Does anyone else just come to /r9k/ and pretend to be gay? Sometimes I just post anime pictures and say gay things but actually I am not gay
Yeah uhhhh I'm definitely not gay. That's it.
No, I already grew out of my weeb phase, but I used to do that sometimes in chat rooms and shit. Saying gay shit and pretending to be an anime girl. Fun times.
>>28572142
your closeted, just admit it
>>28572311
oh geez anon... you caught me >.<
>tfw you act gay so you can fit in
>tfw decided to be gay
Well, it's weird.
I don't consider myself gay, but i do gayish things.
Like girls, but also hot for dickgirls (that look like girls, not shitty traps). I masturbate to women, but do it with a small thing from my bedside lamp in my ass to stimulate prostate. Wouldn't MIND sucking dick, but don't think I'd find pleasure in it (i.e. do it for my partner, not me). Have woman crushes, but no man crushes SO FAR. So, bisexual, maybe?
>tfw not gay or straight, just a slut
>would 69 with a femboy in a heartbeat
>>28572390
>but do it with a small thing from my bedside lamp in my ass to stimulate prostate
...do you just put it back onto your lamp after this?
this doesn't sound very clean anon
>>28572390
i can be your "man"crush
im the perfect gateway
everyone falls in love with me
>>28572426
>im the perfect gateway
>everyone falls in love with me
???
>>28572445
those arent necessarily connected
>>28572418
Well, I clean it. It screws off. It's about 3 inches long and 2 mm in diameter.
Feels like heaven
>>28572426
I appretiate the offer, anon.
I think I'm kinda strict on who I like though, if they're a guy.
Their penis would have to be large enough to be stimulating, but not too big to be painful/intimidating/ebarassed by my own penis.
so 6 1/2 inches?
and about 6 foot, a bit bigger built or skinny, but only kinda muscular, for same reason as before.
I got a little figure of Hanayo today, she's really cute
>post anime
>pretend to be a pedophile creepWhat most people don't get is that I actually am a pedophile creep
