Daily reminder: Never go to the supermarket with your mother.
>>28583762
If you think that way you are an awfull son. It isn't your mother's fault you are filled with insecurities, retard. Plus, no one is going to fucking judge you in the supermarket.
>>28583762
This is literally my life.
How the fuck am I so wide and yet so short and for some fucking reason my hair won't grow aesthetically so I just shave it off...how the fuck does Chad get so tall, and such a narrow frame and how does he get his hair like that....my mum even looks like that wtf, short and fat.
Fuck my genetics
>>28584918
>muh genetics
if you really care that much fucking work out m8
>>28584939
I do. I'm not even that fat, it's that I'm s Manlet and have really wide shoulders, so I look like a fucking block.
I'm considering stopping lifting and shrinking.
>>28583762
I know that feel
But I would rather not
>>28584985
I like going to the market with my mom so long as we don't bump into any chads and Stacey's.
If my mum asks me to go with her I'll suggest we go on a Saturday morning first thing, since most normies are still sleeping and it's only old people.
>>28584297
>>28585068
my mom doesn't even want to go to the market with me
she'd rather stand there at the door waiting for me to go away than go with me
why mom
>>28583762
Daily reminder, don't go anywhere for anything
>>28583762
Daily reminder: Never go ANYWHERE with your mother.
Seriously, your life will be overall far better if you pay attention to this small piece of advice.
>>28583762
Meh
I don't mind, I like keeping her company
>>28584970
post pics. maybe you forgot to do CARDIO
>>28586507
Are you 14 years old? Jesus christ I feel bad for your guys' moms. Who still is ashamed of their mom when they're grown up? Come on.
>mom says she's just going to pick up a few things
>goes down every aisle
>(are you sure you don't want anything) x 50
>picks up a bunch of useless extra stuff
>takes forever
When I go to the store I get what I planned and maybe 1 or 2 extra things I forgot to plan for and then leave
>implying nice girls dont like guys that loves his mommy
>>28583762
>lacey and brad
Kek, it's like they're alt-costumes.
>>28583762
fuck me
this is why i stopped going with he only last year. im 24
>>28583762
>Never go to the supermarket with your mother
>Not wanting free stuff when mother asks "do you want something"?
I swear these robots are dumb as bricks.my mom used to be tomboy so she doesnt look that bad when i accompany her
>>28587481
I can do like one specific thing somewhere with mom in public where it's clear she would need me there to physically do something she can't. That's it other than going out for a meal somewhere with other family.
My mom takes her two nephews to shitty Disney movies because I'd never go with her and sit for hours while she gets scared at a G rated kids movie.
My mom makes me go with her because she doesnt want to be the one carrying the heavy groceries.
And if i dont go with her she sees me as a lazy ass.
>make the mistake of booking a day off work when my parents' do their food shop
>mum guilt trips me into going with them because they both hate each other
>spent the entire time standing with the trolley as the two of them wander off on their own
Also related, the only time I've seen them be somewhat friendly to one another in the past few years was when both of them were giving out to the girl on the tills in Aldi. I hate my parents and I really need to move out.
>>28587751
Dude it's not embarrassing to love your mother, everyone does and you would have to be a fucking teenager/still have a teenager's mindset to actually be embarrassed by being seen with her in public. ESPECIALLY if you run into people you don't even fucking know. Who the fuck cares about that. It's like you haven't even seen that one malcolm in the middle episode.
>>28587687
I love my mom. I'm not 12 so it's not really a problem going out with her. I even joke about it when someone I know sees me and asking what I'm doing
> i'm just shopping with mamusca/mamae/mainha (really childish ways of saying mom)
I take my mom shopping all the time. She can't get around on her own anymore, somebody has to take her.
>>28587845
>anon's mom is running low on groceries
>starting to get hungry
>wants me to give her a ride to the store
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28587553
Same here. Grocery shopping is a mission for me. I know going in what I need. Almond butter, chili powder, bars of soap. I might see something else while I'm shopping that I want and grab it, but I'm not going down every aisle. In and out because I've got shit to do that isn't in a grocery store.
>>28587907
See, that's why I take her instead. My dad died that way. I was working a double shift so I couldn't take him for groceries and Harold Shipman gave him a lethal dose of morphine.
>>28583762
>be me
>be 37
>went to the supermarket with my mother about 3 hours ago
>She has a back problem and can't pick up bags and stuff
>I paid for it
>got same chocolate for the both of us for the ride home
>no problem
you niggers are fucking pathetic, I don't even notice the other people in the store and no one cares about you, you are not a special snowflake, no one cares if you are with your mother or not
>>28583762
Reminder that mature chad goes to the supermarket with his mom and doesn't give a fuck.
It's only "embarrassing" if you act like a child.
>>28587979
This warms my heart. I hope my sons will be like this.
>>28583762
Where else am I going to find large smooth floors to ride my Heelys around?
>>28588078
In the subway of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyElRB-JXgM
>finally at the checkout queue
>"i forgot the blahblahblah, I'll be right back"
I don't really have a mother though.
>>28588238
>cashier finishes ringing up everything
>mom still hasn't come back yet
>>28587553
>>28587920
I've started harassing my mom into telling me what her list is and then I split it up
>run around getting everything
>come back to the cart and throw it in
>she's got like two things off the list and a bunch of shit we don't need because it was """on sale""""
Women are infuriating shoppers.
>>28584918
haha yes this picture is also my life :(
>feels fucking bad, i feel humiliated after every grocery shopping where my mother asked me to come to lift heavy shopping
>>28588509
>yeah but you're saving money this way!
this is so accurate that i could throw up
my life is a joke
>go to a mall with my mom
>smirk at normies because im richer than them and better dressed
>my pants are figuratively more expensive than their whole outfit
>have a good time with my mom
normies can suck my donger lmfao
>>28588066
fuck off julie
You guys are neurotic as fuck. I go to the store with my mom and don't give a shit. What's going to happen, some slut will think less of me? Who cares lol
>>28588676
>figuratively more
So they're worth more in the fond memories you share with it? The amount of work you're put into them?
>>28588066
t-thankss
>>28588790
epic meme my dear poor fellow
Jesus OP you're not an edgy teenager anymore, just get used to the fact you have flaws and don't give a shit about what stranger's think.
>>28588818
Do you even know what the word "figuratively" means?
Op is a fag
Originale commente
Op you are an ido
>>28588863
its when you want to socialism to prevail because you want free shit because youre too poor
lmfao
>>28588238
>>28588501
>Mom gives me money and sends me to the grocery store to buy some stuff
>ring up everything at the checkout
>Don't have enough money
>mfw
>this thread
>people who think their plight to get laid (which will never come true) is more important than the women who birthed and raised them
>>28587942
Thanks for the laugh anon. You're a good son for taking care of your mom.
Feels good to not give a single solitary shit about who I go with to the supermarket
>>28583762
I like to see the pretty people
>>28590775
>birthed and raised them
this is literally the root cause of all pain and suffering our consciousness will ever endure. our mothers made that choice without our consent. we literally owe them nothing, and you'd have to be a major cuck to act otherwise.
>>28591180
Then you should kill yourself if you didn't want to be born
>tfw go alone everywhere
Feels lonely man. I want to buy groceries with my mom and dad.
>>28588066
But how would you feel if your sons ended up as 37 year old virgins?
>>28588900
no, its when you start barfing retardery out of that asshole you call a mouth because you dont know what words mean and you choose to change topic.
>>28591239
Thank you for proving my point. I'm forced to make a decision that literally hurts me either way because someone else made a bad decision on my behalf. That is wrong and my mother should be punished
>>28587816
>I'm not 12 so it's not really a problem going out with her
This. I remember that used to hate accompanying her but now it's just comes naturally. When i forget to let her go first through door i just say that i'm like a bodyguard who goes first.
>that guy in his 20s who goes to the cinema with his mom
I don't go out with my mom much but I love my aunt; She always gets me nice snacks and visits me to give me presents and cuddles
>>28583762
>Daily reminder: Never go to the supermarket with your mother.
I've always been super afraid to be seen with my parents outside since I was 14, I'm still a fucking loser though.
>always go to the warehouse club with your grandmother
Fucking ribeye for $8/lb, just pick up a primal, be friendly with the guy cutting it and he'll reweigh it after cutting the fat and shit knocking the price even lower. 20lb bag of weeaboo rice is like $10, oat flour, frozen juice concentrate, beef jerky, and my favorite, big Texas cinnamon rolls for 'carb loading'. I also load up on boneless skinless chicken thigh and canned salmon, herring, and 'dines. They also have a half decent cheese selection. Only cucks buy the flavorless shredded stuff. The whole shit is cheaper and much stronger tasting. All I need is fresh vegetables from the market now. I found a place that sells alcohol for cheap, a handle of Bombay sapphire or Tanqueray is $35, seagrams reserve is $20, fighting cock is $30. Just refill your fifths and it's like 40% cheaper from the huge store. Or just don't drink and get better gains but fuck it, that's what tren is for.
>>28591327
Only did that once recently. Went to see Hail Caesar! It was a hoot!
I go with my dad fairly regularly
>tfw look like chad
>tfw do stuff with my mom all the time when I'm home on break because I love her
>tfw girls give me "that look" all the time because they think I am a good son
>have gotten girls hitting on me while I'm with my mom
The secret to life is just be attractive and you can do whatever you like. Unfortunately I am still an autist
>go to grocery store late at night when hunger strikes
>usually wearing pajamas, exhausted and look like shit
>every fucking time without fail I run into someone I went to high school with
>they always try to say hello and it's awkward
>too autistic and ashamed to make eye contact
>tfw mom died
>tfw grandmother takes me to the store because I don't have a car
>tfw 24
I should kill myself.
>>28588238
OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
>>28591242
If they loved me and treated me with respect I would treat them the same. However something tells me it won't get to that point.
