Who else /hugedick/ khv?
5.2 here
how do I pleasure another man with it?
>>28571913
Who here /smalldick/ khv?
>>28571982
you dont
not with that size
Take them off boi
>>28571982
You become a bottom and let him stroke it while he fucks you
>>28572871
OK r8
>>28573031
10/10 now post your asshole
6" monster dong here, whats up my fellow big dick niggas
>>28573031
God damn anon that is a nice cock
NICE PISS STAIN OP
>>28573031
How big is it? Length and girth, please and thank you.
>>28573031
>circ'd
Into the trash.
Sure I could post mine.
>>28573215
My sides, its short as fuck girth is average you are pushing hand down to make look bigger haha
>>28573031
Obv shoop, why did /r9k/ turn into /soc/
>>28573256
Lol shoop? OK bud
>>28573153
8x6 OK og comment
I would do anything for a big-dicked kv bf.
7.5x5.5 Too bad I could never do anything with it.
I'm 5'8" btw
What's ur ass hole smell like
>>28571913
>tfw 7"x6"
>tfw 5'4
>tfw HHKV
>only women I talk to on a regular basis are my mom and grandma
>>28573328
Good luck having sex when you get around to it. My penis is 7.5 x 5.5 and my first attempt was a disaster, especially since my girlfriend and I were 15 at the time. It was literally the most shameful moments in my life, so I can only imagine the difficulties associated with an 8 x 6 dick.
>>28573256
The thumbnail makes it look pretty impressive, not that it isn't already.
It's not a shop, but it is taken at a pretty flattering angle. We're practically right in there.
I'd say he's in the ballpark of 8".
>>28573363
You know. Like asshole.
>>28573420
Why too tight? Story time
>>28571913
>go on tinder
>decide to go with a classic line
>are you an archeologist cause i have a very large bone for you to examine
"Haha then show me"
>im barely 6"
What do?
>>28573472
abuse perspective like the guy in this thread
>>28573494
Ive been doing exactly that. Ive played around with camera angles and i can get it to look like a solid 7". Im just scared if she sees it irl.
Hey, op. How's it going with the snap chat gril? Did you fuck her yet? Or did you decide to become a paywhore instead?
>>28573469
(1/2)
My dick was a combination of too long and too girthy, despite being average in that respect.
To understand the sitiation, it's important to understand her as a person, so I'll do my best to describe her.
Even at 15, she was assertive and self-confident. The kind of person who, once they decide on something, will definitely act accordingly. She was the one to ask me out, she was insistent on dates, etc.
Somehow, she gets the idea into her head that she's ready for sex. She was probably influenced by her two older sisters (19 and 22) "educating" her on sex (supposedly as a joke, but definitely elements of seriousness on their part), as well as one friend of her who claimed to be having regular sex with her boyfriend, which later turned out to be bragging.
Some weeks after she proposed the idea of us having sex, she invites me to stay over and her house for the night. Her parents were kind of "hands-off" in their approach, so I suspect their absence was intentional. Anyway, after we watched a few movies, ordered pizza to her house and played Mario Kart on her Wii, she proposes that we go up to her room and settle down there.
To clarify, I was absolutely keen for sex, being a 15 year old male. So I was receptive to the idea.
Once we get into bed, we start getting handsy like normal, except now she's whispering into my ear and reminding me about what she said two weeks earlier. From there, neither of us actually say anything more, instead we just start getting ready. This was my first mistake, as foreplay is pretty important to sex, especially when your penis is above average size.
>>28573716
I pussied out of both opportunities : (
>>28573800
Continue. This gun be gud
>>28573800
(2/2)
After the whole thing, she told me that I had a really blank expression the whole time, so (apparently) I wasn't concentrating as much as I should've.
So anyway, we're both in her bed together. She's laying below me, and I'm above her, trying to support myself with one arm and put on a condom at the same time. Despite her confidence and my eagerness, we've got a blanket over ourselves so we're less self-conscious about the whole thing.
After I put the condom on, I line my dick up and get ready to put in. At this point, neither of us have said anything yet, and I'm pretty sure I wasn't even making much eye-contact with her.
As I was trying to put my dick in, my knee does a weird half-slip thing and I pretty much fall dick-first into her. She yelps in pain and it takes me a good 5-7 seconds to roll off her. It's only after I manage this that we start talking to each other, which starts with her attempting her usual confident laugh and asking me if I want to try again.
This time, as I line up again, I decide to just position myself on my knees and pull her forward by the hips. It actually works, and attempt to slowly insert my dick into her. Despite me going slowly, she keeps asks me to slow down dozens of times and only lets me go about 7" deep, and even then, I can't thrust with any speed whatsoever or she yelps in pain again. This goes on for about 25 minutes before I ask her if she wants to stop and, judging by her tone and how quickly she replied "yes", she wanted to ask exactly this for a while.
So, without even cumming, we both pretend to sleep for the night. Occasionally I got up to use the bathroom, but only so I could actually relax by being away from her and not have to regulate my breathing in pretending to sleep and not care about the incident.
>>28574094
Oh fuck I didn't even think about that
I mouth breath hard at night. You didn't cudle?
>dick looks like this
>got compliments on Reddit when i post it
>be pathetic and get girls kiks from reddit rarely, when they see it they fawn over it
>i get told how big and thick and beautiful looking it is
>im skinny as fuck so it looks even bigger
>24 year old kissless permavirgin
>ill never see the look on a girl's face in high school or college when i pulled my pants down for them
>>28574115
She tried to do the usual cuddling thing that we normally did, but after our attempt at sex I wasn't really receptive for the rest of the night. It's only now, years after that colossal failure, that I realise that I could've just asked for oral, or tried a different position a couple hours later.
>>28574094
Sounds pretty bad anon.
When I lost my virginity I was super nervous and couldn't get hard. She blew me for a little bit then I put it in and came in about 5 seconds flat.
It was very embarassing, but she wasn't upset or anything. I made her "orgasm" by fingering her at least. We watched a movie and went to sleep. We tried again the next morning and I was much less nervous about it all, and lasted a little bit longer. My dick is big too 7.5x6 and I only had 1 out of 3 girls tell me I need to slow down or I was too deep.
Being 15 was probably a big part of why she was so tight desu.
>>28571913
>"robots"
>Posting any real pictures of themselves
>Posting their fucking cock
I want the normies to leave this fucking board.
>>28574248
If you read the story posts ITT, you'll realise that most Anons here are robot as fuck. You've got to admit, even if large dicks are desirable, fucking up first-time sex is as embarrassing as it gets.
>>28574297
No anon, they aren't robots.
People that take pictures of themselves, ever, are normalfags.
Take your bullshit normie-sympathizer propaganda elsewhere.
>>28574297
/r9k/ 2016a
>>28574186
Yeah, I keep telling myself that it was a combination of inexperience and nervousness that fucked it all up. The girl I had sex with afterwards was much better, if only because she was hyper-experienced (probably slept with 50+ guys, one of whom with literally a 9" dick), plus we exchanged pics over snapchat, so we both knew what we were in for.
>>28574094
Also, to contribute to this thread picture-wise, here's my dick.
>>28574366
>Yeah, I keep telling myself that it was a combination of inexperience and nervousness that fucked it all up.
That's exactly what it was anon. I only had one girl that I was able to have sex with frequently for a couple months, but it gets way easier after you do it a few times with the same person.
>>28574421
Thanks, Anon. One of the things I truly want in this world is a long-term gf who I'm familiar with physically and mentally, and who I can truly enjoy sex with.
>>28571913
Well not a huge or even a large or average sized dick, OK it's 3.5 inches erect, but my balls are as big as hard-boiled eggs and really hang down, it looks really fucked up, my dad paid a street whore to blow me when I graduated, took about 5 minutes, she said I blew the most jizz she had ever seen, so the hose is small, but the reservoir is enormous
>>28574419
Fuck, I screenshot the original pic from my photo album and forgot to crop afterwards.
>>28571913
I would post my 7.5 by 5.5 inch, but then again you got to learn eventually that posting your dick never gets you laid. I will post mine if you guarantee I get my just compensation, a gf.
>>28574459
Me too. The one I got some sexual experience with was an older woman that lived in my neighborhood, kek. so I still haven't had that "true love" connection with someone, besides my first gf which was puppy love. She was 16 and I was 17. She was my first gf and we only had sex like 4 times (twice was that story I posted) before I fucked it all up.
At least I got that tho.
7x6 here, how's it look?
>>28574488
You are fat, and you have an average dick. This is a big dick thread, please leave.
>>28574419
>>28574488
Nice pencil dude
>>28574541
Hey, my brother is the same size...
>>28574559
well post his dick then
>>28574559
Tell me how you know!
>>28574546
Measures up regardless of my weight. It was an active decision not to push down on my fat, which I believe to be cheating.
>>28574541
>>28574165
bro our dicks are pretty similar
bro down bro?
bumping the dick thread
>>28571913
>itt: Normies bragging about how good their lives are.
Literally too normie of a thread for /b/ even. Just fucking get out holy shit.
>>28574787
mad dicklet detected
>>28575063
Welcome to r9k. xD
