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When you finally see your bf's 4 inch dick
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>>28579206
You don't deserve a good man and good things in life
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cool story now suck that ween
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>When you finally see your gf's 4 inch dick
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Op here I'm not a size queen ok but 4 inches is too small. And he is not even girthy.Fuck off you bitter virgins I'm glad most of you will commit suicide
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>>28579206

>when your gf takes her makeup off and she goes from a 7/10 to a 3/10
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>>28579452
You're sooo my type. I bet you're tomboyish too.
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>>28579452
>i'm not a size queen
>4 inches is too small
Are you a virgin that watches a lot of porn ? Do you know what the g spot and clit is ?
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>>28579493
Lol, disgusting roasties btfo. Gender war when?
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>>28579452
This can't be you. I mean, you can't be ugly AND size queen. If you're below standard, you can't have a high standard on men...
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>>28579206
Disgusting roastie whore. Social degree war when ?
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Reply, you coward. You're the antagonist here, you're the bad person. Prove us wrong. Please ditch your bf, you don't love him. Before it's too late, before you cheat on him. no more men being hurt by women again, please. It's your instinctive nature to hurt men, yes, all of you.
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Thats not me. Do you honestly think I would my photo on 4chan of all places. Hell no! And I'm not ugly, kinda look like pic related. And I don't have high standard. I like the guy and want to make it work. Its just that he said his dick and I was like okay. Then when I saw it, I was taken back abit. I honestly thought he was joking. He is kinda overweight. Maybe losing fat around that area may. He is a robot but not as insufferable as most of you here.
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>>28579910
>kinda look like pic related
no, you don't
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>>28579910
Ugh one more normie roastie. You don't sound noble at all. However noble you might be, being disappointed by penis size is enough to make you an evil person. And it's 4 inches, it's not that small, you finger is shorter than that and i believe it feels amazing when you masturbate, right ? I thought all of you were like angels and like, into emotional and deep shit, very sweet human being with pure good heart. I was wrong. I wonder what happened to western civilization that their women turned to demonic sluts in this modern age.
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>>28579206
>please help me
You're a woman, hurting a man as usual, and asking for help from a board that is filled with women-hating men ?
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>>28579910
I want to know what the guy making these posts looks like
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>>28580205
i have it on good authority that OP is pic related
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What the hell is wrong with all of you here? How am I a roastie whore? Its not like I was making fun of the guy. All I said i was shocked to see a penis that small. Some of you here have some serious fucking problems. When you parents see you hunched over your computer screens all day. You don't think that makes them sad. They probably break down in tears when you not around. They want the best for you, atleast try and be a decent human being. You want friends and you want us girls to interested in you but you treat people like shit. I understand being bullied, kids made fun of me in high school. But after high school I slowly started improving myself. For me not anyone else. Thats why I with this guy he's a robot and I want to help him.
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>>28580839
Shut up, Morgan Freeman.
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>>28580839
Doesn't matter how succesful i am if i have a small penis, if girls are disappointed with my penis, if i'm not manly and masculine in their eyes. And i don't care about future or my parents. It's irrelevant, we're talking about penis size here. And 4 inches is not that bad, you virgin. G spot is less than 4 inches. I guarantee you, there will be 3 possible scenarios :
1. You'll break up with him because you want your sex life to be like the porn you watched
2. You'll cheat on him
3. You'll not gonna do 1 and 2 but you'll be very unhappy as fuck. Because delusional expectations.
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>>28580839
Doesn't matter however nice we treat you, however great we're doing life, if the penis is 4 inches, we as a man wouldn't be worth it. Just like another useless garbage. Thanks, women.
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Bitch don't run away. We have to clear things like these up. This has to finish with a conclusion and solution.
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this might help but i don't think you're going to like it. mine is 4.5 inches. a girl came onto me heavily and we ended up being physical. it continued and we got really close. a few months in she admitted to me that after she saw it for the first time, she went around to some of our friends and made fun of it. we eventually developed a boyfriend/girlfriend dynamic, but it was a while before we made it official. she would call every day and we'd talk for hours, and every day she would tell me she loved me. sometimes she told me she was in love with me. we did all the relationship stuff, went on dates, vacations, romantic gifts, pet names all that. we talked about our long-term future. but often she would get really frustrated with me over little things and just berate me to an absurd degree, just saying horrible things. she'd always apologize, and once when we were talking about it she said that if i had a bigger penis i'd satisfy her more and she wouldn't get so frustrated. most of the time i just ate her out, which she loved and thought i was really good at. every so often she would get really cold and dump me, but then come back a few weeks/months later, crying about how in love with me she was. one day we were joking around about stuff and she mentioned that she wanted a boyfriend she could joke around with in the same way. i asked her what about me? she got really cold and said that i could never be her boyfriend, that i was gentle with her and handsome, but i was turning her into a slut because i gave her the emotional side of a relationship while she got the physical side elsewhere. i knew she was with other guys every time she broke up with me, but i didn't realize how many other guys there were when we were together. and i wasn't being delusional, she legitimately spelled out her romantic interest in me all the time. she yawned out "sorry" and i said "it's ok" and i never saw her again....
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>>28581529
... thing is, she had the same kind thoughts for me that you have for your guy. she really wanted to believe she was a good person, and i think she legitimately is. she does things for people all the time, volunteers and everything, people love her. but having to deal with my inadequate penis drove her crazy. if you're for real, and you're coming in here asking for help about it already, seems like you're following the same pattern we did. if he's a "robot" then you're kind of in here talking to his "friends" about how little his dick is. i don't share the woman-hate of most people here, and i don't think you're a "roastie" or a "size queen" or even a bad person at all, but i'm warning you that i've been in his shoes and i've seen what this situation can do to an otherwise kind and considerate woman like you seem to be.
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>>28581529
Sounds like 99% of all straight women.
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If below 5 inches is useless, then why are some people still born with it ? It doesn't make sense. It should work, it's supposed to work and be functional. What's the point of living if we fail to perform one of our main job in this world as a man ? This thing really frustrates me. I used to be very passionate and visionary about things. I'm not anymore. What's the point ? I have a small dick. However successful i might be, i'll always be sad and lonely. Angry about myself, hate myself, envy other men, etc.. Being gay is literally life in easy and fun mode, it's just that i'm not gay.
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No I'm still here. But I'm getting called roastie whore for no reason. I didn't have sex with him but I did give him a handjob. We will make the sex work,.definitely will try. There are some women who wouldn't mind what size you are. Sex is important but a relationship is complex. It involves alot more effort in all areas to make the relationship work. So robots who are sweet and caring like my bf. Don't lose hope.
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>>28581826

>>28581529
>>28581590
here

i don't think you're a roastie whore, and i don't have a problem with women, but you're wrong. i've lost hope for very legitimate reasons, and those like me should too.
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>>28579910
>implying pic related is good looking.
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>>28581826
You can not make fun of his small dick, it is not okay. They are calling you a whore because you are acting like you need somthing bigger which would mean lots of sex in your past.
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>>28581892
Hitting on women is very risky when you're small. Better not risk it, because it's penis size, it's very sensitive and the pain will last a loong time. Insult a man about his penis size, and you will change him forever. Better not risk it, i started to see women as just not compatible for me. They're like new software that requires new OS and i'm like an unupgradable OS. All women dislikes small penis, that's just the true nature of them. They're all trap when you're small.
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>>28581991
it wasn't about my fee fees getting hurt, it was about the crumbling of a relationship.
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>>28582044
It's a bit of both. Don't expect a good relationship with a woman if you're small.
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>>28582140
yes i know, that's what i've been saying.
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>>28582140
>>28582211

So should they kill themselves then? Like grow up.
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>>28582232
Yes. If you're below 8" you might as well kill yourself and save the gene pool from your baby dick genetics. Not like you'll get laid with a baby dick anyways.
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>>28582232
>>28582249
no need for suicide, that's ridiculous. i just don't date, i get asked about it like twice a year and i just shrug and that's good enough for whoever wants to know. hope they think i'm gay and not a kid diddler.
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>>28582232
Isn't that what women want anyway ? Or at least something you don't care about. Are you the OP ? The OP clearly implied that having a slightly below average penis is not good. Vey clear that the OP is on the opposite side, she's not on our side. She wants us to just be happy getting our women being fucked by other men.
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Look I feel sorry some of you that have a small penis. And in hindsight making this thread was a mistake. I apologize. But its not the end of the world. Do you think only guys who have a average penis get married. No obviously. Nobody is perfect we all have our hang ups. Not going to lie my feet are ugly. But sooner or later you will someone who is compatible with you. That person will accept you with all your flaws. Thats what makes you, you. And everyone has a past. If you going spend the rest of your life with that person you'll have to deal with it.
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Yes, i absolutely agree that sex is important, but 4 inches is not bad, it can still feel amazing and it should work. You just need to open your mind, don't expect unrealistic things.
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>>28582793
>Jus B. Urself
>For us girls, it's what's on the inside that matters. Someday you will find a nice woman.
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