>tfw no big lipped bf ;-;
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>tfw no big lipped bf;-;
>tfw big lips
>tfw long eyelashes
>tfw upwards pointed feminine nose
>tfw wide gorilla face
>tfw neanderthal eyebrows
>tfw big chin
I'm what happens when you slap together very feminine and very masculine features...on a man.
>>28579698
Post face, anon. You sound attractive
>>28579698
I'd like us to slap our masculine features together, if you know what I mean.
>>28579765
Maybe a little oil... Masculine features, together?sorry
>tfw no big chinned gf
>tfw i'm more attractive to guys than girls because of my big lips
is my sole purpose in life to suck anon's dick?
>>28579698
>>28579899
i know that feel robots;_;
oregano
>>28579698
lmao you sound like a fucking mongoloid
>>28579698
Well if you get the right combination you can end up looking like a model.
Wrong combination, and you look like Conan O'Brien.
>>28579698
>tfw big lips narrower than pupils
>tfw thinning eyelashes
>tfw big masculine nose
>tfw tall and wide face
>tfw frown, middlesex eyebrows with hooded eyes/protruding brow
>tfw strong jaw, small pointed chin
You're like a better me, envy you anon.
Having big full lips is a curse.
>tfw thin lips
>>28579667
I have big lips, what should I do now?
I used to think I had big lips, but after someone pointed it out on a face thread I think it's just my lower jaw jutting out. Used to have a bad underbite when I was little.
>>28579667
>tfw huge lips
>look like a male version of SyrianGirl
big lips > no lips
>>28582274
Suck benis :DDDD
>>28582274
>what should I do now?
date me?
The fuck? Big lips are attractive?
I always thought big lips looked like you sucked dick or something
>>28582210
Must be hard to coerce underaged attentionwhore roasties with them, mirite?
>>28579698
>tfw big lips
>tfw long eyelashes
>tfw nose like op
>tfw5'5''
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>28582679
PICS!
67895
>>28582797
dunno but they are to me. pretty sexy desu
>>28582797
>big lips
it's not big lips, it's full lips.
>>28582679
Pls become trap version of SyrianGirl
>>28582799
i was there for that and doj did literally nothing wrong and if you think he did you need to go back to tumblr
i don't even give a shit about the tripfag but i will fight you on this, pal
No, big lips are really shitty. They always get chapped and peel, no matter how much lip balm you put on. It's fucking gross man. I would get lip reduction surgery if they had that.
>>28582982
Doj sans trip detected
>>28583000
speak for yourself, my lips are just fine.
except after i eat too much salted sunflower seeds, then my lips get swollen up and blue from all the salt lol.
>>28582972
>implying S"G" isn't a trap himself
Lel.
>>28583041
Where do you live? I live in a really dry place with dry winters. That shit fucks your lips up, man. It's not as bad in the summer, but it's still really dry.
>>28582799
I actually tend to not show myself to others. I'm pretty selfconscious about my lips.
daily reminder: roasties only like bizarre traits if they're on CHAD
>>28583570
This is true.
I have naturally pink plump symmetrical lips and I've never had a girl compliment me for them.
>>28579667
My lips are full, but they're very, very chapped, dry and faded. A few years ago, everybody would tell me they were jealous of my healthy, full rosy lips and now I have the lips of a cancer patient. No matter how much I drink water and wear lip balm they only seem to get worse. I never bite or lick my lips. I don't know why it happened. Does anybody have an advice?
>>28583624
One okay trait on a face that is otherwise complete shit doesn't make up for the rest.
It's like those fat ugly bitches who say they have a huge tits and ass. Yeah but look at the fucking rest of you
>>28583647
Try some of this shit. It doesn't completely fix the problem, but it helps more than lip balm.
>>28579698
>tfw big lips
>tfw long eyelashes
>tfw upwards pointed feminine nose
>tfw face long as a horse
>tfw hair is diffusely thin
>tfw long ass chin
I have really thick lips but my face is pure neanderthal so it just fucks up my entire profile. I have to stick my chin out for it to look even remotely normal.
The one advantage of my mouth is that I have a bad overbite so my front teeth won't shatter into a million pieces if I ever get uppercut lel
>>28583647
Go see a doctor tbhfamalam
>>28583000
My ex had this problem. Felt bad for her.
Big lips are attractive..........on women. Masculine looking men have average/thin lips. That is one feature of my face I am glad I have.
>>28583000
>>28583647
sleep with lanolin lip balm on, works so well. I recommend carmex
>tfw unoriginal comment
>>28584914
Lose some weight you fucking fatass
If you've got chap lips literally all you need to do is drink water and avoid all chapstick, which s designed to make the problem worse
Does anyone else find the thought of kissing a guy gross. Heterosexual kissing in porn triggers me because it looks wrong
>>28579667
Is that Angel Clare?
>>28585692
Kissing guys is a lot better than girls, they make all sorts of cute noises.
>>28579667
I love full lips like his, they make mine feel small and cute.
>no full lipped handsome bf ;.;
Also guys exfoliate your lips occasionally and after washing your face seal your lips with Vaseline at night.
