>tfw take a shit
>tfw wipe my butthole until no more poop comes on the toilet paper
>go sit down
>take a shower later
>skid marks on my undies
WHAT THE FUCK
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>28579332
you might have a leaky bottom op
>>28579472
No I don't my good sir/ma'am
>tfw you take a shit so thick you ejaculate a little
>>28579597
hmm... is mommy wiping you properly or is she only doing a half-assed job?
>tfw take a shit 1fast5you
>tfw blood came out
>>28579748
I think it's just the herrmoids you got
>>28579332
Try wiping the insides of each cheek too noob
>liquid shit drips out of my ass when i'm done shitting now
>>28579799
Maybe if you weren't a faggot that wouldn't have happened
I never have anywhere to discuss this, but does anyone else have really large shits? Mine are way bigger than dicks - regularly over 8 inches and thick.
>>28579825
but i'm not even gay
>tfw perfect diet with lots of fiber
>feel when having complete bowel movements
>never have to wipe
>just wipe once to check, but nothing is ever on the toilet paper
Maybe you guys need to stop eating shit diets and learn to listen to your body better.
>>28579853
Eat healthier anon. It will make you feel better.
>>28579847
Start taking more shits. You likely have a megacolon by now. Also, stop taking dick in your ass. Megacolon is a common consequence of anal sex.
>>28579945
Can't take more shits. I've always dealt with chronic constipation. Also never taken a dick in my ass. I'm a kv robot.
>>28579332
i'm 33 and every few years or so i discover a new area around my anus that i hadn't been considering before. i never got skiddies before but i'm enriched by each new area of possible fecal accumulation that i discover. never stop learning. there's an area you're missing. dig around, you'll find it. good luck.
>>28579971
>chronic constipation
More fiber and water. If that doesn't work, then get a stool softener. If you use any opioids or opioid-rwceptor acting drugs, stop. And finally, stop sticking things up your ass.
>>28580023
Already tried that. Doctor said it's not that rare and not much to worry about since it doesn't cause me any discomfort. I don't stick things up my ass, but you seem to be highly fixated on that.
>>28580050
you seem extra ready to accuse others of being fixated on auto-anal penetration.
>>28580082
Now we've moved onto auto-anal penetration? What does that entail?
>>28580118
you put things en your tail
I take the nastiest shits and barely wipe and have never had skidmarks, maybe god hates you or something idk lol :)
>>28580151
No, he sticks things up his ass but doesn't want to admit to it. His anus muscles are weak due to it and he can't feel correctly if he's had a complete bowel movement. Many women who do anal regularly and faggots have the same problem.
>>28580232
>tfw faggot that often gets fucked two times a day and never has any problems with shitting
Contrary to your bro science, muscles don't get weaker by using them.
>>28580263
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0VD2RH
http://www.webmd.com/sex/anal-sex-health-concerns
https://books.google.com/books?id=XuGdAgAAQBAJ&pg=PA588#v=onepage&q&f=false
http://m.medicalxpress.com/news/2016-02-anal-sex-linked-incontinence-males.html
http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2016/03/what-you-dont-know-about-anal-sex-a-gastroenterologist-explains.html
Yeah. About that "broscience"...you might want to actually do research instead of relying on anecdotal accounts. You anus does get weaker and any time anal is preformed, you cause tears in the sigmoid colon. Though evety once in awhile is harmless since it does heal, repeated trauma can cause a lot of harm.
Also, protip: it catches up to you in your 40's. Enjoy wearing diapers in your 40's.
>>28580456
HAVING HOMOSEXUAL BUTTSEX IS GOOD FOR YOUR SPHINCTER I SWEAR
>>28580574
The ratio of anal sex among straight vs homosexual couples has straight couples performing anal more often. Homosexuals usually enjoy oral sex more, even among lesbians.
>>28580829
Wow! Even lesbians? You mean even lesbians have oral sex more often than they put their penises into each other's anuses? That's really hard to believe!
sorry about your frustrating poops op :(
