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If you're lonely, why don't you find a girl from 4chan
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If you're lonely, why don't you find a girl from 4chan to be your girlfriend? Pic is me and my long distance gf I met here. Am I in her league?
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>>28574882
so i guess you have your hair in your face because you have cuck writ large across your forehead
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>tfw curly hair jewfro fetish
Whatever I don't know what the fuck you were talking about OP I just wanted to compliment your splendorous mane
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>>28574882
Beautiful lesbian couple, femanon. I'm happy for you.
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>>28574882
>getting a GF in this fucking shithole
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>>28574882
She's too ugly for you senpai
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>>28574882
With your looks, she got the better deal.
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stop forcing your gf needs on to me /r9k/. I'll get one when I feel like it.
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I saw that pic and was like, "that guy is so fucking attractive." Anyways, yes very much in her league. She's cute too, you two make a nice couple.
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>>28574882
Shes a couple points below your leg what the fuck mate.

and that's you at your current state. If you actually worked out and got a non retarded haircut you'd look a lot better
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Hey bro can you Redpill me on meeting 4chan girls
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>in the same position as OP
>and she's also fat
guess thats what i get for being a passive autismo NEET

it actually pisses me off that this is literally the best i could do
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This pasta is colder than the right side of my bed at night
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>>28574882
>Am I in her league?
She's out of yours, actually.
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>tfw she removed me on skype
>tfw I tried to ask him why but he won't respond
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>>28574959
Most of them are massive attention whores or massive cunts (see fembot feels threads)
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>>28574882
you are way above her league dude
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>>28574882
Now way that's you and you're a robot. Fishing for compliments, faggot?
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>>28574882
>LDR with a girl from 4chan

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You gonna get cucked, son
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>>28574882
I don't want a gf. It sounds like to much work and all I'd be doing is disappointing another person.
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>>28574959
Ive met 3 girls on 4chan before
girl 1:
>she says shes feeling depressed
>I stay up all night on fucking Christmas eve skyping with her to make her feel better
>I tell her I'm feeling depressed
>She calls me selfish and tells me to "go fucking kill myself"
girl 2:
>chatted with her for a few months
>told her i loved her (i was 18 and retarded)
>turns out her and her friends were fucking with me the entire time and laughing at me behind my back
girl 3:
>chatted with her for a few weeks
>really liked her
>out of nowhere she randomly blocks me
>week later
>she posting on /soc/ asking for someone to bring her weed/coke and fuck her

4chan girls, not even once dude
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>having internet girlfriends
what is even the point fi you can't even meet in person or fuck?
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>>28575179
>she posting on /soc/ asking for someone to bring her weed/coke and fuck her

Illinois girl?
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>>28574882
If you're happy with her then good for you.

but I might as well add that from these pictures alone it looks like you're out of her league. You probably are baitposting so that people call you attractive and if that's the case you're just a faggot.
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>>28575261
Nah Australian, armidale or some shit
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>>28574882
if that's the best you can do
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>>28574882
Here's my experience with 4chan girls. Rather, one in particular.

>in an English class with my nigga
>nigga gets into a different English class
>find myself sitting next to this top-tier qt alt girl
>we have halting conversations at first that quickly pick up after she hears me reading for the class (I was a theater guy, so I'd be damned if I wasn't gonna give the class the most autistic reading of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest they'd ever heard)
>turns out she's bro-tier
>one day she literally says to me "so, have you ever heard of Baneposting?
>sweating.jpg

We became good friends after that, but I never made any sort of advancement romantically.

Isabel if you're reading this I am so sorry
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>>28575261
sup jerry
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>>28574882
she looks like a less attractive version of brittanyventi
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>>28574882
HOW THE FUCK ARE AVERAGE TIER WHITE GUYS ARE GETTING ALL THE QT BLACK GIRLS???? IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR ALL I GET IS UGLIES AND FATTIES YOU LITERALLY MUST BE TALL AND BUFF TO BE AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MALE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----
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>>28575302
>Isabel if you're reading this I am so sorry

cringe, pussywhipped fool, please remove yourself from the gene pool
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>>28575347
>less attractive than an alien

>>28575331
don't mind me
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op's face aesthetics are good but i cant help but be uncomfortable looking at a picture of him

anyone know what i mean?
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>>28574882

>implying girls ever go on 4chan
>implying those that do don't already have 9001 other men biting at their heels

no thanks
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>>28575378
he kills han solo at the end of the movie
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>>28575302
>mfw low key banepost to people all the time in conversation to guage their powerlevel
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