it's high time we had nice things.
>post stats
>short bio
~Find your QT3.14 GF today~
>>28574984
other than this one, 0 replies
>>28574984
fuck you, op, fuck nice things
>>28574984
>stats
Eh?
I'm new here, I spend most time on /tv/
inb4 4 O 4
orginal
>wanting to date girls who cover to this site
That's like drinking where you shit, 2bh
>>28575058
What's your rating, bro? Hahahha :^)
>>28575058
Your age, sex, location. A bit about you.
>>28575042
aww
>>28575047
>>28575076
>>28575081
B honest you all want this thread to happen.
This is our shot to meet qts
>>28575081
What if I /accidentally/ dated a robot?
She was apparently for quite sometime.
>>28575115
>qts
Is this some fucking surveying shit?
>>28575084
A strong 5 at best
>>28575115
Ah.
>19/M/Indiana
male
sydney
25
pls be my gf thank you godbless
>23/m/usa
>enjoy outdoors, exercising, laying in bed all day fucking you, and more
>21
>white/native American
>Live in BC, Canada. Moving around a lot atm
>6'1 and 140lbs
>currently engineering student at UBC and doing internships
>am grill looking for guy to make a family with in a rural area
>>28575199
>white/native American
Why did your grandfather rape my ancestors?
>>28575115
No, I don't care if this thread happens. I'm 34 fampai, I'm not finding anyone in any thread.
Qts? On r9k? Right.
>random chance you find someone in the same zip code.
>highly improbable chance that they are deemed attractive specifically to you
I'm not crazy about these odds love
>>28575222
Finish your stats bro. Find a QT with daddy issues
>>28575213
Fun story. He was a schizophrenic in North Dakota. Had a white wife and grandkids. Invited the whole family over for dinner, blew up the house, killing them all, then ran away to Canada and took a 12 year old Cree girl to be his wife. He was like 63 at this time. Cree girl had one child, my dad
19, trap, 5'7", bklyn, 7.5" uncut, looking for fun with any gender anywhere ;p
kik: andy_deep
>>28574984
why do you guys do this to yourselves? you really want to compete on a 20:1 guy to girl ratio with other thirsty fucks? do you really want to be a beta orbiter to some whore that probably doesnt even live near you? do you really want to give the women here their little ego boost as she goes around picking out the cream of the crop?
>>28575244
lover.. if you never try, then you'll never know
>>28575250
why are you trying to talk me into this, anon?
>25/M/Utah
>vidya, painting, reading
>>28575317
I want you to be habby. and I also want this thread to work. So post em up.
Male - 21- I think I'm okay looking
Raleigh, NC
I don't care for most people, but
I would like to give it a try.
>>28575300
THIS. every thread like this devolves into this trash
>21
>m
>indiana
>no self esteem, bad with emotions, trust issues, not skinnyfat
>implying any actual female robots
> drunk
> dead inside
> future M.D.
> 20/KY
> science, fitness, politics, philosophy
This is /soc/ 2.0
Gonna do shrooms this week. Hopefully it cures the depression.
>>28575393
>not skinnyfat
shit meant I am skinnyfat
>>28575349
you already know I'm 34 and male, that's enough to guarantee no replies
>>28575306
Okay
I want a deep, laughter filled conversation which slowly evolves into a deeper relationship. Hopefully with a qt guy with green eyes and dark hair.
Yeah I didn't think so
give me sex u selfish females or i start killing children
>>28575399
Also, INTJ
>20
>Male
>California
>White
>5'11
>160lbs
>Going to Uni, vidya is cool
>>28575300
i wont deny that people here are thirsty but mostly its because everyone just likes to write about themselves.
its the reason why survey threads and other shit is so popular and always gets hundreds of replies even though the threads are basically just "everyone posts, no one reads".
>>28575420
Do you like to be tickled? In public?
>>28575392
I just posted all my info, but I'm not here to get laid or even converse with people. I just want to get my story out there. My version of normiebook, I guess. Anyone trying to get laid here has no hope to begin with. However, we are all on r9k...
>>28575461
This good hombre speaks truth
>>28575300
The worst part is that these /soc/ threads further shit up the board by attracting all these betas and normies
>>28575267
>Cree
Wow.
Serves me right for making assumptions.
>>28574984
I don't need this because I'm black. I'll leave this thread to you beta faggots now.
>>28575199
>It took Two (2) continents to make something this sexy.
I dated a half black half Cree chick once.Are you two related?
18/f/usa
very shy, enjoy watching tv, not many hobbies
idc where you're from. I'm also pretty picky w/ what I put on my soundcloud.
>>28575267
My (oregano) hero.
>>28575527
post that email contact girl
>>28575512
Lol ik. At least I didn't say Cherokee.
>>28575525
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg
I just threw up in my mouth
>>28575549
a HYAH GOT EEEEEM XDDDDDD
>>28575525
is that chick your gf?
>>28575558
>Disgusting low test scum
Kill yourself
I
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L
Y
O
U
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S
E
L
F
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mementomorti/
Accepting applications for steam gf
Requirements:
- Be a woman
- No penis
- Don't be fat (optional)
>>28575569
Ex but fwbi just learnt how to spoiler easily. It's fun.
>tfw no bf to send nice messages, exchange jokes, share pics of my day and discuss books with
>>28575399
lol, ive done mushrooms since i was 16, doesn't cure depression
can help you with creative thinking thou
>>28575610
Lol really?:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=49087221&postcount=1176
(scroll down)
>>28575623
I'm interested in the last part. What are you reading currently?
24, M, 6'0, Asian/White mix, 155lbs
I'm a weeaboo cook that likes to make people smile~
Music and vidya and artsy stuff are cool too.
>>28575477
Not even a little f a m
>>28575676
Google the second picture. I know the first one was on her tumblr too.
She lives in Michigan.
>>28575754
I think we're gonna need to see more pics.
>>28575527
what's your social security number?
25/m/brooklyn ny. I studied philosophy. write music. speak intermediate level german. smoke weed erryday. work as a business analyst in midtown.
What's with this perpetual attempt at turning /r9k/ into /soc/?
21
White
Canada
I'm short, a weeb, and left wing. In short: nobody wants me
Pls be a biological female. No traps. I want kids.
>>28575830
>left wing
what does this mean?
>>28575199
UBC? I go there too. What's your major?
>>28575839
It means I voted for Trudeau
>>28575742
would you get mad if i rolled you up in a blanket and tickled you relentessly
>>28575862
You voted for the cuckiest candidate and now you act like you're entitled to breed? you made your liberal bed, faggot, now you get to sleep (alone) in it
>>28575814
misery loves company
r9k tagline t b h
>>28575199
>>28575847
Fellow UBCer reporting in. I have a gf already though but I like making new friends.
I hate this school.
>>28575904
Ubc vancouver right? Just be thankful. You could be on the okanagan campus. It can always be worse.
>>28574984
18 m
bi dude lookin for actual love not just a quick fuck. ive seen more dicks and vaginas than the lot of you and i want some stability in my life. interested parties should be able to travel because im 18 and i fuckin can so you want dis pucci then get a jerb ty.
>>28575754
What's her tumblr? Can you give us a link?
>>28574984
21 F AU
short fat ugly round bored. my pussy works though, i guess.;_;
18 M
Not looking for some online date, just want some cool femanon to talk to.
23
F
Blazian mix
98lbs
nerd weeaboo also like to cook and cosplay
>>28575985
holy shit cute pictures pls pls
>>28574984
44y/o Male from Turkey
i like things and stuff. no normies.
>>28575868
It would be hilarious for about 10 minutes
I'm not responsible for any black eyes
>>28574984
25
Female
AU
originally from /soc/ but i heard about this thread so here i am.
wth is up with this mute crapola?
>>28575972
s y d n e y
(please)
>>28575985
Hey pham I am also 23. What are 23 year old girls like? Do you live with your parents?
I always wanted to go to a convention but i don't think i would do it unless i had a cosplay gf
>>28576003
umm post your contact first, i aint posting here thx
>>28576021
also sydney please tia
>>28576037
they're pretty fun imo im not like the typical slutty cosplayer i usually go as a male character because i relate to them but one time i went has mai from fatal fury. i have pics but i said already im not posting here
>>28576053
where abouts?
SW area
>>28576046
would you send it to a throwaway? [email protected] i just want to see what you look like
>>28576077
north sydney
how far SW?
>>28576033
its about 2hrs drive away.
are you willing to make it happen? because i could.
i hope im not coming across as easy, just saying.
>>28576046
Kik hisbrittishmajesty .
>>28576092
blacktown area
>>28576021
24 american guy here. OMG y'all have the hottest accents ever! what time is it there dear?
>>28576083
uhh. id like to get to know you abit before you go spreading my pictures all over the net. call it a safety precaution.
>>28576094
ill add you when i'm done if thats okay
>>28576120
add me: [email protected]
>>28576108
almost 6.
i am just as fond of the old lingo americana ;)
>>28576093
yeah i got a car to drive places if needed
nah you arent. contact?
No females that are closer to the age of 18?! :(
There is enough thirst in this thread to put africa to shame
>>28576120
i wasn't going to save it, have to have a little faith femanon. but if you dont want to post it that's fine. if i didnt find you attractive or you didnt find me attractive wouldnt we be wasting our time?
>>28576142
jokes on them im OP and ive been the only one replying to them this entire time.
THE WHOLE TIME
>>28576103
blacktown aint so bad, like 50ish minutes. looks more directly west than southwest
>>28576157
>looking for love on an anonymous imageboard
tsk tsk tsk
kek kek kek
>>28576171
anonidate was a real thing, once upon a time
>>28576137
heheh. Ahh so about an 8 hour difference. Did you do anything cool today?
>>28576157
jokes on OP i've been the only one making up bio's
>the /soc/normalshits aren't even trying to thinly veil their /soc/ threads anymore
I'd report this thread but jannies are too busy banning people at random rather than enforcing the rules properly, sadly, which is obviously why threads like these are being made in the first place.
Honestly, I can't even complain. The further this shit board deteriorates, the sooner it will be scrapped, and rightfully so. What a shithole this is.
>>28576217
All this coming from a trip fag
Trip fag in charge of quality posting.
>>28576228
That's a nice opinion you have there, Reddit. It's a same it's construed out of an echo rather than your own critical thought.
>>28576244
>same
I meant to type "shame".
>>28576244
>>28576258
yeah yeah keep trying to hit on little girls gaylord you more thirsty than us
girlo here.
/Melbourne/
>18 (year 12)
>5'6
>blonde
>Blue/green eyes
>slim
>likes memes
>hates libertardedness
>likes history (and history buffs)
>>28576279
Oh. Are you jealous that I can actually get a girlfriend (even though I don't really want one or even try to get one)?
Got it, bitter virgin.
Pic related, probably you.
>>28576292
Unfortunately I'm from the US... and ugly :'(
Dank memes trip friend.
>>28576292
too young to be on 4chins desu
>>28576093
please respondu
go forth and
shitpost like hell
rip and tear
>>28576294
>16 year old girl >girlfriend
wow yeah great accomplishment friend
at least i dont have to tripfag for attention on a Ugandan Penspinning board. Stay mad (Hoe)j
>>28576344
Based as hell, shitpost-sama.
>>28576344
would a cherokee and asian mix be ASCII?
18 M, looking for conversationalist is all. Just looking for some qt to talk to. I can keep a conversation going pretty well and am pretty good at providing promotional support.
>>28576354
it is now, anyway.
>>28576375
why does she need to be qt if you're having a conversation at what point in this 'conversation' of yours would her appearance affect, never mind man forget i said anything.
im a girl btw wanna holla? hmu f a m a l a m
>>28576399
I don't know about you but alright then... You got some way to contact you?
>>28576244
i think you mean ying bro
theyre opposites
>>28576425
you can find me daily on r9k. can chat bout whatever you like.
username is anonymous
>>28576466
ayy I got played.
>>28576466
Usernames are case sensitive, you meant Anonymous, right? Just making sure.
>>28576482
Oh fuck off you undertale playing faggot. Goddamn Doj, why are you even here you autistic piece of shit.
>>28576500
hes here to molest the underage users of 4chan
>>28576482
whoops, Anonymous
ty 4 d spot
>>28576585
Is he the bitch with the girl hips?
21/m/straight
I'm not original. I like anime and video games and am yet another lost youth on this board. However I've been told before that I'm cute and interesting, and even though I don't believe it you're welcome to find out for yourself. Bonus points if you're tall and vanilla.Polite sage because this is /soc/ territory.
>>28574984
I like the sound of this better than a gf/bf begging thread.
>30/M/straight/west coast US
>Avoidant personality disorder, trying to balance my aversion to living life and need for escapism with my urge to survive and desire not to watch my life go down the drain. Not a depressive mess despite being a long time NEET, I'm kind of the conscious mind of a normie shackled to the subconscious mind of a robot, always trying to grow but never quite able. It's a peculiarity few seem to find relatable so I tend to cherish those I find that do.
>>28576726
hey im sure you have a beautiful mind, would you care to exchange contact info?
>>28576858
Sure, my throwaway email is [email protected]
Hi I'm an aspie kissless virgin manlet. I like video games, anime and computers. I have a job and tons of disposable income. Can I have gf pls?
>18
>Male
>southern United States
>brown hair and eyes, pale, 5'7.5, 165lbs
>musician, I play a fuckton of instruments, but only double bass and saxophone really well
>slightly yandere, I don't open up quickly but when i do I really hook on to people
>funny, according to internet friends
>in to Iberian and central Asian history
>getting in to philosophy
>extremely gentle vanilla guy. I am a switch that loves gfd though
It's pretty absurd trying to summarize my entire personality, or any personality, into a single r9k post. But you can hit me up if you want to know more about me, or just be friends. I'm always down to make friends. My email is tfwnodomgf at gmail. We can discuss other methods of contact on there if you'd like
I'll give this a shot.
>post stats
23/M/USA East coast, New england area
>short bio
Looking for just someone I can be friends with and talk to and then hopefully have that shit grow into a romance without the worry of 50 fucking orbiters doing the same damn thing. I've seen that be a common thing on 4chan.
I'm a big nerd whose trying to push himself through college while working, and I enjoy everything nerdy. I like anime but not moeshit types of anime, I like video and table top games, mostly watch western cartoon shit too. Oh and I love bunnies.
No traps, and no underage.
Skype: Trash Pizza (Pic with a bun)
>>28576975
you near arkansas?
>>28577036
Sorry, even further south and a bit west
Girls on this board only want orbiters because they are depressed, insecure whores. Also 6'2 white male, MO United States.
>>28577116
>girls
>on this board
wtf is doombots
>27
>185 cm
>78 kg
hi i am a high school drop out looking for a gf who will support me financially
help
>>28574984
https://join.skype.com/yOn2NMQhqTJD
hi i am girl lf bf
I'm like 170 cm short, skinny and feminine, some people (friends and strangers) told me I'm a pretty boy. I have some hobbies, a job, education. Not much experience with girls, though.
I want a gf who likes bad puns. I don't know what else to write. What have you read recently? Past three days I tried getting back into reading books so I've read three. Two of them were Murakami's, one was Stephen King's. My mind was blown when my friend told me Stephen is pronounced like Steven. English is not my first language...
21 m Texas
slightly chubby definitely not obese
watch anime
play video games
good hygiene
dress pretty well
not interesting
probably autistic
want to cuddle
I'd be surprised if even a single one of you irredeemable permavirgin autismlords found anything in any of these threads you keep participating in. Except maybe a couple of gays. You have nothing to offer to another human bean, and even if by some kind of miracle you found a girl in the same pitiful condition as you, you two would just be suffering and plunging deeper into the abyss together while "pretending" to be in love.
>>28575534
>no normies
>massive fucking normie liberal
18 m Ohio
low-energy
sarcastic
wants to make video games
trying to find drugs to fix my brain
Trans girl here. 23 years old. I cry every night feeling abandoned and want a gf to fill the void of my fucked up self destructive obsessiveness. Any takers?
>>28578021
Are you a qt? Post stats.
>>28578037
>are you a qt
Depends on your taste
>stats
Not sure but I'd guess as of now
5'8"
165 lb
32 in waist
41.5 hips
Largeish shoulders
>>28578114
Looks cute actually but we wouldn't make a good match. Good luck mtfemanon
>>28577940
that's every marriage ever
You guys should head to church, I heard you can find some good ladies there.
bonus points if you're already a devout theist and there's a church nearby
>23
>white
>nyc
>6'0 180, fairly /fit/
>music, travelling, normalfag shit
Male, 19, the Netherlands
Going to univeristy in a couple of months, like anime games, drawing, training, poetry, philosophy, cooking, etc.
Good body, good face (I think. Just athletic body and somewhere between manly and cute face)
Send me skype/kik and I will reply.
>>28576292
I'm not sure if this is a ruse, but I am also from /Melbourne/
>22
>180cm (5'11)
>at university
>brown eyes
>dark hair
>i like photography
>>28578574
Are you me from two years ago?
>>28578655
I don't know familia, am I?
>>28578684
Yes, I believe so indeed mhmm
6/10 slim guy, 18, London, looking for a female.
I love vidya and would be really nice to any girl who spoke to me.
5/11" and a 6.7x5.5 dick
[email protected]
The fundamental problem with these threads is that initial attraction for women is never based on personality or "you". No matter how much they try and deny it, women only really care about looks. Your haircut is vastly more important to a woman than your interests or accomplishments (not that your average /r9k/ user has many of those).
>tfw will never have a loyal, non-slutty trap to date and spend our days together
>seeking a girlfriend on /r9k/
*scoffs at all of you and walks away*
>using /r9k/ as a dating service
I'm 5'5" and if you don't prefer my height then fuck off, otherwise reply back if you want more details.
>>28575167
S-sydney really?
>>28579974
This is 100% correcto
>>28580419
yes!
still here amazingly
>>28575173
Where u live senpai? I'm 18f and like outdoors and exercise and laying in bed
>>28580419
i have been bamboozled
>>28580878
shove off, I'm 18f and I live to watch anime and suck neet cock.
>>28576004
Wow how did you manage to get hooked on to 4chan in that country at what i am assuming is your late thirties?
>>28576228
Ignore him and dont react to his posts, he is a literal attentionwhore and has admitted this before.
>>28580387
I'm 4'9 so height doesnt really bother me. Where do you live?
>>28582551
CA Bay Area
>Ottawa
>23/m/white
>final year of an engineering degree, currently doing an internship at a software company
>average height, slim with a disproportionate lower body (spend a lot of time outside)
>don't like talking or texting much, prefer to talk to people face-to-face
>looking for a tennis partner
I would post a picture, but apparently I can't take a webcam selfie without smugfacing.
>>28582717
Oop. Well I live in GA.
>m/21/black+native american
>light skinned, 5'8 and skinny
>CompSci and English double major
>hobbies include listening to new, obscure music, learning about theology, reading+writing, and wandering outside without aim
