>All the names in all the world
>Parents named me Bergstrom
>>28574280
As a first name?
lmao what a faggot
I hope you got properly beat in school
you better not be a skinny prick with that kind of name.
>>28574367
no you don't.
sounds like you had your share though
my cousins name is broghan
more like nerdstrom, amirite
going to name my kid yed
>>28574280
>being named after a one-off Simpsons character
Your parents never wanted you to have a chance at happiness, did they?
>Bergstrom
>Berg
Every
Single
Time
my name means sweet freedom in Chinese. literal autism
You think that's bad?
My last name is Jones and my first name is Blackbelt
>>28574551
kek
origami post. I swear.
I know a stacy with that last name
>>28575737
>she didn't even rest her legs on him
maximum beta
>all the names in all the world
>parents named me fergus
(my surname is also fergus)
>>28574408
That is fucking outstanding.
Bro-Han
>>28575766
>Fergus Fergus
Pretty cool tbqh
Aspbergstrom.
>>28574501
better than nerdstrom and boogerstrom at least
>>28574280
That actually means "mountain stream" in german, lol.
Go to the DMV and change your name. It doesn't matter what you change it to, just fucking get it changed.