how to get an illness that lasts for a couple of weeks
I need to be out of commission for finals
>inb4 face it like a man
pic unrelated
>going to uni when you're not going to do it
I hope it's free anon.
>>28583952
break both of your wrists and say you fell off your bike and landed on them
Do everyone a favour and kys at the start of the first exam. Everyone gets to go home and passes all their exams just like that.
Cmon OP be a bro!
>>28584026
it's not
I'm already assured a failing grade and I just need to be sick on finals so I can use that as the reason on why I failed and not because I didn't attend any classes in three months
>>28583952
car crash is easiest
>>28584135
m8 even if I off myself on the spot they would still continue on their exams
I'll livestream when I an hero though
least I can do for you
>>28584069
I don't know how to ride a bike and I don't have a gf to blow me when I can't fap
>>28584210
there's nowhere safe to crash over here
either you crash without an injury or you kill 10 people to break your legs
