Tell me the one thing that fucking grinds your gears
>>28582422
that im not getting these sweet dubs like you famalam
People fighting to get their car in front of mine, only to turn onto another road a couple seconds later.
Seriously rustles my jimmies.
>>28582422
>walking to work
>headphones on but no music
>people are talking shit about me after they pass like calling me weird or a virgin as if i couldn't hear them
Normies at my school that are successful and happy.
>normies are allowed to wear, do or say anything they want and its fine
>if we make one wrong decision about fashion choices, or try to enjoy ourselves in public, or talk to a girl we are ridiculed
>>28582458
Or people that pass on the side of the highway when there's a motherfucking wreck ahead like it's really going to help anything.
>>28582468
>headphones on but no music
>call you weird
I hate to hand it to you like this buddy...
>>28582422
When the guy at the school you like doesn't respond to my texts or when I look at him across the room. Fucking bullshit, i wish i was pretty
>Shrek is a movie about loving yourself despite your flaws and for learning to love inner beauty
>The entire movie they make fun of Lord Farquad for being short
>>28582468
Yeah man, who the fuck puts on headphones with no music? You don't even have to really listen to it bro.
>>28582520
This is a stupid bait , kill yourself my man.
>>28582422
The one thing that grinds my gears was the 'Neverending Shitpost' on /b/. The same anon kept posting the crying chick from the Neverending Story and baiting atheists. Just got annoying to see after a while.
>>28582507
Or those people who continue driving on a lane that's about to close and then force their way into the other lane right at the end.
>>28582513
>>28582541
It was buffering you filthy normos.
>>28582595
Yeah, that's the point that you just keep matching their speed making sure they have to slam their brakes on, fuck those guys.
>>28582606
lol.
>2016
>having an ISP that can't load some fucking music.
What backwater country do you live in anon?
The rope keeps snapping
>when the teacher starts spewing feminist and communist rhetoric
>whole class agrees without question
>Dumb roastie slut gets up and says a bunch of feminist rhetoric with the verbal proficiency of a lobotomized 80 year old weed addict
>even if i used the greatest arguments in the world to prove those filthy fuckers wrong they would still belittle me and treat me like a retard even though they are all wrong.
>>28582422
FUCKING JABBA THE HUTT 2/10 WALMART WORKING FAT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT NEIGHBOR SEEMINGLY HAS A 8/10 GF CAUSE I JUST SAW HER
THIS SHIT CANT BE FOR REAL THIS SHIT CANT BE FOR FUCKING REAL
IM NOT FUCKING AROUND SHE WAS LEGIT A STACY WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING END ME EVEN I LOOK BETTER AND HAVE NO WOMAN LOOKING AT ME
>>28582673
I live in Brazil you filthy high speed internet normo
>>28582644
It usually happens when there's a traffic jam. They run on the lane about to close, passing the traffic and then try to merge right when the lane closes.
It's pretty annoying and funny at the same time because they then get pissed off when no-one lets them in.
>I am smart because my IQ is X according to an online survey I took.
>>28582673
THE FUCKING CURRENT YEAR MEME
>>28582594
>the only thing that grinds your gears is /b/ shitposting
Can't tell wether you have the worst life ever or the best desu
>>28582422
when you're crossing a road when there's a red light and a car still beeps you even though he has a red light. motherfucker ain't going nowhere and i'm just trying to cross the damn road.
when people do this to me I imagine slitting their throats and it makes me feel better
>>28582702
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS
JUST
BEEEE
UR
SELF
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>28582706
fucking kek
try not to get shot today anon. Music is the least of your worries.
>>28582689
I hate this kind of shit
>Sitting in class
>Class somehow starts Trump conversation
>Mfw i say "Trump 2016 all the way"
>Chimps/refugees staring at me with angry faces saying wtf dude
>I reply, "Well he's the best candidate, he has amazing policies
>Now I'm labeled as the class racist
Fuck all those brainwashed normies, Trump is actually a very nice man
>>28582743
this happened to me last week
>crossing this huge fucking avenue ( 16 lanes or something ) in the middle not in the crosswalk to get to the bus stop because the crosswalk is 1km away from me and the bus stop
>the avenue is almost entirely empty
>biker fag comes up and calls me a moron just to be a dick even though i was not blocking the way at all
>>28582769
Please don't tell me you're that fucking kid , everyone is most likely laughing at you behind your back
>>28582422
ROBOTS WHO LIVE FROM NEETBUX OR LIVE IN 1ST WORLD COUNTRIES. YOU CANT BE A ROBOT IF YOU LIVE THERE. MINIMAL WAGE IS 3 TIMES LOWER THAN WELFARE. FUCK YOU ROBOTS, I HAVE NO OPTION OR WAGEKEKING.
>>28582743
>Visiting London in 2003
>See a woman going across a zebra crossing (cars have to wait until pedestrians have reached the pavement before continuing)
>Car approaching at speed while woman is half-way across
>Car honks it's horn and doesn't even try to stop
>Woman runs across and car goes through
In London the rules of the road mean nothing.
>>28582769
>mfw my class whats app group ( im in it to get some material they post like answer sheets and all ) is called #FuckTrump
>we are not even american and those dimwits barely know of our own country's politics
>>28582718
That's why I'm always one of those "assholes" that never lets them in. even when you do decide to be nice and let them in the most that you'll get is a half sarcastic wave.
Loud people, nothing else gets me mad but holy fuck shut your god damn trap
>>28582821
>>28582787
Well I have never had someone actually insult me but that sounds worse tbqh. People are so rude.
They have zero reason to honk their horn other than to be massive faggots.
>>28582538
in fairness he was also a massive asshole for being mean to shrek just cause he was an ogre. as well as being literal ultra chad 9000, being able to fuck any woman in his kingdom and the only reason he didn't is because he wanted a princess, like a typical chad overreaching his bounds because he feels invincible, and finally getting his ass handed to him like he should've
>>28582422
Women in the gym who are only there to show ass. Hogging up the power rack to squat with 5-10 pounds on each side.
people who ride the brakes when driving down a hill
>>28582902
Girls are allowed to dress like this in the gym :^) Great society we have here.
My stupid computer mouse is slowly breaking down and its so annoying.
People who ask how I'm doing instrad of just saying hi.
I know you don't give a fuck.
>>28582833
Or the car behind his trying to squeeze in front too.
I hate those dick munchers so much.
>>28582903
I only do this when there are speed cameras around. It's a shame because there's a twisty hill that I loved going down but now fuckers have put speed cameras on it that flash you if you're even going so much as 1mph over the limit.
>>28582422
ANONS WITH DOGS
I REALLY WANNA CUDDLE EVERY ANONS DOG BUT THEY SO NO!!!!!! WHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE OPENING BANANAS THE WRONG WAY
LITERALLY MONKEYS ARE SMARTER THAN THEM
>>28583161
You can cuddle me instead
stupid people, and loud people. bonus points for both at the same time
I hate them with all my being
just fucking die, please
they make me sick
>>28583186
Get the fuck out you buzz feed shill
>>28583200
Are you a qt fluffy husky?
>>28583161
Define "cuddle"
You can pet him, but dogs don't like being grabbed and held.
>>28582935
how is that not efficient gym attire?
>>28583321
.... no. I am not a QT anything. I just want someone to like me. Even just a little bit
>>28583341
>but dogs don't like being grabbed and held
>he actually believes this meme
>>28583372
It is efficient to their purposes.
Attention whoring that is.
People who walk slow infront of me..just fuck my shit up man.
>>28583398
If you aren't a husky anon, no cuddles desu sorry
>>28583161
>>28583200
>>28583321
>>28583341
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>>28582824
are you from canada? this happens alot here
i think this is the case with alot of countries
>>28583449
jkdfndjfnjd
kewnfdi
>>28582507
>>28582458
My mother pass a guy after he kept trying to block her for like a whole minute, then he tries to overtake her. Rams into a car at 53mph while he's staring at her on the side.
Cops are trying to Jew her for "passing in the left lane", i.e. legally the only way to pass in the whole fucking country, and some other bullshit. Ticketing her for passing a guy and him ramming someone at sonic speeds.
>>28583466
eeeeeeeh
hehehehksn
>>28583372
it looks pretty cold desu
>>28582422
being alive
*original*
when people refuse to leave their online echo chambers to challenge/reform/change their views
>i say in r9k
>>28582422
Wiggers and they stupid fucking "gangster" mindset some motherfuckers have. Its just down right ridiculous,I can't stand seeing a dipshit wigger trying to act hard.
My housemate playing music loudly all day
gangsta's paradise, still dre and some fugees album on repeat all day.
>only day off is Sunday
>have to wake up early Saturday mornings
>every Friday, "oh anon come out with us! We are going to have fun all night! We're doing all your favorite things starting at 11pm!"
>every Saturday, "woahhhhh sorry anon I'm going go stay home tonight, partied WAY too hard on Friday lol you should have been there you missed a great night!"
Im going to have to kill all my friends.
>>28582422
>brown """"""""""people""""""""""
They're shit and look like shit. Coincidence? I think not!
>People that walk slowly in the middle of a path
Fat people are especially guilty
>>28582422
Why am I all of a sudden okay with sexual thoughts about a very small percentage of boys between 16-20 year of age who have some features in common?
>that sound that a wet washcloth makes when it gets rubbed on a tablecloth
REEEE
>>28584211
>friends
Do it, then kill yourself normie slime.
>>28583525
>go to tumblr for opposing views
>after considering other opinions realize I'm still correct on things
wewlad
>>28582606
>not having music stored locally on your device
>>28582422
When your pizza comes burnt.
>>28583372
HER FUCKING BRA IS SHOWING. SKIMPY ASS OUTFITS FOR WORKING OUT FUCK OFF.
>when someone likes something you hate
>>28583424
Nice avatar faggot
>>28583449
>>28583466
>>28583479
>There are retards who actually type like that
>Why I will never talk to a bitch online without a skype video call
>>28582890
Please pretty please I need my pretty purple plum pepe
>>28584524
>that sound dry skin makes when brushed up against rough cardboard
>bump into someone on the street / on campus who you used to be friends with
>have to make awkward small talk
REEEEEEEEE WE STOPPED TALKING MONTHS AGO YOU NEVER EVEN ATTEMPTED TO MEET UP WITH ME AGAIN AFTER YOU SAID YOU WOULD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28583161
You can cuddle my dog, but you'll need to wake him up first and he gets grumpy when you do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw5M-4Fo2wE
>>28584901
fucking this all the way
>>28584901
>>28584949
Leave
hj46h8tu
>>28584211
> Friends are not wagies that are so poor and stupid that dont have to work saturdays
> Still complains
I'm a third world shithole citizen and even i dont work saturday
Any first world mongrel that works on weekends are just pathetic retards that dont know how good they have
Fuck u privileged piece of shit
When I have people over,and they have the goddamn audacity to ask "what are you cooking?"
Seriously,just fuck off and let me cook something.
>>28584945
>THAT'LL NEVER BE ME WITH MY LAZY STUBBORN HUSKY
FUCKING SHOOT ME SOMEONE JUST FUCKING KILL ME I WANT A STUBBORN QT HUSKY WITH MISCOLOURED EYES AND FLUFFY WAN WAN TO CUDDLE
>>28584963
no
this is too original for you robot
Gossipy old women. Holy fuck. I hate how they think their generation was any better and how 'entitled' we are as a generation then they whine when they gotta wait in a queue for a minute.
>>28584963
what, for being a normie?
Clearly the friends I try to make don't want me. So I'm back to square r9k,
>>28584965
Nigga I have two jobs and work seven days a week. Do you know how expensive California is faggot?
people don't understand the neet. do whatever we want without being bothered
Filthy kikes, niggers, faggots, trannies, commies etc.
>>28582769
What makes his policies amazing to you?
>>28585284
Agreed.Traps are even worse and traplovers should be hanged.
>any fellow American talking about politics openly as if any of us understand our own political system enough to have a discussion
Pisses me right off
>>28585284
Now that's what I call edgy
original
>>28582769
Your politics are a meme familio
There is nothing more frustrating to me than people who talk out their asses as if they're authorities on the subject.
When people always try to park close to the store so you have people driving around an already packed section of the parking lock, trying to squeeze into a tight spot, when there is so much open space to park in just a little bit further from the store.
It will literally only take you 5 more seconds of walking to get to the store, yet people are so stupid they all pack together at the front
SJWs, feminists, people who insist on political correctness, Berniebros
>>28584965
I work at a small business where everyone except me is a literal retard that can't do anything. If I don't come in one day, it would be a bunch of mongrels staring at each other with their thumbs in their mouths.
>>28585386
Oh look,a fucking libtard.Trump is better than that pussy Bernie.Bernie looks weak,like a frail old man that other countries will push around.
It's got to be how much people spend on their phones even in social situations or when the word "literally", is misused and out of context.
>>28585424
Agreed.Being politically correct is like selling your soul to the demons of progressiveness.
>Are you nervous
>Yeah
>Dont be :)
Gee, thanks for the advice. Same with "Are you sad?"
Whats the appeal for normies trying to identify themselves as foreveralone
>>28585493
>you don't like trump
>you MUST be a liberal
>>28585643
Normies are trying their hardest more than ever this generation because they've exhausted the idenitiy of every other subculture they can think of to make themselves more special since when social media and Facebook opened the floodgates it made everyone see how God damn boring they truly are. So now they are leeching off of other cultures to build themselves up.
>>28582502
Yeah fucking seriously, chad wears some stupid shit as a joke or does stupid shit and tee h's sooo cuuute xdxdxd but as soon as you do it people give you looks like you should just stop and kill yourself
>why are you so quiet and never smild anon
Maybe it's because 90% of people hate me the instant they have to stop pretending I don't exist
>>28585284
>>28585326
Back to /pol/, fedora edgelords
>Raining
>Head on bus
>Little puddles everywhere from all the people sitting
>feel gross
>>28583479
Lmao
Not original n shit
>>28585926
Back to Ongo Bongo Land nigger
>>28585926
>being this much of a nigger-lover
Go prep that bull.
