Daily reminder that you missed out on teenage love.
Hated women at that age too.
no I didn't, lost virginity in college at 18. It's like you don't know me at all, anon
>tfw easily couldve got a pure gf and lost the virginity
At the age of 20, even if i find a gf the chances are shes going to be a huge slut
>>28572986
This. It's painful to recognise that I missed out on teenage love. The idea that a girlfriend's romantic experience begins and ends with me is so appealing, I can't even express it. I think it's to do with in an "us against the world" relationship while exploring new frontiers with each other physically and mentally.
i had a gf in high school and had sex with her
i was the protagonist of a novel to her
she literally told me i'm a manic pixie dream guy
all i am is quiet and wear dark clothes
that's all it took to get dat ripe young pussy
>>28573223
>>28573231
This never happens. High school girls and middle school girlsthanks to social media and general mediaare all fucking like no tomorrow, and always were. just teen girls seem more slutty now because they can post skanky pics on facebook to later send nudes to random guys.
>15 yo
>awkward fuck
>girl comes onto me at party
>make out wildly
>she comes over some days later
>instantly stays the night
>make out more, it's meh
>get in bed
>finger her, after some convincing she gives me handjob
>I go limb
>never care for women again
Teenage love is not for everyone
>>28573268
But still the mileage would be very low compared to the 20+ girls.
>>28572986
I'm 19, I still have time.At least, that's what I tell myself.
>driving to work
>see a kid on a bicycle with a girl sitting on the back
>>28573278
>being a faggot and blaming it on teenage love
>>28572986
>you missed out on teenage love.
I missed out on teenage friendship or teenage fun or whatever teenage thing
>>28573335
I should have specified, the reason it didn't work out was because it was just a shitty handjob and didn't feel good, just makes you realize it's not really worth the effort.
I'm just glad I got that experience without chasing it first, but maybe that's why it didn't feel rewarding? Idk fambologne
>started dating a girl my sophomore year of highschool
>she was a freshman
>dated for 3 years
Took her virginity (I had already lost mine)
>were in love/gonna be together forever
>broke up the year after she graduated (she graduated a year early)
Take it from me. You didnt miss out on SHIT. Tbh sometimes I regret it because I could have fucked several different girls in that time period. Oh well though.
>>28573316
20 hits you before you know it, and it's no longer a big deal because you start to worry you'll miss out on any love
I know, op.
I spent most of my teen years in the congo deployed as part of the ZWA.
>>28572986
What the fuck is the point of this autistic image? Don't ever post this ever again
>>28572986
>right after i turned 17
>became less beta for inexplicable reasons
>gf immediately
>girls only want you when you're taken
>assailed by other women for rest of highschool
>stay with the same girl for 2 years
>regret every minute I wasn't being promiscuous
>21 now
I kind of miss the "love" i guess but my regret over not fucking others is greater. I only every had one girl I really liked(oneitis) who I probably wouldn't have felt this way about but since she always rejected me I settled with one of the girls who liked me and was never satisfied with her.
>>28573278
>can't even keep it up to a hot young underage grlll
Fucking pathetic anon why share this anecdote
>>28572986
Why did you add teenage
I didn't and it was pretty overrated, Iost most interest in chasing girls at 16.
Im robot, you're just a failed normie who was too spergy to talk to a female atleast once.
Might as well an hero no, there's no point in living anymore.
>she will never kiss you during a spin the bottle game
Senpai bam kill me man
>>28573505
I did it for the (you)'s obviously. My life is rich with pathetic anecdotes. I wasn't that attracted to her desu, she had a lisp and that was really off putting whenever she talked, you wouldn't think it be like it is but it do man.
>attempting to put others down on a cantonese fingerpainting forum
kekt
>you will never fuck her tight wet virgin pussy.
>>28573413
this, and now even more years have passed
Seriously if this thread is just about dating a girl while you were a teenager or in HS read: >>28573408 or >>28573496 if this is just about fucking teenage girls you can do that regardless of your age. Plus fucking a teenage girl really isnt much different from fucking a girl in her 20s
>>28573223
i know your pain, friend. I'm 21 and still a KHHV. i hate every minute of it. i would do anything to go back to Highschool, but in a different city and not a small town.
I didn't have sex, but I did make out with a girl when I was a teenager. There was also plenty of hugs, hand holding, and even some cuddling. I miss those days. I still wish I had more, but it wasn't that bad for the age then either though. Still a virgin and almost 27 however.
>>28572986
You can always go for the rebound with a qt teenage daughter that loves you and has pool parties in your backyard pool....
Right, Neetcucks? I-I-I I mean.. someone will let you adopt a qt 3.14 grill yeah? You can keep her in mommy's basement at the least.
No, I loved a girl as a teenager, and she loved me too. We'd been best friends and nobody was surprised when we started dating. She proposed to me and we ran off and got married a couple weeks after I turned 18. Kind of miss being young and stupid and in love.
Teenage love is the ultimate redpill.
No I didn't. And honestly, it sucked then just like it does now.
I want to die, I could've had teenage love.
>>28573756
Going to a big city wouldn't have made a virgin. You're a beta no matter where you are. Unless your town is so small your only classmate is your own sister, your situation wouldn't change.
>>28573794
now this is a shitpost. What a mess of different, irrelevant memes.
>>28573807
>i miss being young and in love
So you agree with the thread, then?
>>28573818
These girls are sluts. I can see it in their eyes. There is nothing to fawn over, they're literally just white trash.
>>28573846
Well the point of the thread is that the reader missed out on it, but I didn't, so no, I don't agree with it.
>>28573846
How fucking dare you call them sluts, fatass neckbeard.
>>28573846
I know going to a bigger city wouldn't help, but its worth a shot. i might find someone who is similar to me. I don't really care about the teenaged love. i just want a friend. The Highschool i come from only had 150-ish students, all normies and dude-bros.
>>28573909
Forgot pic, robot sucks ass
>>28572986
No I didnt, and it was the worst experience of my life so I hope no one here actually wishes they were in a relationship before they turned 17.
What really hurts is seeing all the anecdotes in threads like these where even ugly, social outcast type guys could still get to have sex or make out or whatever. I must have had something really wrong with my if no girl ever showed me any sign of attraction
>>28573909
>>28573925
>dont call them sluts
>belly shirt
>exposed shoulders
>exposed bra
>shorty shorts
doesn't get much more socially acceptably sluttier
absolutely haram
>>28573916
You could've found a friend among the people in your school. In 150, I'm sure there were at least a few you'd met who were cool people, but your cold demeanor and cynical outlook did not open you up to them or them to you.
>>28574023
You have to realize r9k is full of normies now, and though that doesn't make you attractive, it also means most of the people posting those anecdotes are just normies, so it's not like you're some kind of super-robot.
>>28572986
Why did I take high school seriously? Why? Now I never have time
>>28573925
>these girls look innocent so they must be innocent, right?
>tfw missed out in kintergarden love
>tfw missed out in elementary school love
>tfw missed out in teenage love
>tfw missed out in college free love finding yourself love
>tfw missing out in workplace behind closed doors infidelity love
JUST KILL ME SENPAI
Haha jokes on you I lost my virginity at 14
>>28574073
All those normies are just robots who got lucky for a while why do you think they get so assblasted when things finally die down for them? You know instead of handling like a normal person and LMAOing about it.
>>28574073
i did have a friend but i haven't seen him since graduation, two years ago. i have tried to contact him, but no response. i grew up in a sports heavy town, and I'm not into sports, so it was hard to connect with people.
I've been thinking about raping a bitch for so long now. Sure she won't love me but I can pretend it's consenual and try to make it good for her too. Or at least threaten to kill her if she doesn't kiss me back. I don't think I'm hideous, I think I'm below average but she shouldn't be too grossed out. I'm not fat or hairy and my teeth are clean.
What's my other options? I am so horny. Y'all deal with it by regular masturbation but it's not right. You're tricking yourself, we are.
I need sex now.
>>28573449
Nobody? Fucking nobody is gonna ask for greentext but me? What the fuck.
>>28574129
I think that's wrong. Robots dont just get lucky for a while. They're just failed normies.
>turn 20 in 6 months
>closest I have ever had to a relationship is a girl would hold my hand in class when I was 15
>otherwise nothing real since
>whenever meet HS friends or have to listen to people my age talk, they talk about their sexual conquests
>meanwhile, I am going schizophrenic as a kv
>mfw parents' friends ask me "how are the bitches?" when I get back from my first year at uni
Why did arranged marriages have to end?
But I didn't, I lost my virginity at 16. Nice try, OP.
>>28574233
>>28574124
These posts are worthless and add nothing, fuck off lazy >90 iq normies
>>28574210
Are you kidding me life is crazy and the people on here are even crazier. Some of the people on this site really strive to be as normal as possible even if they're fucked in the head. It's really not that far fetched of an idea to think that someone fucked in the head just walks around in our daily lives without us knowing anything look at Ted Bundy for example he was charismatic af and still killed a ton of people and everybody thought nothing of him.
>>28574282
>fuck off normie
>>90 iq
What is it with robots thinking that they're smarter than they actually are. I've noticed a trend here, anyone else noticed this? It's kinda sad tbqh.
>lied about losing my virginity when I was in HS
>people think I'm normal
>even starting to believe that I actually lost it
Doublethink is real boys
>>28572986
I missed out big time
But, when I finally got a job and a car, I began making up for lost time
You would be surprised how many middle and high school girls are willing to fuck a 30+ year old guy for money and pot
Living my dreams
>>28574328
I'd claim to be a former robot. Being a robot isn't about being fucked in the head, although that's usually part of it, it's just, simply, being a social outcast. Not the meme social outcast who has his own group of edgy outcasted friends, a real outcast with no friends. Ted Bundy wasn't a robot. He was a psychopath with no fear and an inability to control urges. Robots are in a constant state of fear and never satisfy their urges.
>buying into the teenage love meme
thinking about how many of you goyim wasted all your high school years worrying over some roastie only to have her dump you after graduation makes me a happy man
I had over 3 gfs in highschool, but i never experienced teenage "love". I think you guys are misinterpreting teenage love
I imagine teenage love as something that is very difficult to find (even for chads) and very beautiful, It means being able to fall in love (not just finding a gf and fucking her for a few months) while you're a teenager.
One of my friends has had the same gf since highschool, we're 22 now, that's what i define as teenage love. And the reason why people desire it so much, is because it's pretty much that, finding love at a very young age, it's like getting a full set of raiding gear in WoW at lv1 instead of lv100, but that doesn't mean you can't get that gear yourself later in life.
cheer up robots
>>28574465
Schlomo, please, just end it. I want to be a slave in God's kingdom, it sounds relatively comfy compared to this living hell.
>>28574282
>i am a member of the mensa society because i make relevant posts on /r9k/
>tfw all my highschool years were wasted on WoW and Runescape
>tfw don't know how to socialize and feel like I don't have any good friends
>tfw entering grad school this fall and khv still
>tfw some friends already married and have kids
JUST fuck my shit up, I'll probably end up adopting a son and living a comfy but sad life with just the two of us
>>28572986
teen love was the last love I had and it was years ago
>>28574508
Fuck off you nigger loving normie bitch. We don't need your kind round here.
Seriously just considering going full on /celibatemonk/ at this point
I'll be 20 in a few months and I don't see anything magically turning around for me by then, even the ugly girls are jaded sluts by now
>>28574614
Do it senpai
I've just focused on studying the last year and things are going great. I'll have more chances when my acne fades away and when I get more money
>>28574614
I'm in literally the exact same situation, but there is a really qt girl who goes to my Church (I am Orthodox, so there is some hope she is not a slut), and I am really hopeful that maybe I could get to know her.
Hope is a cruel mistress.
>>28574614
same I'll be 20 in September
at that point i'll have been late on all milestones that I should have hit already by two years at the least.
Might as well seriously throw in the towel at that point.
To be fair though, I really stopped trying after I turned 18, though I gave it my all before then. Now I really barely even talk to any girls, except one who's basically the only person I've been trying for almost 3 years now.
/blog
Oh well.
