Hi robots,
It's open mic night ITT, post your stand up comedy, poems, jokes, etc. Entertain us!
>>28577695
What's the deal with airplane food?
It's not an airplane and it's not food
>>28577695
>be on stage
>all those judging eyes
>"so you guys ever...."
>puke everywhere
>>28577720
I would pay to watch that
>mom found the poo blanky
>>28577775
>"We bought tickets for THIS?"
>fembot does standup
https://youtu.be/lNKZ9ycIdlY
>>28577828
Holy shit I don't think I've ever needed to "pause video to cringe" this often in a single video before.
This is fucking painful.
>>28577853
>aaand that is MOstly why I chose SHOEs
>Why do I have so many shoes?!
>oh god
>daaaaaaaagh
>>28577828
cute though would waifu
is this alt comedy though
>>28577695
I'm on here thinking about a guy I talked to months ago who stopped responding back
He posted face pictures when I asked and talked about history. My life is in shambles now and his cave man beard and messages put a smile on my face.
He isn't gay/bi, so I understand why he isn't into me but I still thank him for giving a distraction I can use now when I'm depressed.
We are all looking for something, even though I wasn't what he was looking for at least he humoured me. Maybe one day I can find someone like him.
Th-thanks Papua anon
>>28577853
Holy fuck I thought you were exaggerating
FUCK
>>28577914
You're right. She's pretty qt and bad jokes are sometimes funny, but it could have been so much better if she delivered it well. Still cringy though.
>>28577695
>this thread
ill be here all night
>>28577735
You shouldn't end your keto diet. Soon every human will be on a similar diet. Just wait
