>be me today
>crush calls me to say she's sick and can I keep her company
>eff_yeah.mpeg
>drop everything to get there
>"thanks for coming over anon"
>"actually can you cook me some lunch and clean my kitchen"
>"I'm going to take a nap"
tfw I'm going to probably get sick now.
god dammit, tell me you did not clean that bitches kitchen and cook her a meal while she fucking napped. she asked you to hang out with her, not be her fucking maid.. are you her fucking maid? i'm honestly disappointed in you. seriously.
>>28575685
>>be me today
literally cancer you do not belong here please kill yourself
surely your friendship and kindness will guarantee a gradual yet eventual shift into a romantic partnership
because THAT'S how relationships work, right?
>>28575685
You got cucked and friendzoned so hard i have no words to describe how sad it is. You have my pity
>>28575728
yeah, he talks like a fag too
>>28575724
I did. I hate myself more than usual. I didn't think that was possible.
