This is to all the virgins here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to this.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. You could be a millionaire and girls would still reject you because you have creepy genetics. Stay away from are women.
>>28583379
>Cereal killer
Fucking 'tard
>the world is a fair place
>you can literally die in child birth
>you can be born ugly
>you can be born in a poor country
>you can be born with aids
>you can randomly get cancer
>you can get randomly shot and die
Yeah bro, just be yourself, the world is a fair place bro.
>>28583408
>not killing cereal
Those smug fucks, in their boxes, soaking in milk.
You need a tl; dr for your tl; dr.
>cereal killer
lmao what a faggot he thinks i kill cereal
>>28583379
Why do I feel like I read this before?
>>28583443
It's a pasta, ya dink
>>28583464
Sorry I can't be here all the time. I have other boards to shitpost on too
>>28583477
>going to other boards
I bet you would cheat on your oneitis as well.
Why are you bullying me chad?
>>28583379
>the world is actually a pretty fair place
is this actually what normalshits believe?
>>28583379
>Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags.
If girls are so good at detecting rapists then why do they still get raped all the time?
Being Chad can't be that much better if you have to come her and brag about having had more luck int he genetic lottery.
Pathetic really. What if your girls found out you're posting on this site? lmao
>>28583379
not sure if you are doing this one ironically and to fish for responses or just mentally damaged
tl;dr stale pasta is still stale and (you) hunters are the cancer of /r9k/
lmao he's not even wrong.
open up a Tinder or a Badoo account and stop being such a fucking wierdo and you'll get some pussy.
>>28583782
something tells me you didnt thoroughly read op's post
>>28583379
non-virgin here
you should not make fun of virgins.
maybe one day you will have a son that is unattractive and a virgin.
maybe he will kill himself.
when that day comes you'll be sad what you said on a Slovak helmet enthusiast board
>>28584014
>attractive person
>giving birth to a non-attractive person
u wot m8?
>>28583408
literally pic related
stay mad.
>>28583379
>world is a fair place
>"I'm too stupid to read!"
Granted, most of us are in this position because of our own faults but in no way is the world fair.
Hey professor Thundercock does this apply to me if the reason I have no interaction with others is because I'm antisocial, NOT because I'm an overweight physically repulsive shitstain?
Where do cyborgs fall in your model of a fair and balanced universe
Can you explain to me why virginity is creepy?
What normies think
>Guy never had sex
>He must be like us, he must've tried to get sex
>So he must've asked hundreds of girls and failed
>Therefore he is a loser
What happens in real life
>Guy never had sex
>He doesn't interact with girls in everyday life
>When he does, he does so on the most superficial level (e.g. no flirting, no socializing)
>He has never even tried to get sex
>He is preoccupied with other things
How does any of that make someone a loser?
All it means is he hasn't tried as hard as normies.
If i kill myself i will surrender to destiny and normies will win.
Fuck you, don't need a vagina to validate my existance
>>28584322
I'm a KHV. I've never really tried because I know I have no chance. And I have no idea how to interact with women, it just seems like an impossible hurdle for me.
>>28584124
That's not a typo, that's just being fucking retarded. It'd be like saying Pacific in lieu of specific.
>>28583520
It must be because they're asking for it. I mean that's the logical conclusion to draw from this.
>>28584817
But that's not creepy. You haven't actually done anything.
Creepy would be if you kept asking girls out and they kept rejecting you, and you just kept doing it.
So why should normies treat all virgins the same?
>>28583379
I wish I was where you are right now, so I could shove my foot down your throat.
People ITT responding seriously are almost certainly alone because they are low IQ/autistic and get trolled by such simple bait.
If you read OPs post and decided to get angry and respond seriously, that's why you're alone.
You can't be a rapist and be a virgin at the same time.
>>28584294
Professor?
You there?
>thought this pasta would have been out of order by now
>still dozens of you fall for it
lol, newfags are a blessing
>>28583379
yum, pasta!!
I love seeing this pasta once a week thanks OP
>>28583379
>be OP, average r9k KV
>get sad that KV
>post a paragraph of role play to try and seem better than others
>sadness continues
>>28583379
>couches next to kitchen area
what a shitty house. also that guy has a jew nose and would be a 7/10 if he didn't have that gay haircut and laser beard
>>28586505
Ayy bruh real talk shut the fuck up.
>>28588506
>H-h-he wouldn't be a 10/10 if he didn't have the features that make him a 10/10!
Leave.
>>28588708
>ayy
>bruh
What the hell are you doing here?
>>>/welfare/
