I just got stood up for fucking prom
How do I not kill myself?
Holykek. I think you'll have to kill her.
>>28565942
Just confirms that this board is 99% underage.
>>28565942
Fucking excuses bro... try and fkin get that little nobe, serious though bro-son, stay fkin alive, ok, shit will get reals for ya soon enough..
>Lads you know what you got te do for this kid, get it done
>taxpayer foots the bill.
>CAPTCHC: FKIN GETTING THE DEGENERATES TO SAY THE NUMBERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUH7CqJcaM0
>>28566003
prom is usually in 12th grade, OP is probably 18 by now
>>28565942
Its like saying "am gonna convert God te chosen faith..
NEIN NEIN NEIN
Advice on how NOT to kill yourself? Are you lost?
Yo my prom is tonight too you from h town? Obviously not going with my shit genetics but at least I got some cubensis
>>28566018
>Thinking an 18yos opinion or """"life experiences"""" matter
>>28565942
Definitely don't shoot up the prom.
original
>>28566018
eighteen is still a teenager
Could be worse...you could have gone with a woman you didn't love, who was using you for validation.
HOW TO FIX IT:
> HIRE AN ESCORT NOW
> THIS IS LITERALLY WHY THEY EXIST
>>28566286
Taking an escort to a highschool prom, what could go wrong.
>>28565942
I got ditched right before the last dance at junior prom, he said he had to step outside and just left.
>wait at the table
>time passes so I go look for him/wait in the lobby
>security guard tells me I need to either leave or go back in the gym
>"I'm looking for my date...grey vest, long hair...?"
>"oh that guy left a while ago"
It's whatever senpai, don't think about it. You didn't need them anyway.
>>28566252
no one's shot up a prom yet.
go for 100% completion. anything else is self-cucking.
>>28565942
Wait till you're outta high school for a few years, then you'll realize how little it matters. I didn't go to my prom, still don't give a fuck about it
>>28566306
it would fix everything wrong with OP's life.
he would get both social status and edginess, all at once.
>>28566327
you are an incel.
lol.
you failed already.
enjoy suffering!
>>28565942
I have a serious dilemma right now some classmate that I had a class with in a semester is inviting me to a party, I asked if I could bring one of my friends and he asked if it was a girl, is it better if I go by myself and try to talk to the other people there or take a close friend and look like a homo?
>>28566327
Im 22 about to finish college, and while its true that prom is something forgettable, its the social ineptness and betaness that made you not go to prom that will follow you all your life and fuck you up
>>28566367
What the fuck are you even talking about? Keep your autistic rants away from me faggot
>>28566406
Actually I was in rehab. I didn't go because I literally couldn't. Quit trying to tell me why I do and don't do things cause you've never met me faggot
>>28565942
you're like 4-5 years younger than me
you have a few years more to suffer at least
>>28566231
>thinking age matters at all
This ego headed faggot lol
