Well /pol/ I got fired today
>be team leader at Office depot
>Fiddling with the printer that's been acting fitty lately
>Hear a commotion over by one of the registers
>Run over and ask what the problem is
>Giant fucking niggeress screaming at my cashier
>Tell cashier to take a break I got this
>Ask the monkey what the problem is
>U DUN SOLD ME A BROKEN COMPUTERH I WAN A REFUND
>well miss im sorry to hear that. Can I see the computer in question
>Bitch takes out a fucking Ibook that's clearly been in a basement the past 10 years pic related
>Ask her when she got it
>I JUST BAGHT IT LAST WEEK
>Go through No recict no return standard bullshit.
>She starts screaming at me
>Politely smile and tell her to have an nice day
>2 hours later get a call from store owner
>Sheboon called the store and told the owner that I said "We don't serve niggers here"
>Laugh my ass off
>He's furious
>Explain my side of the story but boss not having it
At least I got tomorrow off
U got 2 b joking, this is dystopian.
>>28580589
Your word against a sheboon? The owner probably wanted to get rid of you anyway.
>>28580591
He didn't like anyone who wasn't a female
>>28580589
>Office depot
>Store owner
At least put some effort into it.
>>28580589
>Office depot
Those still exist?
>>28580589
Those mac laptops looked just like toilet seats, why the fuck did people buy them.
>>28580595
They were made for niggers because at the time niggers were complaining that all computers were white boxes.
>>28580592
You know what must be done, OP.
>>28580589
Can't you sue them? Do you have any witness? A security tape that could've recorded your lips?
It's pretty infuriating to read, can't tell how infuriating would be to live it.
>>28580589
This can't be true. I hope not. If so, we're more fucked than I originally thought.
>>28580589
It's called unfair dismissal. Sue.
>>28580589
I had a buddy with this exact laptop. His whole family was a mac family, and I remember asking him WTF he liked about those things, since you can't really do anything with them.
He basically just said he could do everything he needed with it.
I remember getting this weird, almost claustrophobic feeling using a mac... in the 90s, they just felt so completely walled off, and useless. It'd be like getting an empty win95 computer with no internet connection and being told to have fun with it... It just sits there, and you're basically limited to dicking around in word or playing solitaire.
I just remember wondering where all his software was, but he was just like "what do you mean, it's got a browser, and word processor, and screensavers?"
>>28580589
Do you have any security cameras that record audio there?
>>28580597
>to deliver one last package
>>28580596
Don't forget the master/slave controversy...
>>28580598
This OP. It's wrongful termination. If there's video evidence of the batch with an old clamshell mac, you have half of your proof. If any coworkers overheard, and they can vouch, you got some big bucks coming your way
>>28580590
This is 2016
>>28580589
You cannot got fired for that at OD unless someone else heard you say that. Contact HR. Your manager is a piece of shit if they're letting someone get over on you. They are a coward and should be helping you. I can help you HR phrasing if needed.
>>28580589
>Office Depot
>Fired for hearsay
>Implying any manager would be allowed to get away with giving you free workers comp like that
>Spoke to the owner of a Office Depot
Bullshit/10
>>28580593
Perhaps he meant the store manager
I thought I was gonna lose my job when an Angry black women started talking down to one of my cashiers once. Poor girl making minimum wage doesn't need to deal with some dumb bitch trying to scam us. So I told her to shut her loud ass up or she could leave. She went on called me a racist blah blah blah. I shut up as she quieted down and that was it. Dumb bitch had her children with her too. They'll grow up thinking it's ok to just call people racist when they tell you to stop screaming in a high tier/high traffic retail store. I expected to be fired (she tried..) or jumped leaving some night.
>>28580608
Retail managers, especially in chains like OD, can more or less get away with whatever they want if they know how to keep HR from having to deal with wrongful termination. I saw some very sketchy shit in retail from managers. Stories if you like.
>>28580611
go on
>>28580608
I got fired from a retail job over hearsay. It happens, wish I sued but I hated it there and had a better job offer i was interviewing for in a couple days so I just laughed and told them to fuck off because they wouldn't find a better guy to replace me.
Find a law jew and sue the shit out of the store.
>>28580592
Because he can pay them 77 cents on the dollar, amirite?
>>28580613
Chain managers only get away with what the people they abuse let them get away with.
Like >>28580611 said, by the time you've been at a store long enough for someone to want you fired you're probably too happy about not having to come back into work to take the proper steps.
>>28580601
This is the way I feel when I find people use their cellphones more and more for interacting with the world; Not just the internet. It's really jarring to think they're getting everything through a little screen they basically can't do anything with/to.
>>28580590
its the current year shitlord
>>28580592
Why didn't you MtF? You could be like pic related then.
>>28580600
america dont got that shit
>>28580601
>>28580617
Or you could just, you know, go outside.
>>28580589
i don't know how this shit can be real and you not hunt down and kill the bitch
>>28580589
>Tell cashier to take a break I got this
five lines in and I already identified your problem
>>28580612
When I first started with Best Buy some years ago, there was a dykey female manager that was one of the stores department managers. This lady always gave me a bad feeling, she seems chill and down to earth, but always gave me the feeling of being a conniving two-faced piece of trash. So she more or less knew there were changes coming to the structure of the stores, ours included, which would get rid of certain manager positions or move them. What she decided to do was get the stores General Manager (head dog) to transfer her from Best Buy to the Geek Squad manager, to avoid cuts in the rest of the store. We were growing and getting more cash for operations, so it was an obvious choice. Instead of just trying to transfer, she decides she must getr rid of my brand new "senior agent", a hard working, very smart, weird/goofy. black dude who had been working his ass off for the company for a few years. Because she was a manager she had access to all the time/labor information. She launched an attack on him, writing him up, hassling and putting un-needed duties on his shoulders. From there she proceeded to edit his punches and piled together other info to make it look like he was time stealing. Constantly doing nothing, but always knew every little thing that was going on in the store with labor allocation, vacation, pay, ect. Later on the bitch gets busted for steal cash, PCs, handing out deals on the sales floor and much much more. Tl:dr crooked dirty bitch for sure destroyed one guys life (maybe) and probably dozens of others.
>>28580624
holy fuck, what a bitch. it's terrible because these evil cunts are so vapid and stupid but when it comes to destroying the lives of someone they hate they're fucking machiavilli on adderall.
least she got dropped eventually tho
>>28580589
Seems too fabricated for /pol/
>>28580589
You should be able to collect unemployment. getting fired over that is sketchy as hell.
>>28580589
file counter suit against the store
use security footage
milk them for unemployment for 6 years
>>28580589
Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Id threaten action. Seriously.
>>28580589
You should call her a nigger for real. You already went down, you may as well deserve it.
>>28580591
probably this im afraid
>>28580589
Is this how you spend your life? Lying for attention?
>>28580597
DESIGNATED
SHITTTING
DESKS
>"i got fired for being racist but i wasn't. The sheboon monkey lied"
>>28580621
I could, can and do.
What're you trying to say to me?
Bad customer stories?
>Work in retail
>Really late at night
>Black guy comes running in just as we're about to close
>Needs number 34 formula for his kid
>Wasn't on the shelf
>Knew that we were literally the last place open
>Went and search through a 16 pallete load to find it for him
>Get it to him
>Registers are closed and deactivated, shop has been close for 19 minutes now
>I manually put it through a service register out the back for him
>His card gets declined
>Just because he has a kid with him, I pay for it (it was like 34 bucks, not that big a deal)
>He asks me if I'm heading back downtown
>Fucker needs a lift, but I give in because this dude was sort of like my father when I was young (just black)
>Tells me hes a mechanic from another state, lost alot of his certifications because the owner of the garage he worked in was doing dodgy stuff
>We strike up a conversation and I tell him about my windows not fully closing because of a broken motor
>Drop him off at his house
>He thanks me and tells me hes gonna repay me someday
>Literally comes to my work the next night and prys my car windows open
>Steals all of my CDs and breaks my ignition on ctv
>I drive an audi, its going to cost me $1500 to replace and recode the keys to a new ignition
The cops have told me that he has no money to pay me back with. And his welfare can not be distributed due to him having a kid.
Retail manager here. People do this shit all the time, no manager would ever fire an employee over a lone complaint, only when there is a pattern of complaints against one employee in particular would the matter even be on the radar. And I am in a "right to work" state.
Either OP is lying on the internet (gasp), or his /pol/-infected brain can no longer fake being nice to the customers and management started keeping a log.
>>28580636
Serves you right for trusting and empathizing with a nigger, moron.
>>28580624
>Geek Squad
Wtf is that?
>>28580589
The fuck is an ibook?
>>28580636
Shouldn't he go to like prison and like they give you the money and he should have to pay it back? Holy shit, do poor people get away with everything?
Also.
>Work for Office Depot.
>Put in so I can be off May 15th.
>It got approved on the 24th of April.
>Today they deleted it and moved my vacation day to next week.
>Now I have to call off and risk getting in trouble because they didn't even tell me and I found out only right before my shift ended today.
>Have all the prints of the approval and the edits they made.
>They totally just deleted my day off and weren't going to tell me.
>No call no show is grounds for instantly fired.
This is cancer. I have to call off and I'll get no pay for my vacation day.
>>28580589
>serving anegro without a witness to substantiate your story.
Clearly you never wanted this job anyway man.
>>28580638
>Looks closer
>sees flag
moron.
>>28580640
Old macbook back when Apple computers were competing with Compaq for the young hip cowd with fun colors and computers still used dial-up. Morrowind was mindblowingly pretty.
Well, fuck. I feel old.
>>28580637
This. My ex tried getting me fired by sending an email to the corporate HQ where I used to work, saying I threatened to kill her and some other bullshit. Owner tells store manager to ask me about it first, and my store managers first question was "Anyone out to get you lately?" and all I could think of was "well I broke up a few months ago." After that nothing happened and they encouraged me to press charges.
I didn't end up doing anything but I hear she's a heroin junkie and a prostitute now.
fake and gay
>>28580601
I had an even earlier version of those Apple computers and would play Wolfenstein, Prince of Persia, Bomber Man and a couple of other games on it. Shit wasn't cutting edge or anything but it still played decent games. I'd also browse the web on dial up through America Online.
>>28580636
Hahahahahaha
Burn the coal
>>28580647
right to work states can fire you without an excuse
>>28580595
Macs have always been shit.
>>28580589
>>be team leader at Office depot
I was gonna make a smartass comment, but I can't top that.
>>28580597
>Like a hippopotamus
I guess I got one.
>Be retail manager
>Two femnigs steal 6 bottles of alcohol
>One actually steals while the other has her kids cause ruckus and distract
>when the thief walks out, niglet has anti-theft item so it looks like the kid was just holding something that set it off.
>Retail sense is tingling
>Go outside and get plates
>Go look at cams and sees theft
>Call cops
>They got away
Fast forward a few months
>See two black women with niglets
>Same two dumb broads
>youactivatedmytrapcard.jpg
>call cops and let them know
>cops have three squads and 6 officers wait on the side of the building
>go out and point out their car
>go back in and watch cams with boss
>boss is incompetent with no tactical planning and walks out to look at them
>she walks back in the office, I call her an idiot because she will spook them
>spooks got spooked
>they leave without stealing
>they get arrested
>actual thief charged with shoplifting
>other nig comes back to return the birthday card she bought during her distraction
>calls us racists and says dindu shit like "nawt awl black bitchez look da sayme!"
>I am smiling and agree with her
>bitches her way out the door
Fast forward a few months when the court date is.
>She didn't show up to court and now has a warrant.
I can't wait to see them again.
>>28580636
People still steal CDs?
>>28580597
>Western females
>>28580654
Niggers really do need to be systematically executed or moved to back to Africa forcebly
>>28580655
>blacks
>people
Pick one
>>28580589
who the fuck greenlighted that design?
>>28580589
nice blogpost reddit
>>28580639
Low-tier, high-priced tech support
>>28580636
Similar story anon
>Working at woolies
>11 year old kid comes in to buy soft drink + cups
>I feel bad because he started crying because no money
>buy the stuff for him
>Next day see him smoking ciggs with a bunch of teenagers
>>28580605
If it's a right-to-work state, they can fire you for no reason, or any reason as long as it isn't b/c you're gay, a minority, or a woman.
>>28580589
Very progressive of your boss
>>28580642
Butt-hurt over the blocked merger, Office Depot is beginning to clean house before the inevitable demise of their archaic business model?
I just wish they'd resort to archaic ways of 'letting people go'.
>>28580658
KEK
Fair enough.
>>28580636
>be night MOD at Staples, in a ghetto location. Everything was boxed or at least spiderwrapped.
>see nigs come in and steal. They'll take anything.
>at the door as he is leaving.
>tell him to give it back before he leaves.
>immediate chimpout.
>expected that of course. I'd already called the cops.
>accusing me of being racist while calling me whitey and cracker, threatening me.
>mfw I'm Mediterranean and Asian.
>could have just walked away, I can't really stop him.
>keeps chimping.
>mfw the cops finally arrive.
>they search him and find the loot.
>he gets a trip to Club Chimp to eat free bologna sandwiches or whatever my tax dollars pay for zoo feed these days with his niggas for a while.
He could have just walked away but had to chimp out.
>mfw
Had another negro try to get me to open the glass case to hand him a SD card.
>asked him which kind he needed.
>"uhh, da kind for' da iPod"
>"iPods don't take SD cards, sir..."
>"uhh...."
>*smacks lips*
>*walks out*
>mfw once again
Shit happened every fucking day.
>>28580589
>acting fitty lately
That's what you get America, you have shitty employee-protecting laws, because of ''muh freedom''
This can not even happen in western Europe, they would need proof and first warning etc..
>>28580636
>Around blacks...
Stupid boss
>>28580669
>...never...
>>28580671
Syntax
>>28580589
cant you sue your boss for something like this? Is it not a free country
>>28580589
>this thread again
>which means if i was it twice today its probably been spammed everywhere
fuck you.
It seems like only a war will save the West.
If one of us doesn't start it, who will?
>>28580665
Pretty much.
>tfw worked retail for two companies as they were going out of business: Circuit City and Movie Gallery
Circuit City was really really fucking bad about that shit. Movie Gallery manager on the other hand was giving me and everyone else overtime hours because "we're all getting fired and bankruptcy will cover it"
>>28580589
I bet you wish you had surveillance cameras w/audio inside your store pointing at the cashiers desk don't you?
>>28580589
>No recict
It's called a receipt.
No wonder you got fired.
>>28580650
yeah bro. Happens in my state all the time. Especially retail jobs. Realistically the corporations want people to stay so they don't continually have to train people which costs a ton of money but also, they'll basically fire you on the drop of a dime. Especially for customer complaints or missing money or breaking expensive items
His story sounds legit. Customer complained about racist racism and the company let him go. My only problem would be if they talked about that publically to other employees or employers and my reputation get ruined. Then it can become a defamation thing.
>>28580667
>>28580654
>>28580642
>>28580636
this is egregious and it just demonstrates the need for bigger government welfare programs. these poor people are starved of opportunity. if only we dedicated more resources to rehabilitating them
>>28580679
>Realistically the corporations want people to stay so they don't continually have to train people which costs a ton of money
>retail needs training of any substantial amount
no you nigger, corporations love this because they pay peanuts and no one has other options, Especially low training jobs like retail
>>28580679
Depends on two variables.
1. Company
2. Store Management
Kroger is like that. Corporate doesn't get too involved with individual stores, so it depends on store management. Some stores will fire easily, others will keep employees around as long as possible. I've worked at both kinds.
There are things that we fire for on the spot (like theft) but otherwise it's very fucking hard to get people fired, and I'm a fucking manager (of sorts). Even I don't have firing ability, because there's a few fucktards I'd love to push out the door if I could.
But with retail, you're not getting good people most of the time, so you work with what you have.
>Live in good, white, rich neighborhood
>See black person walking down street
>Didn't call the police
>Police got him anyway
>>28580598
I'm wondering if he can bring a case against the woman for slander
>>28580597
>In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.
>>28580684
What will he get from this bitch? Half bottle of Aunt Jemima, a chicken fryer and some of her weave?
Not worth it.
>>28580681
In a way, grocery straining can cost us a lot of money. The actual training is inexpensive, but if the employee doesn't do their job properly, it can create lots of issues.
Give you a recent example which caused some massive changes. The meat department at our store wasn't doing their job. Not checking dates, not marking down items when they needed to. We were losing hundreds of dollars a week because of it. Major fucking problem.
Training, even for "low training jobs like retail", involves more than you think. For cashiers, example, they have to be trained to scan each individual item to not fuck up the computer counting system. It's a chain reaction and can cause a lot of problems.
Yes, pay isn't great but let me tell you, they are easy low stress jobs compared to others in the $1-2 per hour higher range and there is great opportunity for investment if you're not a dumb fuck.
I'm 27 and nearly fucking run an entire medium-sized store. Just got home a few hours ago.
>>28580686
i've never heard the "blacks love Aunt Jemima" thing
can you elaborate?
>>28580687
can you hire me? coloradoan
>>28580597
>that filename
I lost it.
>>28580687
It adds up over lots of time, and on a small scale, but not in a way the corperation would care
do you think the grocery corporations care one shit about your meat? they inject it with excess water so it weighs more and looks bigger, but when you cook it, it shrinks far more than it should
>>28580689
Too far away from me but if you're seriously interested. jobs.kroger.com and fill out an application.
As long as you can pass an oral drug test and don't have a lot of criminal shit, you're GTG. I'd avoid the specialty departments like meat and produce. Overnight stocking is good if you like working at night, Drug/GM is good for daytime.
PS: If you work at night, you get an extra 50 cents an hour.
>>28580691
Oh trust me, they care. They don't care about the "meat" but they care about the money. Then again, we gross over 100 billion dollars a year and are the second largest general retailer behind Wal-Mart. But they still care, enough to drive us insane throughout the year.
>>28580589
>Sheboon called the store and told the owner that I said "We don't serve niggers here"
>Laugh my ass off
You see the first thing you should have done was denied that accusation you fucking moron.
>>28580688
Have you ever had Aunt Jemima's syrup, fag? It's fucking delicious.
>>28580692
>PS: If you work at night, you get an extra 50 cents an hour.
I know I'm beating a dead horse but can people not see the collapse of the west when people are being incentivized with near irrelevant cents
>>28580589
Old pasta is old
Nice try though plenty of these fucking idiots have fallen for it
Just shows how newfags have taken over this sitr
>>28580695
You mean collapse in america
I earn an extra 150 quid for weekends
>>28580697
>thinks brit-bongistan is immune to global-corporatization
>thinks comparing additional rate to total sum is meaning full
enjoy sharia law and being bred out of existence you cucked fuck
Now you are free to get a minimum wage job at Papa John's. Enjoy your food stamps.
>>28580593
What is a franchise?
>>28580698
>getting this mad
Spout "S-Shariah law XD" all you want faggot
We still dont get fucked over by jew overlords like you losers
Hows the circumsised dick by the way weinstein?
>>28580589
>Laugh my ass off
THIS is where you fucked up my friend.
Your boss interpreted that as an admission of guilt, NO MATTER how much you denied it after that.
Let this be a lesson to you: If this shit happens to you in the future, the poker face goes on and fucking STAYS ON until things blow over. No matter HOW ridiculous and laughable the claim is.
>>28580701
>We still dont get fucked over by jew overlords like you losers
who do you think is causing / allowing the immigration?
>>28580636
You are one hell of a gulible idiot. You deserve this.
>used to work in a secondhand electronics store
>people can buy and sell all sorts of electronic devices, however it was mostly phones, computer, TV's..
>Nigger comes in and wants to sell 10 brand new cameras
>You don't need a receipt to sell to us, but we do require valid ID which we registre with the transaction
>I'm a bit suspicious, but proceed with the transaction, cause i'm able to give him next to nothing for these cameras, because he is desperate to sell
>we have a website where our goods get posted for online orders
>4 days pass and two officers come into the shop
>they've found the cameras on our website, checks the serial number on the cameras
>cameras stolen from another store
>Hand over all information on the nigger and they just drive out and arrest him
>they confiscate camera and we get court ordered refund from nigger
>forwhatpurpose.exe
>>28580692
Ooh! That's almost enough to cover my.....oh wait! That dosn't do shit!
Next time just return it... it's not your money.., but ask to see her ID, copy down the info. Wait two weeks and then go to the niggers house and exterminate them all.
>>28580589
You better be trolling, Or Office Depot Management is fucked for biting into this race bait.
>>28580663
>right to work
>can be fired for no reason unless you're a "minority"
I might not be the best English speaker but I understood that as everyone can get a job and has to be fired for a reason. Maybe I'm just not progressive enough?
I have a retail store story
>Working Nightfill at a Coles store in central WA
>Get a new store 2ic in
>He's from Adelaide
>Typical city boy
>5'6 60kg with a manicure
>Fucks with everyone's roster including mine, everybody is a bit pissy about that
>Clearly can't handle it when people tell him his ideas are bad
>Starts bitching at me that my boots are brown instead of black
>Tell him to get fucked and quit on the spot
>3 weeks later the entire store has gone to shit and there's nothing on the shelves because everybody got sick of him and quit
I got a call from the store manager of another Coles asking me to start there like 3 days after i finished up and ended up working with most of the people I'd worked with at the first store.
>>28580589
this is fake.
you fabricated this story
i refuse to believe it.
...
>>28580589
did they put it in writing?
either way, go see a lawyer who does no win no fee
>>28580595
They didnt
>>28580589
Come on dude bring a lawsuit against your boss and the company. Are you a veteran?
You sue for a couple million dollars, and after a year or two of court action they might settle on you.
Right now, write down by memory the entire dialogue you had with the sheboo-- (excuse me, the 'customer' who tried to make a nonsense return) and the entire dialogue you had with your boss, where you explained the entire truth, then how you were fired unjustly. Do it dude, by the time the lawsuit is winding its way along Trump might be president too.
>>28580636
Around blacks never relax.
You relaxed
>>28580589
Sounds like you have a lawsuit on your hands, and will not have to work for much longer.
You cannot be fired without proofs. The burden of proof is on the accuser.
>>28580589
>not turning your phone recorder on before you deal with an irate customer
dun goofd
>>28580634
>I got fired for allegedly actually breaking the law by saying "we don't serve niggers"
>>28580589
If you were union, you would still have a job.
Keep voting Republican, idiot nigger.
>>28580655
Niggers do.
Those savages are still on Myspace for fuck's sake.
>>28580589
Maybe you should tell us what really happened, Adolf
>>28580646
If OP isn't lying, the nigger was accusing him of breaking a law by refusing to serve someone on the basis of race, and since it didn't get served, to the boss it probably seemed plausible. This is why that amendment is so dumb
>>28580636
>really late at night
>black guy comes in
I swear back in my retail days every store this happened every night. Not even the same guy. It's the only instance where I've ever seen
AYO
*SMACKS LIPS*
AY YOU FINA
*GRABS DICK*
Stuff in real life.
>>28580719
>no source
We had this thread earlier. It was fun btfoing retards who man-made climate change don't real, but this claim is equally as stupid.
>>28580589
That would only happen in america, shame you have such terrible labour lawds
>>28580589
>>Laugh my ass off
This was your mistake.
Secondly, if you have any friends there, ask them to talk to the owner and back up your side of the story
>>28580719
> footnote: including social scientists
>>28580688
It was probably just a joke, nerd
>>28580688
It is cheap, fake and sugary.
I really just took a guess.
>>28580693
Pretty sure he was laughing in the incredulity of it all
>>28580719
>source: my feelings.
>>28580724
Don't start, you dumb cunt
>>28580724
>>28580727
>Ben Carson
All the Republicans who claim they are Republican are mentally retarded, and are the subjects of ridicule by actual accredited scientists.
Prove me wrong by naming ONE who isn't.
I'll wait.
>>28580589
>>28580589
Now I'm going to get the names of every nigger I encounter in life while they are 'working' and call their boss, pose as a hispanic over the phone, and say that the nigger was very rude and racist to me and called me a spic or a wetback
I'm going to war with niggers, and they are going to feel my wrath
>>28580730
Jesus, /pol/ really does take such a plunge in the summer months.
An entire thread kicked off by a completely invented story about work by a kid several years shy of the minimum US working age and consisting of deadly-serious replies by other junior high school kids.
Does the fact that this child doesn't know how to spell the word "receipt" not tip you off to the fact that the only position of authority he has ever been in is, at best, hall monitor?
Oh sorry, my bad, of course not, because you are all still in Third Grade Remedial Spelling class yourselves, aren't you?
"Laughing in the incredulity of it all....."
Please, little one, just keep your hands away from the keyboard and concentrate on your homework assignments.
>>28580734
Word of moot: traffic doesn't increase during summer
you're the only plunge in this thread
fuck off
>>28580720
>Myspace
That's pretty savage...
>>28580663
Not exactly.
If you have written or implied job security, and you're fired for reasons such as hearsay, you can sue.
>>28580731
I can and will start, faggot.
>>28580732
First provide a source for the claim.
>>28580735
>believing jewt
I've literally never gone a week without getting another job.
WHO gives a shit about your dumb story OP?
Babby's first job loss? Jesus Christ I'm sick of these personal blogs, take it to fucking R9K
>>28580589
fake story
you are a cia plant trying to brainwash pol into checking themselves lest they wreck themselves to help enable the SJW takeover
Not happening
If this were true you would be telling us how you are suing for wrongful dismissal and how much money you are going to get from it
>>28580740
The thing that kills me about these posts in greentext by 13-year-olds that begin
>be me
is that the junior high school kids who write them look on themselves as edgier and more rebellious than the "normies" because they post on /pol/ ("look at me Mommy, I'm an Alt Right Nazi racist!").
They seem not to notice that their ">be me" stories conform slavishly to a set of rules and conventions.
">be me" sounds so fucking affected and mannered by me. The little "meme-er" trying to signal to his buddies that he is "in the know".
If you ARE going to tell some bullshit story about your life, why not just begin with "I"?
>>28580636
>letting a nigger in your car
you should be lucky youre not dead you stupid motherfucker
>>28580742
it's a bad meme that started a couple years ago
now people do it because they think that's how greentext works
>>28580735
whos moot
>>28580744
Ironical, eh?
Memes are the epitome of the herd mentality.
And they are adulated here on /pol/ which is supposed to pride itself on thinking against the herd...
>>28580745
See. Clearly Moot was right about the summer bringing no influx of summerfags (who, for example, don't know who Moot is).
>>28580747
>falling for the obvious bait
seriously you are the only plunge here
fuck off
>>28580589
If he fired you over something you didn't do that happened at a register so it was on camera, then take his ass to court and own 70% of his property.
>>28580589
>>28580748
Another thing summerfags haven't learnt yet: no single instance of the use of irony has EVER been detected in Australia. An Australian post is NEVER bait. It is ALWAYS straight-up, literal, non-ironic, beer-swilling, sheep-fucking ignorance.
You need to go back.
>>28580751
nice recovery
your legs didn't break on that landing at all
>>28580636
are you retarded?
>>28580752
Yeah. My bad. I realize now that the guy who posted that was an experienced, subtle, /pol/ and 4chan "insider" and could have retorted at any point "Hah! I was only PRETENDING to be retarded!" which, of course, would have taken me by surprise and disarmed me because no one has ever done THAT before, right?
No but seriously, you DO need to go back, kid...
>>28580601
>I remember getting this weird, almost claustrophobic feeling using a mac... in the 90s, they just felt so completely walled off, and useless. It'd be like getting an empty win95 computer with no internet connection and being told to have fun with it... It just sits there, and you're basically limited to dicking around in word or playing solitaire.
literally what happens when my internet connection dies
>>28580754
No need to pull a rabbit out of your anus, on my account, frenchie.
YOU where only pretending to be retarded, because the " literal, non-ironic, beer-swilling, sheep-fucking ignorant" is sitting back and watching you flail about in your own feces.
Tell us who the sheboon is and justice will be done
>>28580589
Can you sue ?
>>28580756
Yes. My only comfort right now is that, since both of you are 12 years old, neither of you can spell 'faeces'.
>be team leader at Office depot
stopped reading here
>>28580759
you are actually retarded enough to think there is one spelling of a word while communicating across the fucking globe
seriously kill yourself
>>28580758
I believe the US legal system does not permit suits for damages based entirely on clumsy attempts at fiction composed by 12-year-olds to impress their peers on anime image boards.
But I may be wrong.
These days anything is possible.
>>28580589
FAKE!
>>28580762
>I can't read thread id's
>every one is 12
>damage control
you have all the flags for autism
>>28580590
This happens a lot.
Re: Marcus Smart & Texas Tech
>>28580589
sounds like you got cucked because you're a massive faggot. Try to not be a dumb fucking poor trash shithead you stupid fucking asshole.
>>28580593
Yeah, I agree. OP probably has a history of being abusive to unreasonable customers which is a lose lose situation. Plus the story is fucking fake.
>>28580595
Gay people love toilet sex references.
>>28580597
fake of course
>>28580594
They were about to be bought out by Staples I think.
I'm just pissed that they bought out OfficeMax. In my city we don't have Staples so the only two choices were Officemax and Office Depot. Max was the superior company.
>Store owner
>not red pilled on shit skins
unbelievable
>>28580589
You laughed. Never laugh. Always show the utmost concern for the bottom line and the PR of the business.
>>28580719
Yeah for the low low price of 20% of every pay check he can keep his now shittier than before job. Nice logic libtard, you know that union stores purposely keep you part time so you pay for their benefits and retirement while reaping nothing other than "oh well u cant get fired here is another $5 for a great hour of work"
>>28580713
Underrated post
>>28580595
Oldfag here.
I stole mines from work nigga.
It was Orange and sold for like $3500 at the time.
>>28580589
Fake and gay.
If you posted in this thread with triplesaging it, you are a naive faggot that isn't really even worthy to be posting here yet.
>>28580589
>Working at Office Depot
>A shit service industry job that requires no education
>Calls customer in his head "A monkey"
>Posts on /pol/ and is incredibly racist
>"Bitch"
>Sheboon
>Boss calls, "laugh my ass off" when the boss calls
You sound like a fucking dumbass piece of shit who is incredibly unprofessional.
>>28580776
He probably shouldn't have laughed at the boss, but everything else has nothing to do with being professional.
>>28580663
Holy shit, your gif just gave me the rage of a fucking billion suns.
>>28580611
I went through the opposite. I had a retail job in high school/college and I got fired because of some actual stats (I slacked and skipped work which led to poor sales per hour). My boss and HR did their best to not fire me any time I did stupid shit because they loved me, but this was an automatically generated computer thing. When they called me into their office, they were literally crying when they had to tell me I was fired. I told them it wasn't their fault and not to worry about it (I was about to finish college anyways and start real work) and then I just went back out to the sales floor to tell my buddies, who then immediately ignored the customers they were talking to so they could come tell me goodbye and hug it out.
Then they all quit a couple months later because they were bored without me. Easily the most fun job I've ever had.
THANK YOU BASED MOD
Why the fuck would he move it to /r9k/ and not /b/ ? r9k is nice and all but i hate reading about the babies that hate women 24/7 because whatever reason they have. They're so depressing and annoying. I'm going back to /pol/
>well /pol/
>/pol/
>proceeds to post thread to /r9k/
>all these retards believing OP's tall tale
Based negress
Sue your company.
>>28580591
Honestly it's probably this OP, if you explained how she brought in a fucking iBook and he still didn't buy your side you might have been a shitty employee.
>>28580740
>take it to fucking R9K
Look at what board you're on, dumbass
>>28581752
"Dumbass"?! Well, I never!
>>28580589
You laughed at it like a fucking edgelord. Of course you'd get fired.
>>28580597
This isn't real you fucking idiots.
>>28582111
You were hostile to the OP. There was no reason to be so mean.
>>28582459
There's no reason for your mother to be a cunt either, but, well...
>>28582459
Your mother's a cunt, is what I'm saying.
>>28582579
>>28582488
She really is though. I haven't seen her since I was 17.
>>28582588
Penis, butt, pussy.
Penis, butt, pussy.
Penis, butt, penis, butt, penis, butt, pussy.
>>28580665
Funny to see this graph. My delusional retarded mom always tells me about how she's gonna get a sales position with this company starting her 60,000 a year.
>I fucking hate my retarded mooching mom.
as someone who worked at a office depot's chief competitor i can tell you these story is fake.
>>28580776
>2016
>NOT being racist
who is the real dumbass here
>>28581506
The thread was moved you weetod.
I'm kind of thankful I live in a smallish city in canada. Only black people around here are exchange students from well-off families in african countries and are all pretty normal. Even they think north american black culture is crazy weird.
Worst I have to deal with is retarded hillbillies that sometimes manage to make their way out of the woods every now and then.
