Drink more. Have a morning beer. It helps

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I literally had zero problems with hangovers until this past year at age 27. Never got nauseous, never had a headache, could drink insane amounts of alcohol. After 6 months off I can't drink anything harder than beer without gagging and when I force it down about an hour later I projectile vomit everywhere and am too sick to eat/move for the next 24-48 hours. Right now I'm forcing down a 12-pack of beer and am only on beer #4 and feel full and disgusting as shit and have zero positive effects. I'm too much of a NEET to ever meet anyone in order to aquire and try drugs to make the pain go away so it's alcohol or nothing. Fucking sucks.

Buy a bottle of Gatorade, drink 1/2, mix in a 8.5oz can of sugar-free Redbull, pace self and drink the mixture.

Drink higher quality clear spirits next time.

>>28573884
Screwdrivers in the morning then water and Gatorade til you're hydrated again.

Or

Weed

>>28573884
steer clear of carbonated drinks shit makes it worse

>>28574026
what state do you live in? maybe a robot could be of assistance drug wise

>>28573884

By not drinking in the my first place.

I'm miserable enough in homoestasis. The last thing I need is a hangover ontop of that.

>>28574526

nice try mr. eff bee eye

but, fuck it, uh, it's a northeastern one

>>28573884
Lots of water, greasy food, aspirin and a shot of vodka.

be better.
I've been drinking straight bottom shelf vodka every day for the past week.
A biological predisposition to alcoholism helps though

>>28573884
put eye drops in your water, drink it, feel the effects

>>28574070
This, drink trash get trashed

>>28574695
Doesn't that knock you out?

>>28574796
no it makes you shit yourself