours, or i can give you my throwaway one
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>>28595649
redtree1909
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>>28595645
Surely you mean bully in a friendly good-mannered way right?
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>>28595670
fuck you bronze i want them to hurt you
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>>28595684
Hey I'm not him. I'm just a friendly anon that believes in peace and friendship among all
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>>28595645
i'm the only one allowed to bully him. hands off
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>>28595649
did you think i was a girl or something?
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>>28595645
guy is literally bullying himself with his face.
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>go on omegle chat
>expect some ebin shitposting
>get a good and deep conversation instead
Well that was a pleasant surprise. Take care, based anon.

http://logs.omegle.com/497d196
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>>28595894
no, but i was hoping you were actually from zimbawe and not some boring ass north american
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>>28593690

note to self, if i see him again, will scream in german
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>>28596440
Usa usa usa ahhh
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gas mask party over here boys
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GET IN HERE FAGGOTS IT'S A GOOD TIME
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>>28596927

its lit as fuck
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>>28597259
>>28596927
flame emoji
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>>28596927
I've got one of those too, it even has a usable filter.
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friendly reminder to skip this guy on sight
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>>28597410
lol been skipping him evertime
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>>28597410
the useless meme of r9ks omegle skip on sight for sure
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These threads are normie cancer. Don't bump this thread after this post
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>>28597518
ok i wont bump it i promise
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>>28597410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wrucbaIl7P

he's tony montana
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>>28597600
terrible impression
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>>28597979
first world beta male
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>>28597518

>people are having fun, reeeeeeeeeee
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One day I'll have the self-confidence for video.

One day.
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so many qt grills on omegle tonight

>REEEEEE
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>>28598714
post them, that will surely scare them away it will actually bring more qt grills :3
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>>28598714
i only ever see black screens

wtf

has mary (pic related) been on tonight?
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>>28598593
put on a mask and dance like i do
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I-is there a way to get on video without audio? My voice is all fucked up, but I want to meet cute guys.
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>>28598989

you can mute your mic
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>>28598989
you can mute your microphone, hover over your video and press the mute button
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>>28599017
Neat, See you robots on the other side.
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hanging up the disco boots and mask for today lads

hope you jived well
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>>28599549
I wanted to try, but I'm too shy to have my camera on. I hate the idea of pictures of me being on the internet.
Also, there's at least three simcams on the tag for some reason.
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>>28597410
He's been looking for a particular girl everyday for a very long time because she was going to get him a green card by marrying him
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>Wearing underwear over my neck covering my dick
>banned
Good job omegle cops, you got me.
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this is my apology to zane if we never meet up

slayoj senpai
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nothing but faggots and mentally ill pretend-a-girls and ugly girls and sluts. *yawn*
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i got bob to sing me a lullaby : )
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Where is the durry squad?
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>>28600833

what the fuck, i'm going to use this line irl
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M E M E S Q U A D 2 0 1 6
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Will give 20 GBP to whoever talks to Mr PostIt
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tfw when r9k tags skip you often and mostly but you randomly connect with Caroline Burt and she talks to you for 30 minutes.... didnt even no who she was either

https://www.google.com/search?q=CAROLINE+BURT+PAST&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=935&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsqvHsnN7MAhUJJx4KHSH6DkMQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=CAROLINE+BURT+
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>>28602166
Did you get them digits bruhbruh?
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My man with his coat hanger
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