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How do I become asexual? I'm sure I'd be much happier
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How do I become asexual?

I'm sure I'd be much happier without any sex drive.
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>>28573952
chop your dick and balls off
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after about 3 weeks without fapping you sort of hit a plateau where your libido stays a manageable level
also starving yourself will make your body naturally prioritize food over everything else
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>>28573975

Will consider, thanks anon familia
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>>28573994
chop your balls and dick off
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vasectomy, stop masturbating, fill your time with more singular activites (woodworking, building, vidya), only hang out with nerds, become educated and work in a very educated and work intensive enviornment. All of this will reduce your sex drive.
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>>28573975
>starving yourself

But what about my gains?
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>>28574164

implying i have any gains
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>>28573952
become an alcoholic

you won't necessarily lose sexual desire, but you'll gain sexual inability and a sinking depression that will push you far away from any kind of intimacy you could hope to experience
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>>28574222
Might as well try some better drugs if you are going down that path.
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Dear OP,

Dangerous as a tactful post on this shitboard is, I'll attempt it anyway. Deep yearning of a personal nature struck me the moment my eyes glazed over your post and I intend to give in to that yearning. Don't worry about the intricacies for they have nothing to do with the stimulus you have provided; I did not read your thread. Daringly, I shall post a picture I heavily enjoy. Do what you will with this extension of good content, hopefully there is a connection within itself and yourself (however vague) heralding enlightenment.

Best wishes,
-Anon
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You had to be born that way to truly be free of women's grasp, sorry to disappoint you senpai. I've never met anyone who did nofap and never stopped for the rear of their lives.
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>>28574483
Huh?
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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IS THAT ORIGINAL ENOUGH FOR YOU FAGGOTS??

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