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Can women really sense if you're a chronic masturbator?
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Can women really sense if you're a chronic masturbator?
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>>28580286
Define "chronic"
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>>28580301
fap more than twice a week
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>>28580286
Nope, women don't even "think" about you unless you're an alpha or black
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What qualifies being a chronic masturbator?

I started masturbating at age 5, so I dunno
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Yes, they can also sense if you're a virgin.
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how long does it take a woman to realise you're beta

like how many words into the convesration
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>>28580349
I'm a man but I can detect if another guy is a beta in about one sentence
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>>28580302
>more than twice a week
Christ, on average I fap twice a day, once in the morning once at night.
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>>28580286
Yes, they can smell the semen on you.
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pheromones.


not sure how true this is remember tho excessive jerking can also effect mood and yer body language also cum smell lol
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>>28580286
Why women always give me this look?
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What exactly is a "chronic masturbater"?
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>>28580309
>bIack meme
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>>28580448
What I wouldn't give to get a woman to emote with me even in that way.
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>>28580395
Really? Can you give an example?
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>>28581019
tone and speech
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>>28581073
That's all it takes to determine a beta? Damn
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>>28581019
If you don't fulfil the following criteria:
>talk louder than necessary but not autistic loud
>act friendly but try to belittle me in subtle ways
>keep an eye out for attractive women in the room
>interrupt people
then you're probably not a Chad. There are other factors but they're kind of hard to describe.
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>>28581161
I fit most of these criteria righteous
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>>28581161
>being a fucking asshole is alpha

inb4 beta detected
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>>28580483
somebody that masturbates while watching chronicles of narnia
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>>28581361
Kelerino
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>>28581344
The men I know who get the most pussy all share these characteristics. Women instinctively think douchebaggery is confidence and confidence is one of the sexiest qualities a man can have. Whether you accept it or not is up to you.
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>>28580412
>not fapping at least thrice and hour

are you some kind of pleb?
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>>28581501
>Not fapping thrice per second
>mfw
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>>28580309
>women love black guys meme
Stop
t. 27 yo khhv blackbot
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>>28581161
>>keep an eye out for attractive women in the room
Lol, so a pussy pedestaling faggot or date rapist isn't beta?
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>>28581736
>pussy pedestaling faggot
The pussy pedestaling faggot will simply stare at them from a distance, Chad will ditch you the moment he thinks he can chat up a girl instead. And the date rapist isn't a beta, no.
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>>28580434
pfftt

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA
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>>28580286
Yeah we usually can by his personality
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>>28581636
Are poeple even not doing that? Never herd of such disturbing and abnormal behaviour.
My father tried to teach me 4/s but I couldn't keep up with him.
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>>28581858
Literally the stupidest namefag in history.
You have defining trait other than being short.
You're so desperate for attention, yet you're too fucking stupid to figure out how a tripcode works.

I hope you get raped btw
Fuck off
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>>28581920
but she does have a tripcode. uh oh. did you make a uh oh?
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>>28581969
I have trips filtered on my browser, so all I see are names if I unhide the post
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Are you dumb or just really fucking autist
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>>28580784
I teared up reading that honestly, I know that feel
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