ITT: Things you hate
>at a restaurant
>everything on the menu has le quirky names
>Make a thread
>One guy posts out of pity
I'll have a coffee please
>We only have gourmet espresso with fancy names and toppings
Does it come in plain black?
>What size we have 5 different sizes
Regular.
Like just a plain black cup of coffee please I don't know why restaurants like to make that difficult.
>decide to quit 4chan
>next 8 hours spent on 4chan
>robots who go outside to restaurants
>>28573432
>his mummy and daddy doesn't treat him to lobster tail and filet mignon
you jelly nigger?
>>28573383
I'm that guy pretty often...
I...I'll stop if you don't like it ;-;
>mood is good at a party, everyone is funny
>that guy who suddenly has the confidence to say something really awkward and make loud noises for no reason
>>28573259
>start choking on food
>people laugh and do nothing
