This man teleports behind you and says "Nothin personell kid"
What do you do?
I don't worry, because he is speaking to a hologram
it's too late at that point, because i'd already be dead
He's got a long sword I'm not afraid. I pull out my rapier, a much nimbler weapon. A parry, a feint, A THRUST! And all is finished.
>>28567346
>he stabs me
>fall over and pretend to die
>heh, jokes on him
>get up and take my shirt off
>he watches in amazement as the wound heals itself immediately
>karate kick his head off
>>28567346
>backflip over him
"And so it begins"
>"Nice those autism shoes"
A thread. I'll Steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Heh, what is this... amateur hour?
>laughs softly to self
>pulls out darkened blade of the night
>jumps over you and grabs you by the back of the neck
Heh. At least you tried.
>>28567346
Watch his face twist in horror as I magically summon a collection of mlp plush toys only to slice through them in a single throw of my shuriken. "Joke's on you, my good sir."
*teleports to behind him as I unzip my pants to reveal a cock fedora*
>>28567599
No ... nahwittenze
>teleports behind ur oneitis
>cucks u
Psshh.. nothin personnel.. kid..
> He tries to stab me
> I'm a hologram
> Summon my bankai
> Pull the 30 ft long katana out of my asshole
> Cut him into tiny pieces at the speed of light
> Disrespectfully tip my fedora
> "Heh... better luck next time... kid..."
> Turn around
> His remains explode
> walk away without looking back
>>28567346
"Nice hat, faggot."
>nimble as a leaf, I stride to his side and gouge his eyes out
"Bedtime, famalam"
>>28567747
>that was my decoy
>laugh as you walk away, lurking in the shadows
Not bad... for a beginner
>summons darkened whip to bind you as I pull out my katana, spinning it on my fingers as I approach you
Looks like another spider's fallen into my trap.
>stabs you in the neck
Heh... nothing personnel.
I was using a shadow clone stupid.
*puff of smoke*
*hits a log*
*I teleport him to the moon and leave him there*
"game over kid"
*I tip my fedora in his general direction*
Punch him in the lover, then the kidney
>>28567822
"M'faggot"
*dodge his attack, leaving aftershadows*
*Fedora gets slightly cut*
Kisama... now you've done it
>>28567821
Heh. Typical.
> Was actually a shadow clone from my super jutsu
> Pin you down with throwing knives
> Take my ceremonial dagger and slice open my hand
> Use chalk to draw a summoning circle on the ground, sprinkle it with my blood
You're amusing, I'll give you that, but hubris comes with a price.
> Speak backwards latin
> Draw a cursed sword forged from lava harvested from the lowest circle of hell forth from the depths to a chorus of the screams of the damned
> Charge at you
> Do a double triple mega ultra fudge dipped backflip spinny mcjigger kickslide to your face
> Stab you in the heart with my hell sword
> Annihilate your soul
> Readjust my fedora
Humph... You got blood on my button up flame shirt.
> lick it off
>>28567647
>P.U. reference
This is the most obscure fucking thing
>>28567346
*unzips dick*
"Hey, kiddo... I hope you weren't planning on sitting down.... ever again!"
*splits into two copies of myself*
*one of them holds u down and the other one rapes ur ass*
"sorry, kid... I always come out on top."
>>28568045
yeah. It's pretty obscure but it's enough to rival this man
>>28567346
Fastly jump aside and evade him
>>28567346
Offer to suck him off in exhange for my life
>>28567971
With my dying breath I unleash the big bang bomb in which a video of me fucking your mom plays around the world and then everything blows up in such a fashion that a flaming fedora is all God can see and as it fades away it adjusts to appear as if it's being tipped
>>28567346
Hit him in the fucking throat, kick him in the nuts repeatedly while he is down and laugh at his crying neckbeardy face.
