Is anyone else afraid of their first kiss?
She'll probably laugh at me because I'm so bad at it.
My first kiss laughed at me because I was so bad at it. Luckily I was 14 so it was nbd
i was drunk at the time of my first (and only)
I dont like kissing. dont think i ever will either.
if i ever get a gf shell propably just leave me cuz she would think that i dont love her because i wont kiss her
>>28582471
same here desu senpai
>be me, 14
>hooking up with qt goth, 17
>we sit in the park
>I'm too scared to make a move
>awkward talk for like 15 minutes
>"will you just kiss me already, anon!?"
>lean in and kiss her
>"have you even kissed anyone before, for fucks sake?"
>"no"
>"wait...I'm your first?"
>"yeah"
>"oh"
>we continued kissing for half an hour and went home
>never heard of her again
>still miss her
>>28582471
my first kiss was a girl that got high with me and suddenly just jumped me and launched her mouth and tongue, at first i barely realized what was going on so i think we were both pretty terrible
second one a drunk girl started kissing me and her breath was kinda bad, i was also kinda drunk so i just started going ham on this shit, made her lick my tongue, licked her lips, grabbed her tits but then i realized i have to fuck her and for some reason i got REALLY scared so i never had sex and i only kissed girl once drunk while we played the bottle thing
i just wish i could have a gf and kiss a woman that i really desired, not this drunken ass bullshit
>>28582450
I'm 21. More worried about this than losing my virginity. I've got a feeling the average guy is not very good at sex anyway, but being bad at kissing is truly embarrassing.
>>28582450
You might be an amazing kisser.I was nervous about my first kiss and she said I rocked at it she was amazed to learn I was her first.
Just be easy and don't go in too hard too soon, avoid getting slobber on her fae
>>28582526
>he's 14
>she's 17
how is this even possible? Were you 5 years ahead physical?
>>28582450
i can't be afraid of something i'll never experience
>>28582540
>made her lick my tongue
How? like verbally?
>LICK IT BITCH. LICK MY FUCKING TONGUE MLUAHHHHH
>sit in a class on male/female dating tactics
>handful of women in class saying that bad kissing is a dealbreaker and cannot be fixed nor improved upon
I think it's a load of bullshit but I'm 26 soon and receiving a first kiss is a hope snuffed out many moons ago.
I just did whatever the first time and it seems to have worked. We slowly worries our way from cheek kisses to full tongue so I had the chance to learn a bit.
Had my first kiss with an escort. It isn't hard at all, just imitate her moves
Honestly guys watch this video. It's pretty perfect so take notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ
>>28582569
Idk, I always hanged out with older guys so almost all my gfs have been older than me.
The girl was pretty lonely though, she hadn't had a bf for a year so I guess that's what got her going for me.
I looked pretty boyish desu
>>28582450
my first kiss i was told i'm a good kisser and have amazing lips
Don't worry OP, it's just like... bags of sand
No. Why be afraid of something that will never happen?
She was my first kiss but I wasn't hers. She made a face right after I kissed her that I'll never forget so I guess I was bad at first. Pic unfortunately related.
she'll probably laugh so hard at you that she'll start farting, and then you have the upper hand.
>>28582450
my first kiss was 12
he was 52
>>28582450
are there more webms like this one? i need more.
>>28583358
I don't know. Why isn't doo doo smellier?
My first and only kiss was with an escort when I was 23
That kiss seems really innocent though, I'm more afraid if she wanted to o french kissing or something
>>28584189
Jesus that is pathetic
>>28584189
>paying for first kiss
how embarrassing
>>28584230
damn son how was that comment original
>>28582450
Oh man you have no idea.
I have a friend who I've spanked, whipped and flogged. Tied up with chains, bondage tape and rope to my bed and generally groped her clothed body but I still can't get myself to kiss her on her mouth.
>>28583680
Try out ASMR Kissing vids on youtube
>>28584463
Did they find the body?
its actually pretty easy and natural
just start out with close-mouthed kisses and work your way towards french kissing. then just focus on upper/lower lip and mix it up. try not to do it too hard or your lips bruise/chap, and try not to slobber too much like others said, but don't be completely dry-mouthed either. it should all be pretty natural.
i didnt have a clue what i was doing at first but just take it one kiss at a time. you'll be a natural after 2-3 makeout sessions. good luck guys!
>with azn grill
>she says i guess we should kiss
>o-oh okay
>kiss was amazing
>both our eyes were open the whole time
>after that she feels too weird to continue
>it all goes downhill from there
just...
>girl has really pronounced buck teeth
>they keep hitting my teeth when we try to make out
>break up with her but I can't tell her the reason why
Yes. I am turning 25 soon and things are getting pretty absurd at this point.
>>28584576
the suffering must be heartbreaking for you
>>28584648
Not really, I don't regret breaking up with that buck toothed freak
>>28582450
What's so hard about just pressing your lips together?
It's impossible to be bad unless you're a retard
>>28582450
Why would I be afraid of something that will never happen? Is that a normie thing? Get the hell out of my board.
> not afraid at all
> would go for it given the chance
> want to explore a girl's lips with mine
D-does this make me a chad/cyborg internally?
In my country it's the norm to greet relatives by kissing them on the cheeks, and it took me until I was 10 to accept doing it.
Kissing sounds just so disgusting, I don't want to have someone else's spit in my mouth.
>>28584723
Oh boy, am I glad the Internet allows me to read posts written by savages who lick each other's faces to say "hi."
My first kiss was with a girl on a party like 3 years ago and I didn't even know her name
Does that count?
I didn't kiss anyone else after that.
>>28584723
in my contry is normal to greet every woman with a kiss in one cheek., pretty use to that
bt sitll, no single kiss on the lips in my life. almost wizzard
You don't have to open mouth kiss for the first time. It's 100% lips 0% tongue, and most of the fun of making out is slowly ramping up and exploring what you can do.
>>28584723
Europe? I'm American born and half my family is from Eastern Europe, anytime some family friends would come over all the females would kiss me on the cheek and the men would shake my hand.
I could never avoid it either, they would always see I was awkward about it and laugh at me.
>when the teeth touch
>>28582450
first kiss? 99% of the time the girl doesn't expect you to snog her lips off.
>>28584935
Yeah, I've been kissed on the cheek before, but never even been close to kissing lips, romantically. I'm afraid I'd go full autism mode.
had mine yesterday was ok i asked her if she wanted to like a loser cause ive never done it before and she kept giggling and she said ive never had anybody ask me before. Also told her ive never been with a girl before, playing that bullshit hipster feelings card
This already happened to me in highschool. Haven't had a kiss since then and I'm a 27 year old virgin.
My teeth are rotting and crooked and my breath smells like dead meat, I think its from my stomach. If I'm lucky enough to ever kiss someone again, how can I fix my zombie mouth?
Tfw my first kiss was with a stripper
>>28584446
and that one oregano
>>28586308
Take out rotten teeth, replace with veneers, brush
>>28582450
Just have fun m8.
See where you can go, you forget that you are not alone in this. Do whatever feels good for you and find a rhytm.
The first time I made out with a girl while being blackout drunk, she blew air into my mouth for shits and giggles. I ended up coughing hard and went off all puffy while she was laughing her ass off.
Do not take it so seriously.
>23 yo kissless virgin
Oh well, it's over for me, might as well go on a shooting spree, take down some normal scum with me while i end it all.
