>was on Tinder for a while
>seemed like the only matches I ever got were bots
>left because I was discouraged
>recently came back
>can't even get bots now
I'm starting to think I'm just ugly as sin. That or I look bland as hell.
Anyways Tinder Stories thread I guess? I don't know I'm almost never here.
Actually this happened to me too. Used to get loads of matches suddenly they stopped and I can't seem to even get messages back
Maybe it's a glitch
>>28573892
it's probably because you liked everyone
>>28573695
i always get like 10-15 matches in the first 3 days but end up trolling them in messages by acting like i'm interested in them and then turning them down at the end and cutting all contacts with them. I don't know why i do this but it's fun for me.
I have had a lot of sex from tinder. AMA.
>>28574077
Why would that make the matches stop?
>>28574270
I think it has something to do with their algorithm. If you "like" everyone you don't show up for other people as often.
>>28573695
Dumping my collection of tinder screenshots
>>28574295
More tinder pics
Looked like a dude til her clothes came off. fuckin stacked.
>>28574331
Not even sure if I would
>>28574331
>>28574246
This was the last pic i got before she came over
>>28574339
>>28574357
Ok nevermind I would
Those tits cannot be ignored
>>28574357
u fucked a dude lmao
>>28574388
whatever man, pussy was bald and on fleek.
>>28574357
I'm confused but would still bang
is tinder just for hook ups?
>>28574306
genuinely appreciate this pic
>>28574437
Primarily, yes.
>>28573695
>>28573892
exact same happened to me after reinstalling tinder
i guess the app is dead?
im using the same pictures and bio which i had some legit matches with before
>>28574437
its supposed to be, but you get a lot of people saying in their profile "not here for hookups" which is fucking lame.
>>28574331
>>28574357
MY EYES
jesus christ that face and hair
literally a guy with tits
lmao
>>28574474
No I mean like I hear stories like this nigga: >>28574208 and I'm so confused like how you get 10-15 matches in three days
I don't think I've gotten more than 10 matches period
>>28574491
y'know with how much the average /r9k/ user likes traps, you should be sucking my cock right now
>>28573695
dont feel bad senpai, i only got 2 matches since 2014
there have been times where I had to stop going on for a while becuase I used up every swipe in a 15 mile radius
>>28574411
>on fleek
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
>>28574537
>>28574537
fuck your safe space
>>28574306
More tinder pics 2
>>28574589
More tinder 3
>>28574589
Catfish but a handsome one
>>28574589
goddamn this is a scary looking mofo
>>28574618
MY FAVORITE ONE EVER
Not tinder but OKC
>>28574589
>Hope you're ready for me to shove a baby up your ass.
>>28574640
>magician
Wew
>>28574602
>gay fish
apex kek
>>28574667
>he's 38
>heavy metal band
>ocarina
>XD
ultimate edgelord...
>>28574709
also
>to keep my sanity
>>28574667
Brand new one
>>28574640
India by the way
What is the best dating site for catfishing roasties?
I would try tinder but I dont have a smartphone
>>28574726
This one is just weird
Idk if it's a NY thing but there are a lot of strange guys
>>28574784
Spot the robot
Not original wow
>>28574726
>Mesa
>Temple
Definitely Mormon
>>28574618
What a goddamn yuppie. My friends would kick his ass.
>>28574891
you dont have any friends you sperglord
>>28574819
No, mormon uni is as expensive as community college because they pay the tuition back through tithing with their increased income from a good post college job. He's probably just Christian.
>>28574928
No, you're projecting and you don't have any friends. I'm at my boyfriends house right now, faggot. I fit in with normies
REEEEE
>>28574936
Kind of stupid when you think about it though because you'd have to be pretty dumb to believe it/not understand this.
>>28574618
i bet he has his mom's credit card though
>>28574731
>current year
>not even memeing
I got a smartphone like 2 years ago, and I still watch movies on VHS
Sorry robots, you literally don't stand a chance on tinder unless you have chad genetics.
Maybe if you're prepared to significantly lower your standards, the reality is that women rate 8/10 men as "average" on dating sites/apps. So even if you're a 5/10, you're only chances would be with 2/10s at best.
>>28574936
No. I'm from Mesa and went to high school with his sister (just did Facebook staking). He's Mormon. Also that's not how BYU works.
>>28574804
Last one but from tinder, just took it now. He looks like a huge joke
He's from the same place as the amityville horror story house btw
>>28575212
>and all the girls say I'm pretty fly, for a white guy.
>>28574936
"temple recommends" are a Mormon thing
>match with qt
>her bio says that correct spelling and grammar are really important
>open with "so according to you're profile your a grammar nazi"
>she doesn't think it's funny
>game over
>>28575374
Insults only work when you have the looks to back it up.
>>28575404
it wasn't an insult, I just switched 'your' and 'you're' to be funny
>>28575192
The school is cheaper than any uni for one but probably not as cheap as community college. For two they enforce strict rules and prayer shit to keep mormons brainwashed. And three is that when they make more money they give them more money.
>>28575456
>hehe jokes on you i was only pretending to be retarded
>>28575456
>>28575632
nah but seriously i thought it was funny anon
women are just bitches
Most women I match with never reply.
I can understand when they unmatch me, obviously they are just liking everyone to see how many matches they get as an ego boost. I've talked to normie friends who admitted to it.
But the ones who match with you and then never reply puzzle me.
>>28577176
Tinder isn't a binding contract; if you're going to use matching as a representation of what people's feelings or desires are, the closest thing you can say is that at some stage for whatever reason they thought they might like to meet/fuck you. That doesn't mean that when you actually match they will have the conviction to go through with it. Plus, because they don't owe you anything for simply swiping right there's no real point in replying.
Plus egoboosting as you said.
>>28578054
>they don't owe you anything for simply swiping right there's no real point in replying.
I appreciate that. Just seems kinda pointless.
