ITT: Biggest surprises you've ever had >be me, straightest

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2016-05-15 16:28:34 Post No. 28583059
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 16:28:34 Post No. 28583059 [Report]

ITT: Biggest surprises you've ever had

>be me, straightest guy I've ever known
>be recent Friday
>live with pretty decent family
>go to college
>get call from my mother to say I left my homework at home
>goes back home to pick up homework
>As I'm about to walk in, I hear a female talking to my mother
>Hear kissing sounds and moaning
>Walk in on them
>They were making out on the sofa half naked
>They stop
>Causally pretend I didn't see anything, grab my homework off the table, and walk back to college
>Mother decides to talk to me about it later after I got back home
>Find out she's bisexual and not a lesbian
>Find out my brother is bisexual
>Find out my other brother is bisexual
>Find out my dad is bisexual
>Tfw I realised I lived my entire life with a bisexual family and I'm the only straight guy in the family

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Anonymous 2016-05-15 17:10:37 Post No.28583810
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 17:10:37 Post No.28583810 [Report]

>>28583059
This is certainly an interesting predicament.

How about your mom cheating on your dad with another chick? Or is it one of them open relationships?

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Anonymous 2016-05-15 17:23:35 Post No.28584042
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 17:23:35 Post No.28584042 [Report]

I would only be pissed off because my mom can get a gf yet I still can't

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Anonymous 2016-05-15 17:27:14 Post No.28584104
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 17:27:14 Post No.28584104 [Report]

>>28583810
Well if dad is bisexual I imagine they're both playing around

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Anonymous 2016-05-15 17:27:40 Post No.28584108
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 17:27:40 Post No.28584108 [Report]

>>28584042
Become a trap. Origami.

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Anonymous 2016-05-15 18:06:47 Post No.28584828
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 18:06:47 Post No.28584828 [Report]

>>28583059
hot [original]

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Anonymous 2016-05-15 18:21:02 Post No.28585090
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 18:21:02 Post No.28585090 [Report]

>>28583059
What the fuck? I don't even hate gay people but in that kind of situation it would make sense to disown them for being weirdo degenerates.

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Anonymous 2016-05-15 18:23:55 Post No.28585138
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 18:23:55 Post No.28585138 [Report]

Nice OP I recently found out my parents are swingers.

Mom goes on cruises a few times a year and it's open season for both of them for like 2 weeks.

Kinda weird but at least they're discrete about it.