>He dreamed about saving his crush getting mugged
>He just watched
>>28573361
>He helped them
>He would day dream about playing a favorite song of his at his high school talent show while looking at her in the crowd.
>>28573388
You don't know me
fucking stop ;_;
>He never had any crush and just dreamed of random qt3.14s acknowledging him and feeling insanly happy and loved by her.
>>28573284
>he daydreamed of saving the whole classroom from a spree killer
>he daydreamed of spree killing his whole school
>he stood in silence quietly judging everyone
>He dreamed of having people celebrate his birthday (yesterday) with him.
>he dreamed of ending up in the hospital an having her come to see him with tears in her eyes, confessing that she loved him and was so worried he had diedI did end up in the hospital for an extended period of timeNobody visited. They didn't even notice I was gone for over a week.
>>28573534
That's sad but happy birthday anon
>They don't make threads like this anymore
>he dreamed of killing himself in front of his crush and giving her nightmares forever
>>28573556
Fuck....ive had the same thought :(
>He daydreamed about surviving a post-apocalypse wasteland with his crush together as she slowly falls in love with you
>>28573284
> when you cringe about your own dreams
>>28573571
>tfw the only record of the golden age of /r9k/ and 4chan died with the original 4chan archives
>>28573613
I don't know why I thought she would even care that I wasn't there. I don't know why I thought anybody would.
I predict small events of the future through my dreams.
For example:
I dreamed of my roommate telling me a joke, two days later that joke was told.
I also dream about being in certain locations (sometimes these dreams are two months old or older) and when i enter those locations i get a deja vu
Sp00ky
>>28573613
>>28573556
Why would they visit you in the hospital unless they were dating you?
Hospitalization makes people feel uncomfortable.
>>28573673
It was fairly common where I grew up to go visit a friend who was in the hospital. Even my parents barely even came to see me.
>he daydreamed about being transported back in time with his crush
>he daydreamed about it happening to be the historical era he's an amateur expert on
>>28573556
this but the other way around
>>28573558
Paljon kiitoksia.
It wasn't a good birthday, but the adorable Ukrainian bartender gave me a hug after I drank alone at the bar.
I cried because it was the only physical contact I have had with another person in many, many weeks.
Have a pic of my waifu for your kind words.
>>28573556
I remember being 10 years old and visiting hospital when my crush broke her arm.
There were about 5 to 7 people visiting her including the teacher and myself. Only two of us were males and the other one was only there because he was a class president.
>girl is nice to him in a short conversation
>daydream about life together
>>28573284
Are these the new "mom found the x" threads?
Fuck off.
>>28573767
No they aren't. But they are trending, so please let us have our fun.
>>28573763
I'm going to a job training course thing and there's this short grill (she looks like she's 14 compared to me in terms of height and just in general she's like a legal loli but not as cute) that talked to me when I was waiting for the thing to start. Just simple questions like what time it is, in which room the class would be, etc.
That was it. Maybe she said goodbye to me once too.
She started to miss class for a few days and I ran into her on my way home. We talked very briefly and that was it. (she was sick or something)
She still hasn't come back after a week and even though I don't even know her and we never even actually had a conversation I'm starting to really miss her.
I don't even know anymore. Maybe it's because she was the only grill that even said a word to me without being obligated to do it I don't know.
>>28573763
>make small talk with a girl for 5 minutes
>imagine your first kiss together
>imagine introducing her to your family
>imagine your honeymoon
>imagine her mothering your child
>imagine growing old with her
Then you never actually talk to her again.
Every. Fucking. Time.
I WANT TO GET OFF THE MR. BONES RIDE
>he dreamed about saving her from the midst of a zombie apocalypse and surviving together and slowly falling in love
>>28574219
If you see her next time tell her you missed her in a joking voice, srs
>>28574506
"WHAT ARE YOU?! SOME KINDA CREEP STALKER?! *blows rape whistle* *police come to arrest you and charge you with sexual assault and stalking*
Protip: Don't do it.
>>28574616
Idk worked for me
>>28573672
FUCK MAN, are you me?
I have the same shit happen to me all the time, one time it was with sharknado, but mostly it's with obscure words I've never heard before.
It'll always be like this
>hear word
>kind guess meaning from context
>hear that words repeated several times in the following week or two
Spooky shit.
>>28573284
>>28573388
>>28573506
>>28573556
>>28573615
>>28573620
>>28573763
STOP DAMMIT, IT HURTS
>>28573388
I did it. Felt good, got gf. Don't let your dreams stay dreams!
>>28573615
This, except it was a deserted island after a plane crash.
>He dreamed of living a normal life
>he daydreamed about so many scenarios and in so much detail that he feels overwhelmed when he tries to describe any of them
>he instead never posts and ends up wallowing in his own and others' daydreams for hours on end
>he dreamed of going on a cross country drive with his oneitis
>he dreamed of exploring pyramids with his oneitis and the whole class, him being the leader like in the Mummy
>he dreamed of surviving zombie apocalypse with his friends and his oneitis
>>28573556
>tfw you daydream about that but in reality nobody would probably notice you're gone unless it'd be like, a month
>tfw even if they noticed early they'd probably assume they can't reach you because you're in bad mood or just don't want to see them anymore because you got a history of cutting people off
>he daydreamed about being in a relationship with his crush already and laughing together about how it took a while for her to realize he's a good match
>he dreamed of masterminding a long and extensive operation on acquiring a gf
>he made plans on stalking his oneitis and never carried them out
>he dreamed random strangers would attack him and that he'd use anime techniques to defeat them
>>28573284
>He dreamed about being a mercenary in an rpg fantasy world and going on adventures with a party of misfits
>he never daydreamed about anything because he's literally autistic
>>28577841
:(
sadbIox
>he dreamed about not feeling alone anymore
>he dreamed about mattering to someone
Actually I dreamed about saving her from the Islamic rape invasion.
t. German
>>28578006
>he dreamed about something mattering to him
>he dreamed he felt love the way it was shown to him in movies, books and songs
>>28573284
OP
that really drags some bad memories for me
I used to follow a qt from my office home every single night. I wanted to save her from muggers/rapists so I tried to get her mugged/raped. I would make sure to point her out to anyone I thought looked suspicious but not in an 'obvious' way so for example if I saw a dangerous guy I would walk past and pretend to speak to myself saying something like 'wow, that girl has a nice phone' hoping to get his attention
Whats funny is I ended up getting mugged because I took my phone out to pretend I was talking about her ass to a friend thinking that a guy looked like he might be a rapist (and turned out to be a mugger)
>>28573284
>he dreamed about beating the shit out of crush and her bf and never being tormented by their existence and love again
In reality i just spent 11 hours watching lotr literally yesterday with them while they kissed and cuddled on the same small love seat i was on (by her request) under the same blanket they were as well.
How big of a cuck am i?
>>28579515
Big
like bane big
>>28576720
The cross country trip. My oneita wants to do this with me, but has a bf (not sure if he'd come). Should i do this?
>>28577780
>>he made plans on stalking his oneitis and never carried them out
>>28578666
Top fucking kek man
>>28573284
>every time he made a mistake he imagined being swallowed up into the floor never to be seen again
;_;7
>he dreamed of finding best male companion in post-apocalyptic world. later it comes to situation where only one of us can make it and i close the door that he could make it safely while i shoot baddies until i die.
>>28579624
WHAT THE FUCK
NO. THAT'S CREEPY AS FUCK. WAY TOO SPECIFIC YET 100% THE SAME AS MINE
>>28579658
me too
it's not that specific tbqhwy anon
>He dreamed that a school shooter would attack the schooldespite living in the UKand that he'd be able to save his crush and then she'd stay with him forever and ever.
>When he was in the car he imagined a little figure running alongside him
Just kys
>>28579624
Mmmm that feel... i feel it
>he daydreamed of confessing to his oneitis and walking away thinking she will reject, only for her to run and hug your back while you're walking away
>he imagined that when he grew up he would have friends and the future wouldn't be so bad if he could just get through school
>>28575367
This is the world you created Shinji-kun
>he dreamed that once he graduated high school he would move to the city, make friends, find love and live a good existence
>he actually did graduate high school but he lived at home in the middle of nowhere with his parents, no human being wanted anything to do with him, with his parents faces being a constant reminder of what a failure he is
>He doesn't daydream about being his own Doomguy and saving the world from a monstrous threat against impossible odds
>he dreamed of saving his oneitis and best friend from invading communists by breaking all of their necks
>he day dreamed about being superhuman, getting thrown into building by another one in a fight, and coming out unscathed
>>28579561
Not if the bf comes you fucking moron. Also no if you know there's absolutely no chance of her breaking up with him for you. Trust me, the pleasure of being with her is a lot less than the pain of not really being *with* her. You'll do stuff and enjoy shit and wish you could share the moment with her, but you won't be able to in a satisfactory way which will just make you sadder and sadder
T. Someone who made this mistake.
>fantasizing about saving a girl during a school shooting
What was her name?
>>28573615
WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME??
>>28577780
>get oneitis to like me
>she tells me her secrets and insecurities
>she becomes close to me and asks what i want before birthday
>wanted to eat lunch with me on birthday...boyfriend disagreed
she has a boyfriend... I didnt even know
>friendzoned
>>28580937
Tell me your story so i can decide, my friend
>>28576720
>he dreamed about his class getting shipwrecked on uncharted island
>he dreamed of teaching them survival techniques
>he dreamed of becoming well liked by his peers and respected by his enemies
>he dreamed that his oneitis would appreciate him for it and maybe someday fall in love with him
>>28573284
>imagine oneitis secretly liking me
>imagine oneitis doing picrelated to me
why live?
>>28582052
Why is her feminine dick ramming wojaks ear?
>>28582266
>he dreamed of her dick in his ear
>>28582052
I remember leaning against my crush once when I was 10. She was sleeping in my mom's car and this looked so cute for me.
>>28582382
i folded my pillow over and imagined this scenario was occuring to me.
>>28573284
>he dreamed about his bully catching him crossdressing and raping him for his faggotry
>>28582435
>he dreamed of his bully coming to love him
>>28582435
ugh why does this have a dick, fucking ruined
>he imagined having a gf and beating the shit out of those who insulted her
>>28573284
>can't get the girl, even in his dreams
My dreams are so grounded in reality that girls ignore me in dreams
>in all those dreams you were a better version of yourself
>>28582533
no dick. anon(>>28582266) just made you think so with jedi mind tricks
>>28582435
Hnnng, one of the first 2D traps I fapped to
>he daydreamed about convincing his mugger to relinquish his firearm only to shoot him with impunity
best fantasy
>>28579658
Fucking Whitehills
>he dreamed about having sex with the hottest girl ever with her friend sitting there watching while he fucked every single hole
>in the end couldn't cum
>>28582503
My bully blackmailed me. I did not love it.
>>28582533
Because it's Kei Yuuki
Here's one more of you can relate to
>he dreamed some hot girl or oneitis would notice he wasn't his usual self as he falls into depression or edginessactually happened to me in 8th grade. Popular hot girl I've been in classes with for 3 years noticed I wasn't my usual self as my grades dropped, getting in trouble, and looking miserable. Couldn't tell her my dad beat me more often than usual to the point of being dead inside, nor my hobbie of crossdressing which made it hard to make/keep friends.
>He daydreamed about having superpowers and fucking up Chad
>He daydreamed about saving the school from a terrorist and becoming a hero
>He daydreamed about giving a tear jerking speech to the normies about how they treated him and having them beg him for forgiveness
>he imagined seeing a sniper aiming for his oneitis from one of the surrounding buildings just in time to stand in front of her and take the bullet
>he imagined dying in her arms while she cries and kisses his hair thanking him for saving her life
>>28573672
If you meditate enough you can control it. I have the same thing.
>>28582918
>stop crossdressing
>somehow the beatings magically stop
>>28583006
Just learn martial arts and work out.
Then you could beat Chad no problem.
>>28583174
He didn't know I crossdressed. I don't know how he could when he was almost never around for more than a few hours at a time.
>>28574352
THE RIDE NEVER ENDSthis comment is as original as every open world game idea
>>28582918
>tfw when everyone in family knows about past crossdressing fetish.
When i was a kid i liked female clothes because they were more colorful and tasteful than male ones. I've never had any gender dysfunction.
>>28583356
>tfw I smelled my aunts panties and she told everyone about it
>>28583356
>tfw me and brother used to take baths together
>getting out of tub, we wrap our towels around ourselves and mom takes picture
>brother emulated my father with towel wrapped around waist
>I emulated my mother with towel around my chest
>tfw my mom hung the picture on the wall in our house for all to see
>tfw didn't realize it was weird until I got made fun of for it
>>28583528
picture related to my intended enquiry
>>28583528
>tfw mom caughts you wearing her panties and says "Dont be silly anon, these are not your underwear"
>tfw father and brother caught me sleeping with bra and panties.
But as soon as puberty ended my figure became too manly for clothes (i'm 6'4 and broad-shouldered fellow).
>>28583558
>tfw me and brother had willy fight after watching some 90's show
>we decided to try sex but it ended as just cock fight and some switch dry humping as we had no idea where to put it
I hope that he doesnt remember it.
>>28574616
>putting actions in between asterisks
normies leave
>He Daydreamed about laying next to a girl who confesses her love to him and says that this is her first time
>He DayDreamed about living a whole life with that girl with even meeting her parents and such
I had a dream she was sitting on my lap a few nights ago.
It was amazing.
>>28583776
>the daydream was triggered by a girl asking him if he knew where the professor's office was
>>28573284
I unironically used to fantasise about this every day
>Get diagnosed with Cancer
>Everyone offers their fake sympathies
>Become shut in
>Nobody sees me for weeks
>Christmas Concert in the school
>End of the night, they announce a special guest
>I come in from the back row, all haggard and dying and shit
>Everyone is stunned
>I sing Johnny Cash's Hurt
>It gets recorded goes viral on Youtube
>The morning after the concert, my mother comes upstairs to find I've hanged myself.
>I get lauded as a hero
This used to be my dream. What the fuck was wrong with me.
>>28583021
The sniper would just shoot again you retard
>>28584428
>not the nine inch nails version
>>28584518
>shoot again
>blowing his cover
Sure thing buddy
>>28582918
>when traps are more feminine than girls
Why does it have to be this way today
>he daysdreams of spaceships appearing overhead jumping out of warp in the sky
>he daydreams of particular looking clouds actually being huge fucking spaceships just sailing by in the sky
>he daydreams of a coastal invasion like D-day when outside at the shorewalk
>he imagines a qt grill with him hugging him in bed on top of him to help him sleep
>sometimes two girls both on each side and feels really comfy and nice
>he daydreams the subway gets a new extension pointing out to sea and its a giant mass driver like in Gundam, and imagines what it would feel like to ride out to orbit
>he imagines some Tribes Ascend style battles happening between two teams in an abandoned city jumping into skyscrapers and going fast
>he imagines lying in bed and waking up as a succubus appears with horns, hooves and lust in her eyes
>he daydreams about meeting a cute girl in the empty subway car and instantly connecting and liking each other
>he daydreams about a group of hot dominant girls surrounding him in his seat at the rear of the subway car and making him do lewd things and worshipping them
>he daydreams his subway or bus is actually an armored train/transport entering enemy lines and the people inside are troops waiting to be taken to a battle at another station, all the while machine guns, AA and artillery are firing from the subway at other targets
>he daydreams the subway exiting out of the tunnel into a completely different looking place outside, somewhere by the mountains and sea
Subway rides are boring.
>>28573615
you should write a book man, atleast something to fill out the void
>>28573615
fuck me, literally since I was in 4th grade.
>he fantasized about saving his best friend from the enemy lines in a war situation like Snake did with Kaz in Metal Gear Solid V
>>28585566
>he daydreams of particular looking clouds actually being huge fucking spaceships just sailing by in the sky
Ah yes i know this one
Just imagining huge floating machines off in the distance larger than any plane or ship, sometimes as industrial transport spaceships moored off in the distance, sometimes fleets of warships drifting to their next campaign, bearing horribly powerful weapons
It was good, just imagining the scale of things.
>>28577838
Stop it Anon, it hurts.
>he dreamed about being confronted by a killer so someone else would kill him and he wouldn't look like a pussy when committing suicide
>he dreamed about a school shooter about to open fire, but he jumped on the shooter and the shooter killed him only
>>28586136
Fuck yeah anon, I love to imagine things like that, at a massive scale, so far removed from our everyday experience
Also like to imagine sometimes what it would be like if there were no lame Rorsch limits and the moon was significantly closer to Earth, or other planets, or if Earth had a ring system like Saturn, these kinds of permanent reminders of our place in the cosmos, for when the city lights block out the starlight, and how would humanity have developed, its myths and religions with such a massive presence hanging in the sky, unreachable by sail. Theres a great series of youtube videos that show what that might look like in the sky.
Also another variant of the daydream is imagining these ships returning to Earth but after a large battle and they are battered and beaten, smoke plumes drifting out of them for hundreds of miles some even crash into the ground in gigantic explosions in the distance. Like one of the aircraft carriers in WWII that was heavily damaged and returned to San Francisco bay still smoking, battered and barely afloat, a reminder to the citizens of what others are out there experiencing so they can live their lives in peace without worry while they go through hell - now imagine that but with a supercapital ship the size of 10 city blocks.
I dunno its just cool to imagine spaceships in Earth atmosphere, you really feel small then. And I like when you can't grasp the scale of something you imagine despite trying really hard to, like the inside core of the second Death Star they enter in the film, the scale of that hollow place is insane and and its cool when tiny fighters enter a massive structure like that, where you can get lost inside the sheer mechanical scale of it all.
I had a dream where I was contracted to write a novel for Dwayne "The Rock "Johnson
I met with him and he asked me how it was coming alone and I told him I'd already written 600 pages but I hadn't even started it yet
As someone who can usually only relate to one or two things posted in these threads I fucking love them
>so unambitious don't even have stupid autistic fantasies because I know they could never possible happen.
>The last thing he thinks about before he sleeps is the lore in his very own Sci-Fi/Fantasy Universe.
>He reads out the lore in his head as if it was on its own wiki
Lol fucking autist
>>28583668
>>tfw me and brother had willy fight after watching some 90's show
How could those two possibly be connected? What 90's kids show had dicks, dicks that rubbed together?
>>28586877
tfw if there was no light pollution we'd be able to see the universe at night.
I am transfixed by just the moon when it's full, not to sound like an autist I hope but it's really amazing just to look at.
>tfw we will all long be dead before the Andromeda Galaxy takes up every inch of the night sky as it merges with the Milky Way.
>tfw a Red Hypergiant will never supernova a few dozen lightyears away and turn the sky orange.
>>28587426
>tfw no supernova in a distant solar system tomorrow to outshine the brightest lights in the sky and on Earth to remind people of the power of the cosmos and our place in the universe
>daydreamed about talking to girl the he wanted to ask out
>conversation is poor because he's retarded, never gathers courage to ask, and she makes fun of him
>>28587064
Sh-shut up, you don't know anything about my fantasy universe
>>28587696
I know it sucks.
>tfw the heroine in my universe has the same name as my oneitis.
>>28573615
YURIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!org1nal
>>28588256
No you suck, you big fat idiot!
>>28588707
My universe is better! Hitler won but was defeated by the Finnish-Estonian Khanate who also crippled what was left of the Soviet Union, Hayha was appointed the First Khan, the Swedes died off from poisoned herring, and America was beaten to the Moon by Raikkonen's grandfather!
(And rock never went up the ass of Timo.)
>>28575325
BRO WHAT THE FUCK, SAME!!
>>28588839
t. suomi
>your dream of just talking to her is what keeps you going through the day
>he dreamed about her saying: "i dig your mind"
>he daydreams about going on long comfy space voyages with only another girl with you and slowly you bond and eventually have lots of space sex
>>28573284
>he dreamed about getting the mugger to kill him and end it all
