Be honest, how much of a manchild are you right now? I'm probably a mid-tier manchild.
>am 23 now
>NEET for about 4 years
>still living with my parents
>rarely leave my house so my mother buys everything I need for me if I tell her to (food, clothes etc.)
>never help my parents out with any of their chores at home, only do some of my own
>picked up the lazy habit of just putting all my used eating utensils in the sink whenever I'm done cooking and eating, and have someone else clean it so I don't have to bother with that by myself
>practically never do my own laundry since I only use about 2 sets of clothes a week, so I just mix them up with my parents clothes and have my mother wash anything, I never bothered learning how to iron my clothes or fold laundry/use the cloth dryers (fast and efficiently for the two latter) so fuck it
>have absolutely zero income so I never opened a bank account and my parents handle all of the bills and insurance, should be able to do that stuff by myself if I really have to though
>picked up the autistic habit of having my mum handle half of all appointments on the phone, even though that I'm perfectly capable of social interaction and performing phone calls myself
>practically never bother cleaning my rooms properly (other than wiping off some dust, cleaning the mirror or bathroom floor etc.) so I have my mom do it on her own when I feel like it
>still overly sensitive to even the slightest noise that my parents make in the house (autism)
>still can't stop picking my nose, would definitely stop if blowing my nose were more effective
This manchild lifestyle is quite comfy but pathetic too. But what am I to do if my parents are a pair of sad people with absolutely nothing to do in their free time other than performing mindless drone chores for me? I could definitely take care of my myself if I really wanted or had to, but if these bored normieshits get out of their way to provide me for everything what am I to do.
>>28580960
Thats not mid-tier, thats full blown manchild.
What do you think would elevate you past mid-tier? Piss bottles and cum socks?
Probably lower mid tier
>live on my own
>cook/clean for myself
>barely do anything else productive
>still too manchild to stop obsessing with anime
>need my hot chocolate milk. to fall. asleep
>have figurines/lots of cuddling toys, especially. my bed looks like its for a 14 year old rich white girl, but with anime
I'm pretty similar but i'm only 18. Going to uni this year though so I guess the NEET dream has ended.
low-tier
>19 yrs old
>live on my own
>'cook' my own foodif frozen pizza counts
>live on social welfare
>no friends
>no gf
>play vidya and shitpost all day
>don't care about current events
>>28580960
i used to have a job but got fired in october:
>watch slice of life anime
>stay online and do not shower for days at a time
>I also do not fold my clothes.. and never have, just stuff them in my dresser drawers
>gained 30 pounds in two years cause I live on the internet
>i'm drinking rum right now at 10:30am
>I was living with my parents off and on until I got married to a weeb girl who now pays all the bills lol
I am 29 years old. 30 in january
>>28581009
Yeah, this anon is right. I can't believe you think you're only a little bit fucked up.
>>28581059
Oh no the neet dream only starts with Uni
>>28581192
>married to a weeb girl who now pays all the bills lol
Fucking men. Nothing but succubuses.
>>28581283
>succubuses
First, it's succubi. Second, you should learn the meaning of a word before you try to use it.
>>28581009
>>28581237
Spot the normies.
>>28581520
I don't know man, OPs a pretty extreme case. How could he possibly excel anymore?
>>28581520
C'mon lad, even a super loser would recognise OP as a fellow super loser.
>>28581542
>>28581552
All OP needs to do is to start caring about doing his own laundry, cleaning his dishes and room. And to go out shopping or take care of finances if he's living alone. You're unironically calling this an "extreme" case? You must be either underage or legitimately stupid. Maybe even both. I can definitely tell you're new to this board or perhaps even chan entirely.
>>28581665
It's true, I am new to 4chan.org. But I know enough to tell that you are the troll.
>>28581696
I think what we have here is someone who is genuinely a bigger loser than OP.
>>28581665
Greentext your tale of woe, young man.
>>28581665
... and get a job.
Middle tier, I think
>19
>live at home
>dropped out of 1st year of college due to financial reasons
>in between parttime jobs rn so technically NEET
>most of the money I was making went to vidya, books or manga
When I get back to wageslaving I want to save up enough money to buy myself a decent computer and maybe learn some video editing stuff but barring that I'll probably go get a cheap business degree or something and return to wageslavery forever.
>>28580960>a mid-tier manchild
Thisis probably what I am too.
>23
>college drop out
>wage slave
>cook my own food
>relatively clean
>have room mate
>few friends
>no gf
>fat
>all I do is play vidya, shit post, smoke weed and drink when I'm not working.
I would say probably low tier manchild.
>>28580960
>23
>graduated with two degrees in political science and economics
>make 60k a year as a LAN administrator
>live with roommates
>no gf
>virgin
>fat
you tell me
>>28580960
>30
>left the house at 18 for uni
>grad school till 26
>neeted for 2 years in the city
>3expensive5me, been living with mum in the country for 2 years
>therapy.exe, only going once per month now
>anxiety managed by meditation and exercise, no need for the pharmaceutical jew
>got qt Chad bf
>finally getting fit, buying new clothes for the first time in years
>apps out to multiple jobs at the state for which I'm definitely qualified
Can't wait to make it, comfy 9-5 in a relaxed setting, decent pay, and will be able to get into the merit system after a while. A quiet life of civil service, lifting weights, playing guitar, spending time with the bf, and shitposting on 4chan.
>>28581238
Education so no
>still overly sensitive to even the slightest noise that my parents make in the house (autism)
I'm very sensitive to noise, be them symmetric(a television) or asymmetric(someone drilling a hole), but I had never associated that to autism and I've always suspected I'm a bit autistic. Can someone elaborate on that? Is that trait a strong predictor of autism or it's a widespread condition that's also common to autism?
>>28580960
I'm pretty much like that but a fembot living with my mother and not autistic.
>>28581135
Ma nigg
>>28581967
cunt or faggot?
>19
>still live at home
>NEET
>spend two hours a day sending applications
>>28582088
Stacy master race, my incel friend.
>>28582139
You won by virtue of having a functioning cunt, never forget that.
>>28582195
You're responsible for your failings, not women, not feminism, not degeneracy. Never forget that.
>>28580960
>22
>neet for six or seven years
>dropped out of high school
>live with dad
>regularly fuck hookers off of backpage with the money he earns
>drink almost daily
>never had a gf
>>28582213
Keep that roastie toastie, cunt.
>>28580960
>25
>Wear diaps
>Call my gf mommy
>Used to be NEET for years
>Spend all day sleeping, browsing 4chan, watching cartoons/anime, or playing vidya on my days off
>Live with my mother
>She does my laundry and cooks for me even though I don't want her to
tier 2 manchild 2bh
In b4 "GET OUT NORMIE REEE!!!!"
>Live with a relative roommate in an apartment I barely have to pay any rent for because another relative owns it
>About to graduate in a STEM subject with good job prospects
>I live in one of those "socialist" countries where university tuition is free, meaning absolutely no student debt
>Once I graduate I'm moving to another relative owned apartment that's slightly smaller, but which I'll have for myself
>Done plenty of work as a student, including a stint as a university researcher and teaching assistant during my studies, meaning I've got a good looking CV with several letters of recommendation ready to use
>Well over 10k in the bank from jobs and inheritance
>Going to take the whole summer off once I graduate
>22 hkv
>dropped college this January (wasted 2.5 years there)
>living with my mom and NEETing since then
>spend vast majority of my waking hours in front of monitor
>bad anxiety, can't handle social interactions
>>28580960
>19
>only occasionally leave house if my mom's too busy to buy my cheetos
>whenever I leave house, I wear sunglasses, hat, coat, gloves, and boots (coat gloves and boots are all leather), to protect my skin from sun
>play Fallout 4 and Warframe erryday
>watch the show about equines
>have large equine collection
>have Elsa doll
>unironically play Sonic 06, I think its good
>have youtube channel where I monetize videos of me ranting
>about 200 lb
>>28582998
I also watch anime, but just Yuruyuri right now. I'll try more once I'm finished
>>28580960
loud noises? tell us more
>>28581031
Hot chocolate milk? Not just hot cocoa? what sort of heathen are you?
>>28581192
What kind of rum? 11:40am here. Got my beer.
>>28583277
i just finished it, it;s some shit called sailor jerry spiced rum. I dont care for liquor but my wife bought it. gonna have her get pizza and beer for the 1pm baseball game I wanna watch lol
>>28580960
are you me?
orange comment
>>28583338
WHY is she with you
>>28581946
>>graduated with two degrees in political science and economics
>>LAN administrator
>>28582438
Why the fuck do you even post here?
>>28583402
she needs attention and I'm the only one who gives her the time of day that isn't a female. I used to really love her but now I like her cause she's fat and disgusting, but seeing as she is my provider I do whatever I can to tolerate her and she gives back cause she confuses this for love.
>>28580960
That's high tier
Play videogames 2 hours a day at least. Work part time. Used to be addicted to marijuana. Trying to get into weight lifting. Cook my own food. Do my kw laundry. Go outside to run. I am a fully grown adult male but not a man. Used to have hobbies but I burnt out. High school dropout. Chronic masturbator. Virgin.
>>28583472
fat and disgusting, huh? why did you fall for her in the first place then? maybe her character is sweet? why not focus on that more?
>>28581031
nigga, chocolate milk must be drank cold; if you want a hot beverage, you drink hot cocoa. Are you some kind of savage?
>>28583623
>>28583212
Fuck the rules hot chocolate milk. is A LOT more delic than cocoa
>>28583590
she used to be very skinny and she wasn't as childish as she is now (guess it's that character everybody plays to get their mates) but now we just sit around complaining or even better, she sleeps in the living room and I sleep in the bedroom. it's a relationship that relies on simply being around each other.. because after every argument she comes to me a day or so later professing how much she loves me or doesn't wanna see me go. I got this shit on lockdown regardless
>>28581192
>married to a weeb girl
>drinking rum at 10:30am
living the dream, brobot
>>28582104
yo dog u can do it just keep shittin them appies
>>28583512
>Trying to get into weight lifting.
>High school dropout.
Lift weights and take online GED courses. Online courses are easy and you'll likely be able to complete them very fast. You can also buy some shitty weight set on Craigslist for like fifty bucks and work out without ever worrying about dropping speghetti in a crowded gym. I have no idea how old you are but if you're early 20s you'll thank me once you hit 30 and aren't a skeletonmode dropout like me.
>>28581967
lift dem big weights baby yeaah lightweight get huge
>>28583639
it sounds horrible
why does she even love you? are you handsome? because clearly youre not inteligent enough to get a normal life nor nice to act like a decent human being
>>28583745
I was told that I was very good looking by many girls and dated before her 9 women and had sex with them all.. even though I didn't lose my virginity til 19, you just gotta get inside people's heads it has nothing to do with intelligence. my only issues is I am bi-polar and really lazy
>>28582002
Uhh it is called misophonia
Well I'm 23 and I've never done taxes. I don't have a driving license (didn't finish it after getting the permit and haven't driven since). I live with my parents. I don't cook much. My room is a mess. I'm a virgin and I've never been on a date.
On the plus side, I'm about to graduate and am guaranteed a job.
>>28580960
>23, still live with folks
>wageslave 5 days a week, pay for community college and other personal spending
>parents pay cell phone bill, insurance, internet, etc
>will help out around the house if asked
>watch anime and own a few figurines
>as of recent (maybe half a year ago) I've been occasionally throwing shit fits while playing video games, though I think my anger stems from something other than the games
Idk I could be a lot worse but I'm not too happy where I am now
>>28583807
yeah, and also a fucking piece of garbage
Low Tier
>Live on my own
>In debt up to eyeballs
>Alright job but high bills and expensive hobbies
>Horrible at finance
>Dirty as fuck, hardly ever clean and house is cluttered with trash, bottles, and cans
>Bathroom is disgusting
>Smoke pot and drink everyday
>Not a manchild but definitely degenerate
>>28583971
she's ordering the pizza as I type this. stay mad
>>28581135
>19
>On own
>All day
How do you support yourself? Where do you even live?
>>28580960
>25
>still live with mom
>still obsessed over vidya/anime
>barely do chores when mom is around
but
>do chores when she isn't
>i'm paying to stay here
>have a job
>purchased all my music equipment + pc myself
i guess that if i had a gf or something i would drop the first half, but until then, i wont
>27
>Still do childish things like weird sounds and funny faces in the mirror (don't do these when anyone can see/hear though)
>Still have dumb teenager daydreams everyone else stops having
>Will scratch itches in public
>Live with parents that do everything
>Never had a job
>Kissless virgin
>Manchild hobbies
Pretty sure everyone in my family wishes I was dead.
>>28582213
Get the fuck off the board, roastie.
>>28582511
Similar to me
>neet
>khv
>20
>no friends
>can barely cook
>hardly leave the house
>can't iron clothes
>can't drive
>rarely do chores though I do offer to help
>anxiety
>depression
>seeing therapist
A-at least I'm not fat.
I've been posting on at least five boards for the last six years and just been dying to finally admit I'm not a NEET manchild
>senior at ivy league school
>sweet consulting gig at top tier firm after graduation making $106k/y
>sweet, beautiful girlfriend
>nice and /fit/
>have made $60k investing since I was 13
>popular
>good cook
>pay people to do my laundry
But I'm still 110% dead inside so this seems like the right place to spend my entire weekend
>>28582139
Oh my lord, I would marry you and pay all the bills, do you like harokuko mianga? its my favorite anime! I think you would like it
Dearest Stacy, do you accept me! I will always show my love and affection to you so you can love me too! okay?!
> just turned 20
> still live at home
> work part-time job
> go to community college
> learning to manage money better
> doing good at it
> bought my own phone
>paying own bill 55$ a mo.
> I guess I'm doing alright
>>28580960
I am 24. I moved out of my parent's house at 18, despite the fact that they allowed me to stay. I married last year, am currently at nightime school to get a higher education and am soon going to buy a house for my future family.
In my spare time I normally don't do much. If I feel the need, I go out and do some hiking or bushcrafting, build something in my woodshop or play some video games.
Now, how manchildish am I?
>>28585133
Same desu.
> 26
> Live with partner in a mortgaged property
> Cook pretty good if I may say so myself
> Job pays above the national average
> Working on /fit/, got a fitbit blaze recently and looking into Starting Strength 5x5
> Life's pretty sweet
I just come here for the britfeels and the luls
I'm almost full man. Barely any child left.
>21
>live by myself, support myself with all bills and insurances
>if I fuck up I can't move back home even if I wanted to
>401k already well underway and bank account maintaining savings rate of 40% of pay
>still post on 4chan
>still play videogames in my free time
>normalfags come out the woodwork to brag
>19
>bad anxiety, can't go outside
>on anti psychotics (olanzapine 7.5mg) for paranoia and delusions
>claiming PIP for autism, ESA for paranoia
>900 a month
>probably going to live with my parents until they die then kill myself
>cant cook
>shower every few months
>change clothes once a week
>can't even handle phoning the doctors etc.
I know anxiety's a meme illness, fuck off
>>28585443
have you tried wanking and sleeping better? I'm less anxious after a wank and good sleep
>>28585481
yes I have, also tried exposure therapy and correct hygiene, meds have been the only thing that's helped so far
>>28585186
Wow, this is exactly my situation except I turn 20 in 2 weeks
>>28585520
Maybe two wanks and double the sleep?
>>28581283
>>28581448
male version would be incubi
>>28580960
>20
>live with dad
>don't leave the apartment
>gave up on life when i was 12 and my dad has accepted that i'll never amount to anything
>no ambition whatsoever, simply exist to consume virtual hedonistic escapist entertainment
>don't help out in any way, have no income and entirely dependent on dads VA and SSI
>dad is the same as me but he is extremely religious and watches conspiracy theory videos all day and believes he is a prophet of the end times so he doesn't care that i'm a NEET since he thinks the world is ending, the only thing he talks about is conspiracy theories
>refuse to interact with any human being except my dad, cannot speak to other human beings anymore, never learned to drive, never finished school, never had friends, no life skills whatsoever, completely useless and dependent, rest of family saw me more like the family pet growing up since i never left my room or interacted with them and forgot I existed a long time ago
>full of self-loathing and crippling depression but know that i have no future and i am destined to be a subhuman manchild
>dad is also full of self-loathing and crippling depression, our apartment is a mess since neither of us do anything, my room is the only clean place in the whole apartment since i do nothing but use the internet and threw away all my other belongings, dad is a hoarder so the rest of the apartment looks like a garbage dump
>we're too lazy to do the dishes so we buy plastic utensils, plates and cups and only buy instant food
returning to reality is impossible at this point, not like i want to anyway, but this might just be even worse than the reality that i was running away from, i don't know anymore, i'm not happy either way i just exist in a stagnant state of melancholy and empty boredom
>21
>dropped out of school at 14
>NEET for long periods, but currently doing courses
>only go out 2 days a week
>no job ever
>living with parents
>Internet addicted
>anime/vidya
>hardly talk with anyone outside family for years besides some Internet friends but they all moved on
Relatively low-tier manchild
Manchild in the sense that:
>live with my parents
>rarely leave the house for social reasons
>no friends
>had the chance to move out of the house for university into halls (dorms?), however stayed at home with mommy instead :^)
>play way too much vidya in my spare time
However:
>at university in full time education
>part time job
>havebf
>have my driving test booked for august - have a car but no licence, so should be driving by the end of summer
>give my mom money towards the house (only 75 pounds a month but I am only in part time work.. better than nothing I guess, I pay for my own food - the only thing that I add to bills is gas/electric)
>pay for everything myself
>pay for my own food
>cook my own food and for my other half
>do my own laundry
All I need to do is move out really then I'd be set. But I refuse to waste money renting.. just gonna finish uni then get a mortgage.
>>28580960
You are literally me, only I'm 20 and do way more chores.
>25
>about to finish college
>never had a job, just NEET'd until 20
>parents pay my rent, food
>watch anime all day
>masturbate exclusively to children
>don't wake up until at least noon
Unless you're a NEET, I wouldn't really call anyone a full-blown manchild. If you've got a job or are studying, at least you're doing something with your life, regardless of living at home.
Having a girlfriend, a social circle, going to the gym or driving would boost yourself up a bit. But not being a NEET and/or having your own place - yeah you're not really an autistic manchild.
>>28581135
You are living the life friend, God bless
>>28585662
With a dad like that no wonder you ended up like this. At least you have an excuse though.
>18
>failing college
>live with parents (not really a bad thing at this age but I don't picture myself moving out in the next two years)
>never had a gf, KV
>4 whole friends, all male
>skinnyfat
>manlet
>lazy
>play guitar all the time but suck
>every girl I interact with either seems like they pity me or they seem annoyed and uncomfortable by my presence
>no job
I'm a manchild of big caliber
I also look really young even though I'm 23 maybe I'll become an adult by the time I hit my 30 or something
>>28586218
>implying you'll stop being a manchild at 30
>25
>never had a job
>haven't done anything since school ended
>can't cook or use various household appliances
>don't get dressed instead stay in PJ's all day or night depending on when I wake up
>have no form of income
>parents pay for everything and do all my shopping and look after me
>no friends
>up until leaving school mum used to wake me up every morning with breakfast in bed
>high sensitivity to noises
>when I brush my teeth I have to do it in the shower because I don't like the feel of it
>I made noises and wonder around on all fours sometimes (not a brony or furry)
>If I block the toilet I just leave it for someone else to clean up
>have meltdowns if something changes
>never buy them christmas or birthday gifts
>I do sometimes unload the dishwasher after its done washing though but only if everyone else has gone to bed
Probably mid-tier
>make mid five-figures but still live at home because I'm too lazy to move out
>pay for cell phone, insurance, gas myself
>spend most of my evenings after work on the computer
>am into vidya, comics etc.
>only have a couple friends and no romantic prospects
>don't cook for myself outside of heating frozen stuff up
>>28581135
Can you actually afford rent from welfare? Where do you live?
>>28586616
>rent
Silly wagecuck, all of my housing needs are paid for by the state.
>>28582224
>fucking hookers with your dads money
living the dream anon. I use backpage but can only afford it occasionally.
low to mid tier
>18
>high school drop out due to depression and anxiety
>living with grandparents, but only until i get a job and can get an apartment
>going to take community college courses and hopefully become a mechanic
>do my own cleaning
>shower daily and regularly shave
>have a few good friends but no gf
For those of you with a roommate how did you find one? I'd like to move out but have no friends to live with. Should I just try craigslist and hope I don't end up with a druggie or something?
>>28583970
You're not NEET at all..
If you don't hear it anywhere else, keep it up. You're working and studying so you're not a total loser like some of these motherfuckers lol.
I'm in the same boat. Full time work and student. Don't live at home but wish I did, so I could save some money. But we don't always get what we wish for, you know? Sometimes we gotta grab life by the balls.
I'm still a manchild, though. Love super hero movies, no gf.
>>28583701
8 scoops erry day
Nah not really, I just eat clean, cutting right now for summer. Not that it really matters because I dress modestly but I want to look better for my bf when the clothes come off.
>>28585004
>>Will scratch itches in public
What's wrong with that? Is there some unspoken normie code that I'm breaking every time I scratch myself in public?
