>Walk down street
>See a really cute guy, or girl, lesbian or what?
>Be fascinated by this creatures
>Check out groin area
>It's got a dick!
>Check legs
>They're shaved!
He regularely hangs out at the mall. I need to get to know him because of reasons. How do I go about doing this?
Also, would it be gay if I might want to cuddle with someone like this?
>Would it be gay if I might want to cuddle with a man?
Yes
>>28584356
but it isn't a man, it has blond hair, blue eyes, tan skin, a cute smile, and a face that inspires good feelings.
>>28584454
>Check out groin area
>It's got a dick!
Sorry there degenerate, no amount of mental gymnastics will ever change the fact that you want to get with another man
>>28584328
>shaved legs
maybe he's prepubescent you sick fuck
>>28584328
Just fucking say hi and introduce yourself. I like it when guys do that and would care to strike conversation with you
![a044ae398fd34964079ff502a3e4ba63[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4JWte36.jpg "a044ae398fd34964079ff502a3e4ba63[1].jpg")
I know what this thread is for, OP
>>28584521
Nah, I think I can tell a 12 year old from a 17 year old, they look quite different. So you basicly just told on yourself pedo.
>>28584552
But I need to leave with his facebook or something, I don't see how to make that transition. I could sure say "Sure is nice weather" and all that. Put at some point there must be a reason for us to get to know one another.
>>28584454
Men can have all of those things, wew lad the self justification you homos go through.
>>28584614
Just say "I see you here at the mall a lot, mind asking why you come all the time?" Then offer to shop together or something. As you shop you'll get to know each other.
>>28584328
Hey everyone,
Nice thread, don't really care.
I'm team Link. I want Link. He is superior to everyone else on that Pic. If you wouldn't pick Link I don't care, you probably don't have any friends to tell anyways. Link in the upcomming Zelda looks hot as fuck, I'd totally put my mastersword in his pedestal, no homo.
I don't even know the rest of the poeple on this list, because I'm not autist.
There is no concievable reason to want anyone else but the elf hero of time. I've seen lord of the rings, elves are super light, Legolas can walk on snow without sinking. I could manhandle Link and pretend to be big and strong.
>>28584671
>I see you here at the mall a lot, mind asking why you come all the time?
Anon...
>>28584671
DO you think it would work for me to pretend that I'm a christian and want him to be like christian? Because I worry about his salvation. Because then I could find out if he is gay. Many gay people are really butthurt about the whole going to hell thing. I think it could play to my advantage. And you know what they say about preachers and cute boys.
>>28584328
Armin, because of his loyalty and honorable honest nature.
If I'm gonna get something other than a woman, I might as well get something radically different.
>>28584967
>>28584677
>not picking Izumi
>>28585017
>>28584967
>>28584677
You're all wrong!
Saika is the best pick. Because he was vented by a ultra picky robot with trust issues. And he passed gloriously.
Also, he traps with no wig, so he beats Izumi.
>>28585017
Dear god, the wedding episode... Why can't I be Ryoma. I would have loved his life so much!
>>28585254
Yeah but Izumi canonically takes it up the ass from his strong dominant boyfriend.
>>28584729
Nigga what
Also team Nagisa
>>28585282
I wish I could be Izumi. Getting paid for a 30 second commecial where I crossdress? Sign me up. I could finally put my skills to use.
>>28585301
Like Saika would turn down Hachiman. He knows what he is doing, that boi is a gogetter.
>>28585319
Yeah, great pick!
Guys that actually exists!
>>28584671
I dunno if that would be a great idea. If a guy I never seen before started talking to me like that I would get super nervous. Then again im always nervous when people I don't know approach me
>>28585408
>joel dumbledore
>babby's first twink
His body is weird as fuck too
>>28585437
I see what you mean. If the guy was obviously in between 18-24 years old I'd be ok but if he were much older (30+) I'd be pretty nervous too
>>28585437
That was what I was thinking too, that was why I thought I could pretend to be from jehovas witnesses. All I need is that brochure, and I bet they're pretty stoked on giving me lots.
>>28585473
looks is not a major issue
>>28585480
If you pretend to be jehovas they will probs think you are off limits cause jehovas don't like the gays
>>28585473
Could even be a guy my age and first meeting I'll be nervous.
Damn,
Cloud Strife sure looks like a fag, but he looked damn good in Crisis Core. Also, Cloud crossdresses in FF7 for PS1, he was a very hot triangle.
>>28585552
What if I say I'm from Jehovas but wear blue color eye lenses, a white slim-fit shirt with flowers on the inside of cuff and neck, and a stone bleached jeans with holes in them?
>>28585600
I-is there a joke going over my head? If its a reference to something im sorry but I don't get it
>>28585480
>lying in order to initiate a simple conversation
Why would you do this
>>28585552
>>28585507
Most people aren't robots though, so most likely they'd be ok with you going up to them. The most he'll think is "wtf does this random guy want from me I dont have any cash"
>>28585741
Because I'm not in it for the conversation. I'm in it to make a lasting connection. Out of purely scientiffic reasons, so I can study the creature and find out how it works.
>>28585741
I don't need okay, I need facebook, snapchat or kik or something. I'm in it to win it!
HOW ABOUT...
You dress up as a dog. walk over to him on all fours, saying with a beaten down surrendering whisper:
"Pleaaase let me sniff your butt!"
>>28585848
>Because I'm not in it for the conversation. I'm in it to make a lasting connection
Every connection starts with a conservation. You can't just magically jump to a connection without talking for a bit. It's much more organic than you think it is.
Hell even when you greet each other it is ok for you to ask for his last name too, given you say your full name first. Then later you can facebook stalk him
Blowjobs are not gay...
Just saying!
Ask him how if he just moved in to start the conversation, but if you're like over 23 you're just going to look creepy. Find out what interests you share and talk about that.
>>28585984
jfc what the fuck man
>>28585984
Liking nice round boy butts isn't gay either
>>28586343
HNNNNNG!!!
Balls deep in that boipussy!!!!
>>28586482
Damn that is an artistic photo, you don't see that in straight porn!
What does it feel like to have your dick inside of a boipussy? I need to know!
>>28584454
>blond hair
>blue eyes
M A S T E R
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>>28587817
yeah I know...
They're rare dude!
Do you understand now?
Why I need to get his fb, snap or something.
For purely research reasons.
>>28584328
I'd go for a Sora.
In my mind he is above age of consent, so it is okay. I'd eat his pink boipussy, shoving my chin in his boy-twat, massaging the spot between his ass and his balls.
