Interpals thread
Its ok when attractive women do it edition
>https://www.interpals.net
did /r9k/ give up on free asian pussy?
>>28573023
Nah I've fallen to about 3 views a day which is my all time low
Slowly losing motivation to talk to qtsespecially because Time Zones are killer
>>28572813
I dunno, isn't interpals supposed to be about language exchanging? I'd be interested in talking with foreigners, but I really don't know about learning another language right now...
Can I get the azn gfs if my japanese doesn't work?
>>28573409
Its actually about traveling and long distance "relationships"
>>28573447
you can teach them biggu whaito mannu language
>tfw met a Canadian girl that likse motorcycles and wants to try one
>tfw own two
>tfw told her if she comes over i'll let her ride
>tfw she replied with "I will fly over just to do that ; - ;"
>put that I want to learn cantonese, maybe mandarin, or japanese
>now the gay chinese men won't leave me alone
can't wake up desu
asian males whyyyy
Thanks a lot guys. You said I would get a lot of responses.
>>28574396
>tfw 39 views
>0 messages
>tfw a plane ticket from russia to the us is <$1k
>>28574468
>getting bashed, stabbed, and robbed is free.
>>28574234
le lenny face
>>28574234
prepare to get your bike stolen from you and then your heart
>>28574522
She wouldn't do that.
>>28574535
oh cool
could you also tell me tomorrows winning lottery numbers since you seem to know it all
>>28574545
girls aren't as evil like you seem to think they are, anon.
>>28574738
reee get our roastiei know just trying to fit in
but i do hope someday i will meet a girl who isnt evil because i always get hurt
>tfw talking to a french qt past few days now, always talk, for hours, everyday
>i can tell she likes me, feels like i am taking hall her attention always
>want to desperately tell her how badly i want to grab the back of her head and have her wrap her lips around my dick
would that be too weird?
>tfw I signed up to learn japanese
>most grills checking out my profile are polish, german, russian, or ukrainian qts
>>28574820
yes it would be a bit too forward im afraid
>>28574836
after how much longer before i can tell her i always dream about filling her up with my semen.
>>28574858
only when she tells you she is horny or worked up and even then you have to be subtle and teasing in a way like 'i can only truly tell you in real life, but i can give you an idea'
keep it special i guess but dont be too prude
you have to find the balance with this particular girl
>girl clearly wants dick
>she starts ERPing
>type out some autistic ERP shit
>she reads it and logs off
Is this salvagable?
>>28575191
i find it embarrassing to ERP online, how pathetic can you get.
I'm talking to a 30 year old Russian woman about movies, I'm 22. I told her about ivans childhood which she watched and loved it.
She also wrote me this
>Have you seen Brat and Bumer???
>Brat is a cult movie. It will never be off the table, if I put it correctly.
I told her both are one of my favorite films, but what the fuck does she mean about "never be off the table"
>>28573023
internet pussy is worthless and meaningless you retard
>implying you're ever going to fly there to fuck them
>paying thousands of dollars for gook prostitutes
retard
>>28575411
That probably means it won't go out of style in Russian slang.
>>28573023
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME
>>28575502
>what are exchange students
you help them improve their european language and then bang them when they come over
>>28575779
no. you talk about meeting each other, you get a thousand girls to say they will fly over to meet you, you tell a billion girls you will fly over to meet them
and you never do
don't waste your time with this internet shit. go outside and fuck some girls.
>>28575252
What the fuck do you think interpals is for?
>>28575826
or at least get tinder, its easier to fuck someone 5 miles away than it is to fuck someone 5000 miles away
>tfw told a girl i've been chatting with for a while now to be quite for a bit and stop bothering me since she's burning me out
>and maybe not message me at all for a day or two
>tfw she hasn't replied in 3 hours and she's online
>tfw made an account a few hours ago and 15 grills have looked at my account, zero messages
>two guys have looked and both started hitting on me immediately
>>28575887
Until you learn not to be autistic you will continue to push people away.
>>28575905
>learn not to be autistic
how retarded are you?
>Just stop having cancer!!!
>>28575915
lol, not as retarded as you apparently. Autism is not a progressive disease, you have it however bad it affects you, and you can learn all the standard social conventions, how to talk to people and act etc. It just takes a few years longer than it would for a normie.
>>28575887
>tfw reverse of this
>qt messages me first
>she's really cool but she stopped replying a few times (usually when one of us logs off or goes to bed)
>tfw really want to talk to her again
>mfw she was online for a few hours and still didn't message me>tfw didn't even care that much because i was talking to another qt all day
Just made a profile. What next?
How do you guys deal with being recognized by someone you know?
i dont wanna look liek a lonely motherfucker if other people from my country see me
cant you set like only registered people from not your country can see you?
>>28576036
Meh, I just set it to say I'm looking for email penpals and friends. It's healthy to be interested in other cultures (but not to the swede cuck point). The chances you know someone on there are slim anyway.
Post your names, I am a brobot and will help you out with how your profile looks
I'm gonna get you pussies some mf views
>>28576273
nigger fuck off lmao, all you need is a good picture.
.t experience
>>28576288
>good picture
If you have anime, computers or hiking as your hobbies women will leave IMMEDIATELY
Should I leave the website loaded on my computer overnight?
Will more people notice me?
My username is Kaiten101
Please view through it and tell me if it's okay?
>>28576318
FUCK. What else should i add though.
>>28576363
>pepe face profile picture
... fucks sake
>>28576318
I have a helmet on and have had like 40 views today and only 1 man.
>>28576392
You could have a million views, the currency around here are messages, punk
>>28576412
Oh, you mean these?
Nigger fuck out of here acting like messages are hard.
>>28576363
Did you read your bio before using it? Do it again
I'm such a piece of shit I don't even dare to make a profile over there. I'd love to talk to some japanese people but I'm ugly as hell and uninteresting. I'd have to fake my whole profile and I don't see a point in that.
>>28576457
>covering the flags because they are all from india, thailand and africa
You are a beast, my dude :^)
>>28576478
I saw plenty of Jap dudes 30-50 on there, I'm sure they would like a pleasant discussion about anything or nothing and not give a damn what you look like.
>>28576491
Sure thing, kiddo. Keep up the projecting.
>>28576273
JakeDesu
please dont be too harsh senpai
>tfw when no Venetian tomboy weeb gf to ride gondolas with.
>>28576457
>lovely nose, does it come in small?
fukken kek'd
>>28576363
Drop the relationship/romance
May want to reread your status
Add some more specific stuff, most of your things are like "yeah dunno everything". Your profile helps people message you and nobody will send you "wow you like all kinds of music me too!"
Regards, Mimi
>>28576529
This nigger sending women smiley faces, are you by any chance that famous rapper Drake?
HAHAHAHA mah nigger how do you sleep at night? **I already know, alone**
got my first skype handle todayi don't even use skype
>>28576600
I even say stuff like
>:P
>:D
>>28576597
>mfw some qt literally messaged me because she was into all the same bands i listed in my profile
>>28576478
Just put what you would like to do then instead of what you do with your life now
Half the site has "I want to travelto Japanin the future"
How the fuck do I search someones user name?
>>28576643
Search tab
Lowest search field should also do names
Who /blessed by the Garmo/ here?
>>28576672
Thank you. I am helping out my niggas, send me yo profile name and I'll drop some wizdom! POW
I tried instaling qtcrawler but it didn't work. It just says invalid script
When you want to interpal but you're a black dude from US
>>28576716
I'm doing the same lad
Bost brofile brudi
>>28576725
Are you using Firefox? apparently it doesn't work on Firefox
>>28576748
yes I am. I don't like Chrome. Well shit then.
>>28576541
Notice me or ill die.
Why don't we all raid one persons comments with the same message? they will freak out
>>28576766
do this girl
>>28576457
Say something about the polish girls nose. Some anon was sending her messages last night and said she was real upset and saying she hoped bad things happen to him.
That's why i asked if her nose comes in small.
>>28576784
Alright senpai, i'm also the dude you were arguing with but we are now friends
>>28576784
Why are you posting a frong everytime you post?
>>28576812
Delighted to make your acquaintance
>>28576817
What's wrong?
>>28576845
Nothing. But the pictures add nothing to your posts, so why post em?
>>28576900
Because it's a free world. I'm not telling you to quit flapping your slack jawed mouth nor am i telling you to quit whining.
I'll keep enjoying my burger in freedom while posting frogs.
>>28576917
you seem a little bit slow but whatever float yer boat m8. Keep doing what makes you happy
>>28576943
You going to keep flapping that slack jaw and continue on whining?
i did the interpals thing a while back, got hundreds of messages from various asian girls but they're all shit at english and just send shit like "hi, how r u" so i couldnt be bothered responding to any of them. not going to waste my time with someone i can't even have a conversation with. so uninteresting.
Was going to delete my profile, but it says that it needs to be active for 7 days. So I can delete it tomorrow.
Once again this is another site where no one talks to you unless you look like chad, or iswhite.
I thought this site would be different since so many robots were saying "I get so many messages everyday" and "I get so many views." Guess not.
>>28577060
>Once again this is another site where no one talks to you unless you look like chad, or iswhite.
why did you honestly think it will be different?
>>28577060
Not white but I always get a decent amount of attention from Asian girls. You dont always have to be white. Chin up my fellow non whitey
>>28577066
I thought if even robots can talk to people on this site easily, then maybe I could too. Especially since they weren't american women, so maybe they wouldn't be so judgemental.
>>28577105
I tried every friend making app on phones, and a few dating sites. I think I'm done now. I'm just going to wait for my inevitable acsendence into wizardy
>>28577217
Post profile maybe we can help out, most profiles sucj
I met a rich Monaco chad who's helping me out, things are looking up.
>>28577217
Looks always matters bro. Espcially on a website where you have to post a picture of your face.
My username is RickIsGod
help a dude improve his profile?
>>28577268
You look half Asian, half Black. Am I correct?
>>28577217
>I tried every friend making app on phones, and a few dating sites. I think I'm done now.
Iktf. I gave up trying and I'm more content overall.
>>28577287
I'm actually Puerto Rican, Black, and White quite the mix I know, but literally everyone asks if I'm half Asian lol
>>28577333
you look better than me. Just use qtcrawler. It will do wonders trust me
>talking to my qt
>asked if she ever shot one
>tells me no
>suddenly think it's a good idea to show her a photo of one of my WW2 Russian rifles
>she's french
im so autistic
>>28577424
turbolelwhy don't you ask if you can storm her beach next?
Writing messages is way harder than talking to people IRL. I feel like I'm meticulously trying to contain my autism with every post rather than just going with the flow, and waiting for replies is agony.
>>28577424
Tell her you want to see her maginot
Is the Turkish/Nigerian man sending marriage proposals thing a meme?
>>28577456
does she think im autismo?
>>28577496
It's not. Mostly Turks and Pajeets, Africans are a bit more rare.
>>28577500
Nah, looks like she's just not too comfortable discussing it so don't go too much into it
Something like >what do they teach you in history class anyway? might do the trick
>>28577500
Maybe an endearing kind of autism. You'll be fine.
>>28577556
>>28577544
i told her i was sorry, and that WW2 is a very interesting subject. But very unfortunate for all the innocent lives lost.
Fuck these Asians won't stop spamming me no I won't support you and your family how do I tell them to fuck off? I trolled this girl pretending her flag is polish. I literally made my account and 1 min later I get three messages from Asians f off
>>28577572
Nigga you CORNY
>>28577597
im deleting my account
>>28577358
Alright I used it. Thanks for believing in me friendo
>>28577582
Just block Thailand and Korea and put "NO WEEABOOS PLS" on your profile
Works for me
>>28577610
>tfw now she's telling me to be glad she is here and talking to me
>>28577684
The ride never ends brudi
>>28577692
That sure went sour showing a french girl my ww2 gun.
>>28577705
you're retarded if you think a ~20yo girl gives half a shit about ww2 or gets triggered by you mentioning it
>tfw talking about relationships and how i "don't usually fall for someone so quickly"I'M IN TOO DEEP
>>28577719
she sounds like she is talking with an attitude now tbqh
>>28577733
stop focusing on the girl and overthinking what she is thinking and how she might be acting and what if this and that
be yourself and focus on yourself and do what you want to do
stop being such a fucking nervous beta cuck
>>28577767
also this >>28577684 is just plain flirting, like "arent you glad im still around teehee ;)?"
fucking autistic robots i s2g
Fug, help, I used qtcrawler 10 minutes ago and now these Indo shitskins won't stop messaging me.
>>28577829
Don't run any unfiltered scripts son
>>28577829
Only morons run those scripts.
>too much of a country
>like with issues
She was a native English speaker too.
>hey frenchie girl wanna see a gun that killed your own people?
>>28572813
is there some guide for interpals? do you have to take a picture to post there? can you be doxed because of it?
>>28578148
use this or use pastas from pastebin
>>28576763
In a minute, senpai
>>28578165
>implying the gooks and chinks would even understand what you're saying
>>28578190
that's half the funfor about two hours at most
>Weeb girl constantly out weebs me
>>28578173
>>28576763
You should write stuff that didn't only cater to guys if you can think of anything
>>28572813
>you will never have the balls to talk to some foreign qt
Guys I'm an ausfag red-pilling my qt on the gun laws and defending the US.
I dun goofed didn't i?
>>28578474
add some :) lad you look a bit autismo
>>28578503
I usually do, but didn't that reply because i was in serious mode.
>The Russian girls are leaving comments on the photo of me slavsquatting in a tracksuit for Halloween
>>28578474
>tfw it went better than expected
Holy shit I need to become a male model. I've catfished tinder before, but this is fucking easy mode. I never knew how thirsty Asian and European women were for American dick.
>>28578686
What kind of guys do European girls like?
I heard Swedish girls for example don't like blonde/blue eyes because it's so common there and they consider it feminine.
>>28578474
guys is my qt red pilled as fuck or what? she also doesn't like Muslims.
>>28578715
I just googled hottest male instagram models and took pics from a random model's account. I use a guy with brown hair and blue eyes. I think facial aesthetics are key.
>mfw when even sloppy thai hookers and slav extorters have stopped viewing my profile.
guess that's it lads. may as well chadify my profile and have some fun.
>talking to qt jap girl
>she gets my LINE and messages me there
>She will message me for hours a day and tell me that she loves me in broken English every 5 minutes
>>28578734
Anti-gun retards always crack me up.
what ever happened to anon?
>>28572813
>message someone a few times
>now they say they love you and want to be with you
That is a red flag. No person can develop love from something like that. You are being played. I hope you know that they are planning on using you and dumping you.
I just don't want you guys to fall head over heels for a woman who doesn't give a shit about you.
>>28578846
she doesn't seem anti-gun?
>>28578846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsao8UlfXho
>>28578854
Unless they're the female equivalent of robots and are just incredibly desperate.
So, do I wait for them to message me? Or do I have to make the first move?
>>28578910
You could wait, but sending is bestjust like real life
>>28578892
Nah, that's very common for Asian hookers and extorters to be in love with you within' the first few exchanges. They're most always dudes, btw and not a in a trap sense either.
>>28578925
Then why would she be hella ugly when sending me pictures? That doesn't make logical sense, if they were smart they would send me pictures of 8/10s instead of 2/10s.
guys at what point is it safe to assume the girl you are chatting with has feelings for you?
>chat everyday
>always hours
>always write long replies to each other
>never takes long to reply (5-10 minutes)
does it have to be sexual to think she has feelings for you?
>>28578859
Yeah the jokes on me, I misinterpreted the conversation.
>>28578861
No idea why you sending me this.
Average interpals language exchange
>>28579010
Why bother replying to people with fucked English, lad?
I'm having a great conversation with a girl talking about guns, politics, drugs etc..
>>28578995
>No idea why you sending me this.
Well I sent it? You could at least tell me what you think.
>>28579027
Well it's typical shaming tactics used by females. It's arguing with holes in video format. That's my opinion.
>>28578992
It doesn't matter. Relax.
Well, wish me luck with my qt quest boys, I think I found a keeper ;)
>>28578992
>chat everyday
good
>always hours
what do you mean? She's always online?
>always write long replies to each other
good
>never takes long to reply (5-10 minutes)
too long. 5-10 minutes means she's talking to other people too
>>28579094
>what do you mean? She's always online?
We always talk for hours everyday.
>too long. 5-10 minutes means she's talking to other people too
i always take that long and she is the only one. That's because our messages are lengthy and i think before speaking.
>>28579117
Talk to her for a few months and see where it leads.
>>28578848
He said he would kill himself anyway
Poor little robot, if he only got a hair cute and better angles, he would be oka. His face isn't even ugly
Hey, this is a strange website, I'm still learning the functions, what are some of the robots usernames?
>>28579294
try /garmo
https://www.interpals.net/Chad000
am i gonna get all the girls brobots?
>>28579388
desu I think I just got baited. End my suffering lol.
>tfw all these morons creating fake accounts with chad pictures
>tfw girls would rather talk to these fake profiles then you
you cunts are making it harder for us robots
>>28579402
Getting viewed by the Garmo is /interpals/ initiation
Getting a message means you are truly blessed
>>28579419
:( Ah well. I've already had 1 profile view from a spambot so it's going pretty well so far!
>>28579412
>chad pictures
> this is my profile picture
>>28579432
same here bro, this bot seems really into me!
>>28577719
I think that's actually pretty cool are you Russian
>>28579434
Haha, thanks for the view man.
Some of my conversations are sorta red while others aren't. Does the red thing mean the person haven't read the message yet?
>>28579505
Yes
orignal commnt and all that
>>28579516
Gotcha, familia. Thanks
Ori gin a ru
>>28574820
Maybe a simply I like you would be better and work up to face fucking from there
sorry roastie, not hot enough for chaddyboi
origami feet content
>>28579654
please keep doing this
>none send me messages
make them butthurt for us ugly robots anon
holy shit that site is a catfishing paradise.
>robots get the opportunity to talk to girls who are genuinely interested in them
>catfish as Chad instead
why.jpg
>>28579184
>He said he would kill himself anyway
i wonder if he did it
>>28579764
Because girls on that website are picky as fuck and only want to talk to good looking guys, i tried.
https://www.interpals.net/alyx_xox
why are aussie woman so fucking ugly?
>>28579778
Does your "tried" mean you made a shit profile and waited for them to send you a message for two days before you gave up?
>>28579800
No i worked on it
Took mutiple photos
Tried initiating
And also waited for others to initiate
I don't why know you guys cant accept the truth.
>>28579815
I'm enjoying talking to them it's really not that hard
>inb4 B-but you are handsome or something!!
I started out with a picture of my cat
>>28579815
nobody cares, fuck off if you;'re too beta to try
>>28579778
Get a better opening line than "hey how are you" and you'll be fine
>>28579793
Mate I didn't click her profile, but I searched her up and she does not represent all Aussie Women.
>>28573023
No, my qt is on her last year of study after that shes coming to me
Feels pretty good, got this message from her today meaning i have to wait until tomorrow to talk again
>>28579904
-your friend-
friendzone central my cuck friend
>>28579926
She already sent me cunt pics senpai
The site's down, I think.
>>28579948
post them
>>28579953
yeah it is
Just joined two days ago and now it makes me constantly check on my views every minute..+1 view=short-lived happiness. I live for the next view.
AAAAAAH WE DED BOIS
>>28579953
Yup. God dammit. I just had a burst of views and messages before it went.
>>28579953
Yeah sites down
>>28579964
naw
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=asian+cunt+shots
quit crashing the site you fat fucks.
>>28579993
>(I know you're sad, don't cry).
What's that about anon? good luck tho
Also sites back online
>>28580008
She's teasing me, lad. We always talk and for hours everyday.
>>28579987
unless you can prove it by posting them you're just a friendzoned cuck, stop boasting loser
>>28580019
Any pictures yet?
>People are viewing my profile now that I put up a face
WEEW LAD
>>28576007
Go look at qts profiles and or message them, but it's better if they initiate
>>28580042
Of what? nudes? i don't care about nudes i am only on that website to make friends and talk.
>a girl who rides a motorcycle just messages me back
>lives near me
w-what do i say?
>hey haha wanna go for a ride together?
Unrelated but ive never had a job before and now i need money, what jobs can i get with a driving licence that are robot tier so i don't have to speak to alot of people?
>>28580152
>I wish my face was the seat of your bike
Holy Christ is this a meme? I put up my 3/10 face and random people from thailand are messenging me. Is this actually where robots are supposed to go?
Messaged a bunch of cuties about helping them practice their English. 95% replied back.
>mfw I'm only interested in LDRs
>>28580184
Fuck website shit it's self when i sent a message, she goes to a cafe 2 hours away from me i know of but haven't been.
She's qt as fuck. I wanna fuck it.
jesus christ why does interpals go offline every 2 minutes
>>28580299
Probably has to do with that qtcrawler script.
robots, give me your answers to these shit tests
>I have a boyfriend
>you live to far away from me
>how tall are you?
>what is your job?
>Are you a player?
>>28580410
6ft4
Pilot
No
Could this work on interpals?
>Log in
>Messages (+1)
>Gambia
>>28580804
On the opposite side
>Log in
>Messages (+234)
>Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia
>hello how r u
>>28580578
interpals is especially suited to that type of interaction because half the time that's all the english they know.
>>28580804
>>Log in
How?
>>28580578
fuuuuck the autism is too much
>>28580826
It should be back up now.
>>28580848
Not on my side for aus
>10 messages
>can't log in
>>28580859
I know that feel mate, it's down for me too. East Coast?
>>28580859
Yeah it went back down. I just had enough time to be dissapointed.
>>28580817
>>Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia
what's the deal with these cunts? they all want to talk and will message you first and give wildly over the top compliments and shit but they never hang around.
> getting views
> getting messaged first
> getting into conversations that are more than pleasantries followed by non-replies
FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND THEY GET FREE FOREIGN PUSSY THROWN AT THEM NO MATTER HOW UGLY AND AUTISTIC THEY ARE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28580919
they're the thirsty robots of females, they message as many white males as possible in hopes that one will be interested
>>28580940
Im white and get no messages. . You have to be good looking.
>>28580940
>FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE
>unironically
Shut the fuck up, slave
>>28580959
Just post your profile senpai, you can't be that ugly.
>>28580959
post brofile please senpai, I don't believe that you're this ugly
>>28580982
Whites can't be robots, go make this thread in plebbit fucking degenerate normie shitcunt.
>>28580959
You're probably lying or don't have pics showing your whiteness.
>>28580947
except they drop out of conversations on a dime for no reason.
>>28581001
I'm not him and whilst I am not a Chad I'm more like a 5-6/10 I don't get any message at all and barely any replies.
stop making fake chad accounts you fucking autists.
>>28581046
>Whites can't be robots, go make this thread in plebbit fucking degenerate normie shitcunt.
>>28581062
How though, I'm a 3/10 and people from Thailand are still sending me the stupid messages. It's strange though, only 11 views though, but I've been active for an hour.
>just do it for the immense feeling of power in being a not ugly white male in America
>don't message back a single slav or turk
>>28581057
yeah it's cos they found a better looking white boy to talk with
Asian girls are shallow as fuck
>>28581096
You act like slav girls don't do this either.
.t slav guy
>>28581093
I don't know in the last 24 hours I have had one message from a man in Gambia.
I've never had a message from anyone in South East Asia.
>>28581095
>immense feeling of power in being a not ugly white male in America
List them, you fucking idiot
>>28581112
slav girls are all pseudo-intellectual anyway
>All these shit cunts acting like being white is all you need
Shut the fuck up, unless you're good looking you won't get messages from anyone but ugly Asian cunts that message 1000 other men.
>>28581096
But there's always a better looking white boy, they'll never be satisfied.
>>28581137
I'm pretty ugly, but i get plenty of messages.
>>28581151
How about you post those messages and your supposed picture, you shilling little faggot. Show us country they are all from.
