Roleplay what your life would be like if you could control what happened to you.
>I wake up to my beautiful wife to my side
>"Good morning, starshine," she says before kissing me. "What can I make you for breakfast?"
>"But I was supposed to be the one to make breakfast today," I say.
>"I know, but I bought some cinnamon yesterday, and I know how much you love waffles and OJ."
>I then take a shower and get dressed, and by the time I get downstairs, breakfast is almost done with my beautiful daughterAkkarinplaying in the living room
>The three of us have a great morning conversation before it's time for me to get to work
>When I get home, I play with my daughter, watch the game and return to spend the rest of the evening with my wife
>Before the two of us fall asleep, she says, "I can't image life without the two of you."
>We then share a kiss and I say, "The two of you ARE my life."
>>28566644
>Unironically naming your daughter Akkarin
>>28566644
Congrats on the autism
Holy fuck I've never been able to determine who actually has autism on this board based on what they post, congrats OP you're the first
>>28566816
>>28566855
Hey! No bully!
>I don't exist at all
>>28566889
What's wrong for wanting a cozy life with a happy family?
>"I've come to stop you, Anon!"
>it's this chucklefuck again
>he points the sacred weapon at me
>"You said it yourself! You can't win without this! Your reign of terror is over!"
>lmao
>snap my fingers and the sword bursts into a hundred fragments, piercing Chad all over his body
>he collapses to the floor
>"But....HOW?!"
>I was bored, I tell him
>I've lived a million lives by now
>constantly resetting my life, altering the world around me to give me the edge I needed to gain what I want
>in one life, I was the wealthiest man in the world
>in another, the poorest
>I lived on life as a master criminal
>I lived another as an unstoppable detective
>I've saved the world
>I've even ended it
>each time, resetting it at my leisure for a new interesting life
>you were just a by product of that, Chad
>your birth, your life experiences, all controlled by me to create the ideal hero
>it'd be boring, laying waste to the world without someone to fight
>but unfortunately for you, I've become bored again
>maybe after this I'll make you a Stacy, and live as your pimp
>nothing personnel kid
>>28566644
Phew, gonna have to agree here OP, this shit is full-retard idealism with subconscious egotism. That's my internet-chair psychoanalysis, have fun
>>28566955
I'm role-playing, faggot. This is a perfect world!
>>28566944
This was meant to be ironic, but damn do I want this life.
>>28566644
>>28566855
>>28566899
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>>28566955
>>28567000
Holy gets in heaven.
>>28566644
> wake up to the rooster rostering.
> roll to my side and see my beautiful petite white wife (who was a pure virgin before me) staring at me with a smile.
> she says she loves me, kisses me on my lips, and strokes my already rock hard throbbing cock under the sheets.
> straddles me and starts riding me until I cum deep into her innie bald pussy.
> she smiles, dismounts and tells me that she hopes my seed quickens into another child.
> she goes off to start check on our young children and start breakfast.
> I go shower and get dressed in my casual work attire.
etc etc etc, you can picture what I am thinking, I don't need to write it all out.
> get to work from home office and listen to my wife chase our Eurasian children around our rural yard and raise them properly, like only a house wife could.
> my life is complete.
>>28567147
Sounds like a pretty decent life, Tbh.
>>28567147
>>28567230
Sounds like someone watches too much anime
>>28567392
>Implying an anime life wouldn't be perfect
> have a house on a sizeable chunk of land in an area that is rural enough to be away from the city's noise and influence but close enough so that we can go to the store or library or whatever and get things we need without too much trouble
> be a housewife and mom to 4 kids
> have the skills to make and sell crafts from home (eg bows, bags, etc)
> cook wholesome, healthy, non-cancer causing foods for my family
> grow food at home and sell it at a farmers market and give it to my family too
> teach my kids how to grow food and make things
> teach classes on how to do it, too
> be married to a handsome and loving man who loves me and our kids unconditionally and deeply
> he is a good example of manhood for our kids
> every day he tells me I am beautiful and how much he loves me
>>28567517
This sounds like a beautiful life. Made me happy.
>all these people who would go to work even if they could control every aspect of their life
I'm starting to feel physically sick just reading this stuff, not even most wagecucks are this indoctrinated into slave mentality.
>>28567637
Sometimes work can be fulfilling. I thought that was implied.
>>28567637
I want to run my own business and I want to make things and teach people things. It's very pleasant work. Right now I work for an office and its unpleasant, and painful. Also ideally my hours would not be full time, but part time.
>>28567572
Thank you <3
>he thinks he has no control over his own life
>he thinks the world around him has been unfair anf that's why he's a loser
>he still believes that reality happens outside of him
>not understanding you have power over yourself like no one else
>>28567757
Yeah if you move to a rural area owning a home and stuff becomes possible since its cheap!
>>28567757
>Implying I can control whether or not I get a qt wife that will make me cinnamon waffles
>Implying my wife would let me name my daughter Akkarin
>>28567797
Maybe not Akkarin but Arin has a nice ring to it. Or Aerin like Aerin Lauder
>>28566644
>not having threesomes with your daughter and wife
>and your wife not being based enough to let you have sex with any girl without consequences
>>28567797
>not invoking demons to ask for a qt wife
>not invoking sigils to ask for cinnamon waffles
it's like you're not even trying anon
>>28567838
Akkarin or akari. If I'm in complete control, those are the ones I'd choose from. Remember, this thread isn't meant to be realistic.
>>28566932
>haha, I bought cinnamon honey!
:^)
>>28567879
Nigga, the pseudo /x/philes that see in magick easy solutions for their problems are the worst.
If you were to just understand what you were talking about, the problem wouldn't even have arose in the first place.
>>28567959
What's wrong with cinnamon?!
>>28567979
im joking anon chill and magick only works because you put faith in believing it will work
belief is key but idk anon you seem pretty closeminded
>>28567841
>being unfaithful
High Lord Akkarin, family Delvon, House Velan, is the High Lord of the Magician's Guild of Kyralia. After graduating as a Warrior, Akkarin travelled throughout the Allied Lands to write a book on ancient magic. When he returned five years later, he became High Lord.
Naming your daughter after this guy, OP?
http://canavansbooks.wikia.com/wiki/Akkarin
>>28568015
Hey man I'm sorry I just like going full grandiloquant on the subject
You actually got it right. Simply learning from the work of austin osman spare and several others made me realise the problems I intended to use magick for had bullshit roots and just needed to be treated with good sense
It's almost always just a matter of perspective
>>28568124
You know magic isn't spelled with a 'k' right?
>>28566902
this. living is cuckoldry
>>28568166
The k is for kool kids anon
Magic in general is just to vague, as opposed to magick, the work of a sane and fully aware mind for itself.
>>28567841
>you posted what i came here to post
good taste senpai
>>28568216
>magick
>sane
>20 years from now
>household name
>asked to speak on panels about wildlife conservation
>guest writer on magazines like Nat Geo
>nice house out of the suburbs of Cape Town
>work with great people
>qt spouse who also works with me
>finally featured on time magazine
I can dream right?
>>28566644
Thats like my real life but I have twin boys and I'm not poor so I always have cinnamon.
>>28567992
"When you ask the chef what the secret ingredient is, the answer is always cinnamon" - Jerry seinfeld.
>dream forever
>>28568349
Doooom doot doo doo. Poom tch tch pop tch tch poom tch tch pop.
>>28568347
This is a thread where we >>28568441
>>28568279
No! Akkarin is not for sexual!
