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>he doesn't pull your seat for you at the table
>his dick is smaller than donald trump's
Red flag for girls:
>she cares about bullshit like pulling up seats and holding doors
>>28572525
>>28572635
I'm conflicted, alas I'll never experience having a girl so it doesn't matter.
>he pulls your chair out like a virgin
>he can't drive
>he likes rainy days
>a lot
>like, to the point where he wishes every day was rainy
Rainy days can be comfy, but if you want it to rain everyday, you have problems
>runs up more than one stair at a time
>runs up the stairs using his hands and feet
>>28572777
>>28572850
You got me thereniggerfaggot
>>28572850
>red flag
More like he is one cool nigga
>>28572525
i literally overhead a 2/10 roastie complaining that her chad from plentyoffish didn't pay for her food in full, on their date
all the others girls agreed that not paying for their food is a red flag
>>28572635
Red flags for girls:
>she uses any social media
>she is voting for Hillary
>she is a feminist
>she is le so quirky xxxd
>>28572525
Fembots you have any green flags?
>>28572525
>MFW I've done this for girls on dates before
>They act weirded out
They may say thank you but the way they say it makes me feel like I'm a creep.
>>28572904
my sister legit got upset that her date didn't pay for her dinner and instead split the bill
when i told her that's equality she gave me a dirty look and told me to shut up
this is a woman that graduated from a norcal liberal university and reads books on radical feminism all day
>he's never had lentils in his entire life
>>28572973
See the thing is women don't know what they want.
My girl has me trained in all the ways she wants. If I do something wrong, it's her fault.
>>28572969
A sense of humour that has me chuckling just thinking of something you said a few days ago.
That way I'll probably be thinking of you a lot.
>>28572973
It's because you're not Chad, robot. They want Chad to do these things for them.
>>28573006
why would you put up with that? just how much of a cuck are you? did you forget how to masturbate or something?
please tell me that pics not yours
>>28572525
Red flags for girls
>dresses in slutty revealing clothes and curses and acts like a skank
>Still expects to be treated like a lady
>>28573045
>implying you won't constantly be thinking of how badly you want me to fuck you
Nice try, Stacy.But I'll make you laugh too
>>28573006
>tfw no qt gf to set up rules for me
>>28573069
Maybe he's doing some chastity relationship thing, I dunno.
>>28573006
paul here fuck that bitch
>>28572747
What? Why?
Fuck off.
>>28573168
I agree with this statement.Original
>>28573168
because unreasoned flights of fancy that aren't scrutinized under actual real-world physics are out of line for a basement dweller.
it's implying you don't simply love rain enough that you want to see it every day. that you don't see how bad it is for the crops to always be raining, how unfair it is to every other business that takes hits from the rainy season
>but they'll learn
yeah
but they don't have to, YOU have to learn with sunny weather
>but it was just a fantasy to always see rainy weather
selfish
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>>28572901
you actually run up stairs like this?
>>28573096
Gimme a break I put the v in khv alright come fight me like a real man
>>28572525
Red flag for girls :
>she goes clubbing
>>28573286
>implying you won't become a Stacy if you saw meare you even a fembot?
>>28572525
He posts on /r9k/. Not original
>>28573267
Only when I'm at home and no one's around to see it
>>28573384
Yes but you wouldn't believe me either way would you
>>28573267
>>28573437
10-year-olds do this
>feminists dont want chivalry because they want to be equal
>females complain that chivalry is dead
Women.. not even once.
>>28573211
looks like some fucking cunt just got triggered about some retarded shit like how people like rain, wrote a paragraph about why it's offensive or something, and then continues being a cunt.
>>28573473
So you want me to believe you. Can't imagine why, Stacy.
>>28573006
>a fucking "Cuck-et List"
Why would anyone let a bitch tell them what to do? I bet she's one of those women who rationalizes cheating on you.
>>28572969
>mfw I see a strong, beast of a man use his large, powerful thighs to propel himself up the stairs two steps at a time, leaving behind all the weaker men gingerly climbing one step
>>28573006
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>>28573006
>no getting drunk
Nothing about smoking crack though anon, wanna freebase?
>>28573487
So? Shut up
>>28573211
Mmm, I wrote out a long response, but you're an ass. Your logic is flawed and your response was drawn-out.
We would never be compatible, platonic or otherwise.
>>28573511
Stop psychoanalysing me, you're failing miserably
>>28573211
>not wanting rain
>like you wanna live in a world eschewing magic
Not like you know what I'm talking about but im alluding to cubes that grow with severe humidity that could possibly destroy an ego as big as yours
>>28573564
>implying I know what that means
I just tell it like it is. You shouldn't repress yourself.
>>28573579
>that could possibly destroy an ego as big as yours
Hot damn, it looks like Fuckface McDryspell is gonna need some rain to put out that burn.
this is why fembots exist
>>28572747
yeah, it's scary when maggots and snails rise up
>>28573603
Repress what exactly
>>28572635
>nail polish
>tattoos
>piercings (aside from maybe ears)
>has had an abortion
>will let you bareback her and 'just take a plan B after'
>religious
>>28573787
Your feelings and curiosity.there's a reason you keep replyingStacy :^)
>>28573869
What are you, Amish?
>he lets you order your own meal
>>28573267
I do this because I have stronk neanderthal body and bitches love my display of dominance when I primally throw myself up 3 steps at a time.
>>28573875
I'll just get back to work then
>>28574016
Again you replyis there something you want me to do? :^)
>>28573069
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>>28573533
it's old copy pasta. Like 5+ years old.
>>28573006
>sechduel
by far and away the worst part of this abomination
>>28572635
>she cares about which side of the sidewalk you walk on
>>28573869
tfw fresh herbs are impossible to find around here
>>28573211
>it's impossible to like rain enough that you want to see it every day while recognizing that it would not actually be good
autism incorporated
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>>28572635
>She points flaws of other people
shit women
>>28573948
what are you dominating in this scenario? the stairs?
>>28572747
I want it to be comfy every day and my pasty skin burns
