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You may be alone, but at least you aren't a cuck.
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Why the fuck do so many military guys get married early in their lives? Like you're in peak physical form, chicks dig the uniform, blah blah blah, but no, let's let married to some roastie from high school that you won't even able to see since you'll be overseas most of the time, who will almost certainly cheat on you, use you for benefits, and then divorce you once return home
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>>28565748
It's mostly Marines, because Marines are fucking stupid as fuck. They are amazing killing machines and I wouldn't want to get into a gunfight or a "who can stab the most mines with a bayonet in a minute" contest with, but, many are total retards.
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>>28565647
One more reason not to become some woman's slave.
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>>28565748
Military guys aren't exactly the brightest and the best.
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>>28565748
Soldiers are not really known for being intelligent.
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Assuming this is real I hope her boyfriend comes home and fucks her up for being a trashy whore.
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If a soldier could think he wouldnt be in the army
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>>28565647

>a-at least I got to protect Israel's political interests...
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It's a fake tweet get over it
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it's interesting /r9k/ seems to dislike men fighting for their country more than the women who cheat on them
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>Had an affair with a military guy's wife without knowing, she didn't tell me
>Got her pregnant, they're raising the kid now

I have trouble sleeping with the guilt, I want to tell him but don't know if I should or how to do it.
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>>28566534
>her boyfriend comes home and fucks her
That's generally what happens, yes
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>>28566598

>I may have lost my testicles, but I can sleep well knowing ZOG is safe...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/21/beyond-the-battlefield-afghanistan-genital-injuries_n_1335356.html
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>>28565748
Haven't you noticed all the tattoo parlors, payday loans, and corvette/mustang dealerships around around a military base before?
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Marrens in spess!
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>>28565748
you get bennies in the military for being married.
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Does she think her BF has no internet?
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>>28565647

>187 retweets
>173 favorites
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>>28565748
my friend and this girl got married and then they were both going to join the military but the girl didn't join right away cause she was still going to college or something
>they move to colorado because he gets stationed there
>he does 2 tours in afghanistan
>he comes back home to colorado
>she somehow spent the 10 grand in savings he saved up
>she leaves him for some guy who she was probably fucking the whole time he was in afghanistan
>he stays in colorado until the army gives him the ok to quit
>moves back home and goes to college for free after having people die around you and your heart metaphorically ripped out of your chest by a girl you thought was your life

he should've realized something was up when she already had a kid in her mid-20s but she didn't even take care of it, her mom, the kid's grandma, did.
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Hey look she found us
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>>28567669
How fucking delusional must you be to proudly say you are going to cheat and then call those who condemn it gullible.
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>>28568265
these tweets were fake m8
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>>28568548
>Being this new

She deleted them when r9k found them around 4 months ago you cuck. This shit is old.
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>>28565748
Girls specifically target them

They know that being in the military will keep them away from home for months at a time, so they can date and fuck chad while living on the soldiers dime.

And if he dies in combat, they know they will get a big payday.
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>>28568578
well>>28567669 this one is fake
and i don't know about the one in op's picture
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>>28568647
The one in OP's pic and the famous "I'd date a hot felon over a nice guy" are both confirmed real.

I don't know why someone would make a fake one. The real ones are fucking terrifying in regards to the mental state of most woman today.
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>>28568666
well i was feeling sad for her thinking she is getting hate for no reason, and now i am furious at her .
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>>28568666
I'm the guy that made the fake one. I did it just to demonstrate how easy it is. I thought OP's screenshot was shit, the timestamp was cropped out. Also it would have helped to see the replies for context. But hey, let's judge all women by one skank from Florida. YOLO MY NIGGA
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>>28568684
Even the non-r9k-triggering tweets are still pretty shitty to read to be honest family
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>going into the military
>ever

what is the fucking point? US military is fucking garbage and has the highest death rate on the planet. Least with australia, we have a good chance of coming back alive at least
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>>28568744
saw her twitter m8 i didnt saw anything rageworthy except she is ultra normie(kind i hate most)
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>>28568839
She seems well spoken but dumb.
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>>28568787
No one likes to say it, but most people go to military cause they dont have or dont want to gain any skills
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>>28565647
I hope he finds it out, goes crazy and kills her. Fucking harlot
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>>28568633
This. It's pretty sad too since most militaryfags that I have met have been brotier.
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I think whoever OP is must have some kind of beef with her. I can't find anything on twitter that looks like the remnants of some 4chan raid.
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>>28568928
desu almost all women like her are outspoken ,but don't have a drop of wisdom .
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>>28565647
>>28569145
Either way you can consider her informed about this OP
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Who cares bout one bitch does fuck. i can't even work up to care about my own family
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What up doe
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>>28569202
>Either way you can consider her informed about this OP
Why would she care about what a random anon says on a mongolian weaving forum you whiteknight
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>>28569334
Reverse raids are best raids. It's obviously someone that knows a little bit about her, and judging by some past tweets directed at her (San Bernadino related) it's probably some mega sperg that hangs out on /pol/. There's a high probability with a bit of guesswork she could figure out who it is.
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if kate west you are seeing this kill yourself you ugly hag.
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>>28569889
Hi OP. What did she do to make you this upset?
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I love how that whiteknight tried to help her and she brushed him off lmao.

That's what you get you cuck.
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>>28569904
i am not op m8 ,i wrote that because someone linked her here and i wanted to make her sad
i am just being edgy here you normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28569966
A reverse raid isn't white knighting, it's cannibalizing a fail troll. I ate your lunch.
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Hello this is the filthy whore. I don't know what I did to make someone so mad at me they have to trash me all over the Internet. This isn't the first time it's happened. Get a life and leave me alone
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>>28570000
If it's true that she faked it then she has no problem with people drawing attention to it.
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>>28570019
Are you really this fucking stupid anon? Where did you go to school? Who taught you to read? How are you even still alive?
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>>28570000
>i a..ate your l..lunch

Look at how pathetic you are lol
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>>28570033
Post makes total sense, I don't know what you're on about

If you have an argument lay it on me
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>>28566571
Her face in every picture after his incident is just amazing, she becomes literally incapable of smiling.
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>>28570049
I'm having fun here. I turned a shitty thread into a discussion about me and my motives. I also fucked up your game. Now take your sneaky personal army bullshit the fuck back where it /b/elongs newtrash.
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>>28570015
hey kill yourself kate you ugly cunt
don't tell me to get a life ,you miserable bitch
not op by the way just a eddgy person
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>>28570088
>I hath defended lady's honour
>*tips katana*
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>>28566571
This photo hits fucking hard. You just know all that "its about whats on the inside" bullshit television sells is done once you have to face being physically disfigured.
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>>28570052
>OP's screenshot was faked
>the girl was alerted to it
>you are retarded enough to think the girl is faking a screenshot
>a southern girl that goes hunting and is married to a military man being technologically literate enough to fake screenshots and also wanting to willingly draw negative attention to herself

Fuck man do you need a ritalin or something?
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>>28570101
she divorced him 10 months later after their marriage ,they even won some award for this wedding photo.
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>>28570098
To be completely honest with you m'lady I could give a fuck either way. I like the (You)s though
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>>28565748
Because thats all bullshit and being in the military doesnt mean you can pick up chicks any easier. Its a misconception they are attracted toy our perceived 'toughness'. Women are attracted to the stability of your job and your salary. So no you dont get fuck buddies, you get wife material lining up to fuck you.

Another thing to is having a wife and a fmaily makes you more stable, gives you something to focus on in older age when you start to struggle with 20km marches, no sleep and near hypothermia every day. Plus coming home to a gauntreed loving wife and a root is helpful.
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>>28570190
>doesn't give a fuck
>while using a new twitter account to try and help out some below average slut

also

>implying I'm OP

You're just a cuck and I noticed senpai
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>>28570211
Ruining a shitty raid is always fun. I'm having a good time anon. Throw some more of those piercing meme arrows at me anon, it hurts.
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>>28570147
>OP's screenshot was faked
According to who?

>the girl was alerted to it
Yeah or she's pretending it's fake because she doesn't want to be outed, you idiot

>a southern girl that goes hunting and is married to a military man being technologically literate enough to fake screenshots and also wanting to willingly draw negative attention to herself
Newsflash, women are retarded. They operate on instinct which is "I like getting fucked by alpha chad" and they make decisions they end up regretting. She probably wasn't expecting it to get any attention.
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>>28566479
You know that Astronauts are part of the military right? You also know you need a degree in maths, science to be a space shuttle pilot. So no we arent dumb, military training is actually quite intense academically especially when ythey teach you something in 4 hours then test you on it after lunch and if you fail your off the course. Civvies get a whole semester to learn one topic. Plus they have a 50% pass mark. We dont. Failing in the military can have massive repercussions on your career and livelihood. Pays to be switched on.
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>>28570201
>when you start to struggle with 20km marches, no sleep and near hypothermia every day
Hypothermia where? In Afghanistan? They're not fighting in Russia in WW2 fucko.
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>>28570226
>tweets regarding something is now a raid

It's ok newfriend, you'll become a real 4channer eventually ;^).
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>>28566733
>women aren't all like that anon!
>you're just a salty misogynist
>breathe in some fresh air and you will see there are plenty of people around ;)
time and again i prove them wrong.
Yet i wish they were right.
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>>28570234
Jesus Christ you're dumb anon.

>>28570274
I wouldn't want to be a real 4channer given what it means these days. Ideology has become more important than amusement. Why would I become one when I could simply piss them off and make them keep replying to me thinking their disapproval matters to me?
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>>28570314
>hurr u r dumb
That's not an argument, I can say it too.
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>>28570361
Good say it again anon.
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>>28570049
>>28570088
wow anon you really sound like someone who has quite a bit experience talking to a girl like such a cuck on twitter. Then you got embarrassed and defensive when someone posted your tweets.
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>>28570377
Nah. I'm not embarrassed. I don't even care that much. Why would I? Tell me anon, why in God's name would I give even a tenth of a fuck if I'm popular on a board where people post frog pictures and cry about their pathetic lives? If anything I'm glad you don't like me. It means I'm doing something right.
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>>28570239
>it's a military cuckold gets triggered episode
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I'm not, I'm married to a 16-year-old girl.
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>>28570226
Yeah you sure sound like your having a blast on your Saturday night.
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>>28565748
Because military guys are usually conservative as fuck, so they try to be like their dad and marry when they're 18. Of course they think their love isn't going to cheat on them when they're away for a year or so.
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>>28570419
You are embarrassing yourself at this point. Please try to preserve what dignity you have and please stop posting.
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>>28570314
>I'm not like you, I come here because I'm special and better

yeah ok
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>>28570419
Hahah look at all this. Guys he is on a roll !!!
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>>28570049
What a fucking cuck
>>28570419
>>28570088
>I-I d-d-don't c-care... h-heheh...
Keep damage controlling you fucking loser, lmfao
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>>28570428
We're both here, but only one of us takes this shit seriously. I mean, you have something fake, someone tries to debunk it, then you get pissed at them for exposing the lie you're desperate to believe. That's your entire life. A lie. Even if the OP pic was true you'd still be a bigger cuck than that guy because you buy into the ideology of failure, which is all /r9k/ is. So move along now, no good boy points to be found here. Just a sperglord attention seeker cashing in.
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>>28570419
>being a contrarian means I win

nice
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>>28565779
Can confirm. Source: Muh-reen
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>>28570479
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY (YOU)
>>28570482
>>28570482
>>28570488
(YOU)
(YOU)
(YOU)
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>>28570465
Have we started the fire? Is this the new epic meme?

Will Katelyn posting surpass Bane posting???
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>>28570503
try again little cuck...
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>>28570533
I wasn't trying to say they were all the same person. Just that I am enjoying their attention. I'm the guy in the submerged cage, you're the sharks.
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>>28570503
Forsooth, thou rear seemeth a bit reddened. Hath m'lady returned nought your affections? 'Tis sad to a knight of your stature in such a bitter state.
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>>28570533
He's talking about the (you)'s hes getting cause you fucks cant learn to not respond to obvious tricks made for (you)'s. For fucks sake he even tells you he's doing it for the (you)'s and you keep replying anyways. Do you also reply to fembot feels threads?
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>>28570533
you were saying? oh look, i can fake this without shooping!
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>>28570314
Ideology has become more important than amusement.

Rofl dude that is some autistic level shit to say. Like I know you are fuckin ugly and either fat or skinny fat and you dont get laid.

Rofl you are trying to seem alpha and shit it it comes off as laughable! rofl

I dont even give a shit that you whiteknighted but if you are gonna keep trying the alpha game then stop speaking like a weeabo virgin.

seriously its fuckin cringe.
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>>28570573
Are you trying to say something was faked in that picture ?
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Katelyn West's boyfriend here.

I enjoy watching big black nigger dicks cum inside her loose white-trash vagina.

She loves big, black, nigger cock.

I would know. Because I am Katelyn West's boyfriend.
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>>28570570
He posted a bunch of faggy betacuck tweets on twitter to a girl who ignored him and doesn't care about him. He's a cuckold trying to make it seem like he's "le epin trolling" but he's really just asshurt. That's why we're having such a good time with this little fag.
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>>28570578
It's true though. I used to hang around /b/, the old /i/ boards. We did it for the lulz. Now everyone is doing it to prove /r/theredpill or /pol/ right at all costs. Why can't we have fun? I don't care what anyone thinks of me, I'm having some fun here. If these people are going to be dead serious all of the time why not wind them up and watch them go?
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>>28570593
yes, i replied to someone else and it still says "(You)"
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>>28570632
Because people stopped being teenagers
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>>28570314
>I-I-I-I D-D-D-DON'T C-CARE ABOUT 4CHAN THAT'S WHY I K-KEEP COMING HERE AND C-C-CRYIN-NG IN THE TH-THREADS WHERE THEY M-M-MAKE FUN OF ME... H-HEH...
Can't stop fucking laughing
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>>28570670
If you're not a teenager and you take the shit on this board seriously I have bad news for you. News that you've already had constantly delivered to you and REEEEEEED and pepe posted to in response.
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>>28570673
K-KEEP P-P-OSTING S-TUTTER SHIT I DON'T EVEN READ IT REALLY MAKES YOUR POINT

Glad I could cheer you up anon. If this is where you spend your time I bet you really needed it.
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>>28570641
I can assure you it is not faked. It wouldnt be worth the time to fake a picture like that.
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>>28565647
>some guy is risking his life in the military
>girlfriend is cheating on him behind his back
even if the guy isn't the smartest or richest and has no other way to go but the marines, it doesn't give his girlfriend the right to be a cheating slut while he isn't looking, holy shit.

also, it's not the fact that he went to the military to protect the rich fucks governing his country, it's the girlfriend that really submitted to her degenerate instincts to get fucked by someone else while her boyfriend isn't looking.
it's fucking disgusting.
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>>28570722
>>28570314
>this fucking butthurt
just leave, man
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>>28570722
>Y-Y-YOU SPEND A-ALL YOUR TIME ON 4CH-CHAN LAUGHING AT P-PEOPLE UNLIKE M-ME WHO ONLY SP-SPENDS IT GETTING L-LAUGHED AT THAT MAKES ME S-S-SUPERIOR
Holy shit dude Hahahahaha please STOP
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>>28570746
It's not butthurt cause I'm smiling. If you're smiling too nobody's really trolling anybody right? We're just pissing in that ocean of piss, waving our dicks in the wind watching it blow back on ourselves. Isn't it wonderful?
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>>28570732
well yeah about that
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>>28570722

I don't know what's more loose. Your grasp on reality or Katelyn West's stinky pus filled cunt.
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>>28570768
>all of this anger turning now into bargaining
holy shit just CLOSE THE TAB
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>>28570773
How did that 38 Special song go again?
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>>28570314
>you are all nothing but a game to me
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>>28570632
That you even responded to my post shows what you are dude. Shit if it didnt hit true you would of ignored it or made fun of it. Fucking pathetic I knew I was right.

Fuckin creepy ass wierd virgin trying to score points with some chick on twitter who ahs a boyfriend. Go imagine your life together beta.

I am out, this thread is fucking cringe.
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>>28570791
I don't listen to hip hop
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idk wtf is going on in this thread, but my school (paramedic school) is around half military, and they are no different intelligent wise than your average civilian. the majority of them were equal to or worse than civilians academically speaking. the only thing they are better than civilians at is usually physical fitness.


where did this meme come from that they are smarter or stupider lol....it takes no fucking qualifications to get in to the military, they take almost any retard out of highschool. you have people of every caliber in the military
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Anyway I'm out. It was fun turning a dead thread into a total shitshow. Have wonderful lives everyone.
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>>28570740
Almost every military wife cheats on her boyfriend. It's essentially a long-distance relationship. What the fuck is the point? You expect her to be faithful when she's gone 6+ months with no cock inside her? It might not seem bad to robots but women are not used to that kind of dry spell. They're constantly getting plugged by Chads. And it's especially bad if they don't have children to occupy their time, and they go out with their girlfriends who are having all the fun. They get jealous and lonely.

I've cucked militaryfags who could beat me up before simply because they're in another country and their wives are horny. It's extremely common. Can you really blame them?
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>>28570768
>>28570722

I'm pretty sure this thread was just OP trying to bait out an actual autist.
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>>28570837
He appears to have succeeded.
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KATELYN WHAT DOES YOUR ASSHOLE SMELL LIKE
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Why do we care about some fat bitch again?
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>>28570899
Fried chicken and grape drank.
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>>28570000
>why would i publicly tweet something like that
That's not a denial...
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>>28570827
>but women are not used to that kind of dry spell
and men are? If she found out he slept with another woman while doing his job, I assure you she wouldn't be too happy. and yet, she can sleep with someone else while he could get his face blown off at any time?
>You expect her to be faithful when she's gone 6+ months with no cock inside her?
isn't that the point of a relationship? to be faithful to each other in times good and bad?
>she could have waited for him to come home and then given him and herself the best sex of the year
>instead she chose to be promiscuous while he was out there setting up a reputation and possibly better future for himself, her and their future family
I actually want to know how he reacts when he finds out what she's been doing while he was away
to the second circle of hell she goes...
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>>28570239
Take good care of my your wife's son. Will ya?
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Holy shit this thread got funny.
She's not going to fuck you because you told on some meanie anons, dude, KEK this is good shit. Reminds me of SA
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>>28565748
You get paid more money if you're married and in the military. Also, most people in the military are retards, so it shouldn't be too surprising they marry the first foreign chick that shows them attention.
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>>28567669
Fake or not, I agree with this tweet. I've railed against you fucks taking all the bullshit posted here at face values many times
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>>28565779
>>28565748

>tfw my cousin Marine is getting married at 20 to some roastie who has gained 20 pounds while he's been overseas.

She even broke up with him before because her friends said he cheated on her. Now there back together and hes about to get cucked4lyfe
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>>28565647
is it still being a cuck when he's fucking mad bitches overseas in the marines and doesn't actually give a shit about her, while all she has is one shitty fuckbuddy and thinks she has "true love" with the marine while "it's just physical" with the other dude?
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>>28571910
>he's fucking mad bitches overseas in the marines and doesn't actually give a shit about her
who said though?
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>>28566669
>mustang dealership
>corvette dealership

Okay I will give you the ford dealership (mustangs) but I am having a hard time believing people in the military can afford a Corvette
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>>28572556
Used Corvettes, Mustangs, Cameros, and Chargers are the most common cars on a military base
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This is the same bitch. Seems to be a whore desu
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>>28565779
>implying the marines who take advantage of paid college TA or GI bill are retarded.
kek
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>>28566571

If my face was this bad I would unironically wear some really flashy retarded anime-esque mask and not give a fuck anymore.
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>>28565647
>173 favourites
absolute degeneracy
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>>28565748
>be /usmc/
>inna boot camp
>talking with another recruit
"Anon, I used to be a player and get all sorts of girls. I even got the clap and my ballsack swelled to the size of a grapefruit. But all that changed when I met my wife..."
>ohboy.jpg
"Yeah, she was pregnant when I met her. I've known her for 9 months now and we got married a month before boot. She's so amazing. We're so in love. She works as a bartender back home. I joined the Corps to give her and our son a home blah blah blah- Her baby daddy ran off and I signed on the birth certificate blah blah-"
>I signed on the birth certificate
>I SIGNED ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE

>graduate boot camp
>inna MCT
>we're in the same platoon again
>shows me a picture of her naked from the side which she put on Instagram publicly
>"hue hue isn't she beautiful? omg"
>fast forward a few weeks later, 0430 about to do a road march
>nigga's crying
>she cheated on him and filed for divorce already LOL
mfw

>>28565779
We have some serious retards (like holy fuck) but all the branches do. Some of the biggest mouthbreathers I've met were Air Force and Navy.
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wew Ladpai
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>>28570084
Not so sure man
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>My Sister is currently in the Navy as a technician
>Her husband is being a total manwhore, picking up one-night-stands in the bars I frequent
>She wouldn't believe me if I told her
>He most certainly can beat the shit out of me and gas plenty of friends

What should I do, /r9k/?
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>>28565647
Yet another accomplishment of feminism.
FEMALE EMPOWERMENT
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